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"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through" Tapestry

Description: Frank Drebin - Police Squad

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, airplane, blind man, blind man at an orgy
There's something in the way she moves Tapestry

Description: Top 5 favorite songs for me. (my rules)

Tags: abbey road, beatles art, beatles lyrics, george harrison, here comes the sun

There's something in the way she moves Tapestry

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The Cowboys make me drink Tapestry

Description: Playoffs?

Tags: cowboy, cowboys make me drink, dak prescott, dallas, dallas cowboys

The Cowboys make me drink Tapestry

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Yo, Leeroy Tapestry

Description: hold it now, hit it

Tags: brass monkey, brooklyn, hello nasty, hip hop, hold it now

Yo, Leeroy Tapestry

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Gotta keep it goin' keep it goin' full steam Tapestry

Description: Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean

Tags: 80s, 80s music, check your head, hello nasty, hip hop

Gotta keep it goin' keep it goin' full steam Tapestry

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See you in Valhalla - Kash Patel Tapestry

Description: I can't describe how funny this is to me. What made him think this was going to be the best thing to say? You know he wanted to sound so tough.

Tags: charlie kirk, democrat, fbi, gop, hell

See you in Valhalla - Kash Patel Tapestry

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It's Enrico Pallazzo Tapestry

Description: Umpire AND famous opera singer

Tags: 80s, airplane, baseball, comedy, enrico

It's Enrico Pallazzo Tapestry

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S.S. Minnow Island Charter -  modern vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Exotic Trips. Fearless Crew. Ask about our 3-hour tours

Tags: deserted island, charter, fish, fishing, 3 hour tour
SIX SEVEN Tapestry

Description: IYKYK Is this new new brainrot? Or is that dead and this the new new new thing

Tags: 6 7, basketball, gen alpha, gen alpha slang, gen z

SIX SEVEN Tapestry

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Robert Goulet Tapestry

Description: The Coconut Bangers Ball

Tags: anchorman, biggie, boats and hoes, goulet, hip hop

Robert Goulet Tapestry

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Suck My Wake - Uncle Roman Tapestry

Description: A nice jet boat from Uncle Roman to cruise around the lake

Tags: 80s movies, boat, boating, chet ripley, dan ackroyd

Suck My Wake - Uncle Roman Tapestry

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Quaid Army - Righteous Kill Tapestry

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, hot rod

Quaid Army - Righteous Kill Tapestry

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Later Quaids Tapestry

Description: (in Arnold voice)

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, brooklyn nine nine

Later Quaids Tapestry

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Cannot find the candle of thought to light your name Tapestry

Description: I seem to recognize your face, haunting, familiar, yet I can't seem to place it.

Tags: 90s rock, alive, better man, corduroy, daughter
Sushi Glory Hole Tapestry

Description: Instant SNL classic

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn nine nine, dick in a box, glory hole, hot rod

Sushi Glory Hole Tapestry

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Sushi Glory Hole Tapestry

Description: The Lonely Island does not miss

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn nine nine, dick in a box, finest girl, hot rod

Sushi Glory Hole Tapestry

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Laughing Clown Malt Liquor - vintage race team logo Tapestry

Description: The greatest race car sponsor of all time

Tags: boats and hoes, cal naughton jr, flint tropics, jackie moon, laughing clown
Initech - TPS Report Manager (Office Space) Tapestry

Description: The TPS report manager is a very important job. You must ensure that cover pages on every TPS report.

Tags: milton, two chicks, michael bolton, office space, milton waddams

Initech - TPS Report Manager (Office Space) Tapestry

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Log Off & Touch Grass Tapestry

Description: One of the better things I've heard lately

Tags: brain rot, conservative, democrat, governor, internet

Log Off & Touch Grass Tapestry

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We are living in Idiocracy Tapestry

Description: I watched this again just recently, and it really does get eerie. You start to see how this could happen 500 years in the future. This message has been brought to you by BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator

Tags: america, anti trump, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes

We are living in Idiocracy Tapestry

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I'll see you in Valhalla Tapestry

Description: You know he thought he was going to sound so tough. Is this really the best thing this guy could come up with?

Tags: absurd, democrat, fbi, funny, hell

I'll see you in Valhalla Tapestry

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I'll see you in Valhalla Tapestry

Description: You know he thought he was going to sound so tough. Is this really the best thing this guy could come up with?

Tags: absurd, democrat, fbi, funny, hell

I'll see you in Valhalla Tapestry

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I don't mind stealin' bread from the mouths of decadence Tapestry

Description: Hits different these days

Tags: 90s, 90s rock, billionaire, daughter, decadence
If you hate something, don't you do it too Tapestry

Description: Restless soul, enjoy your youth

Tags: 90s, alive, concert, dissident, eddie vedder

If you hate something, don't you do it too Tapestry

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Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 Tapestry

Description: "He drives around all over the town, Toonces the Driving Cat!" The original design of this. All others copied mine unfortunately.

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, drivers license

Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 Tapestry

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I thought Idiocracy was supposed to be in the future Tapestry

Description: This message has been brought to you by BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator

Tags: america, anti trump, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes
Now you're all in big, big trouble Tapestry

Description: Dodgeball at recess

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, blue duck, chlorophyll, chubbs

Now you're all in big, big trouble Tapestry

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I still call it The Sears Tower Tapestry

Description: It will always be. None of this Willis Tower stuff.

Tags: architecture, building, chicago bears, chicago bulls, chicago cubs

I still call it The Sears Tower Tapestry

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Me and da boys love Adrian's Barbershop Tapestry

Description: Mangos

Tags: 41, 67, barber, barber shop, barbershop

Me and da boys love Adrian's Barbershop Tapestry

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My water bottle is filled with the tears of my pickleball opponents Tapestry

Description: Extremely competitive

Tags: competition, dink, funny pickleball, opponent, paddle
J*b Tapestry

Description: A 4 letter word disguised as a 3 letter word

Tags: college, funny, gen alpha, gen z, get a job

J*b Tapestry

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yeah I'm trans.  Transporting this beer to my mouth Tapestry

Description: in transit

Tags: college, conservative, democrat, drinking, fraternity
Sh*wer Tapestry

Description: Kind of like J*b

Tags: 67, funny, gen alpha, gen alpha slang, gen z

Sh*wer Tapestry

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Herbie John Hancock Tapestry

Description: I bet you didn't know that

Tags: 90s movies, callahan, callahan auto parts, college, david spade

Herbie John Hancock Tapestry

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Herbie John Hancock Tapestry

Description: I bet you didn't know that

Tags: callahan, callahan auto parts, college, david spade, exam

Herbie John Hancock Tapestry

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Da Burbs Tapestry

Description: A certain suburb of Chicago

Tags: chicago bears, chicago bulls, chicago white sox, cubs, da bears

Da Burbs Tapestry

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