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Recovering Quirk Chungus Tapestry

Description: First step is admitting

Tags: 80s, 90s, ankle socks, avocado, big chungus
Oh Stewardess, I Speak Jive Tapestry

Description: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, aviation, clarence, flight attendant
I'm too sexy for this shirt Tapestry

Description: so sexy it hurts

Tags: 80s, 90s, dance, gay, good looking
Remember the Alamo - Has no basement Tapestry

Description: Did you know in fact there IS a basement at the Alamo. Pee Wee was right after all.

Tags: texas, san antonio, in the basement, basement, bike
Lalo Salamanca Hospitality Group - Always Smiling Tapestry

Description: Iconic character from an all time great tv show. Tuco's cousin, and Hector's nephew, always full of cheer and charisma.

Tags: breaking bad, cartel, hector salamanca, heisenberg, hospitality
Badgers?  We don't need no stinking badgers! Tapestry

Description: Iconic late 80's comedy movie UHF

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, badgers, comedy, game show
Badgers?  We don't need no stinking badgers! Tapestry

Description: Iconic late 80's comedy movie UHF

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, badgers, comedy, game show
Han Solo Smuggling Co. - Anything for a price Tapestry

Description: Delivered in 12 parsecs for less

Tags: 80s, chewie, dark side, darth, darth vader
Han Solo Smuggling Co.  - Anything for a price Tapestry

Description: Delivered in 12 parsecs for less

Tags: 80s, chewie, dark side, darth, falcon
Directed by Denis Villeneuve Tapestry

Description: One of the best in the game

Tags: blade runner, blade runner 2049, cartel, cyberpunk, director
Directed by David Lynch Tapestry

Description: Legend

Tags: california, cinema, dale cooper, director, dune
Sexy Dexy - Dexter Lawrence Tapestry

Description: The new griddy

Tags: cam skattebo, dance, defense, dexter lawrence, football
Lalo Salamanca Hospitality Group - Always smiling Tapestry

Description: Iconic character from an all time great tv show. Tuco's cousin, and Hector's nephew, always full of cheer and charisma.

Tags: breaking bad, cartel, hector salamanca, heisenberg, hospitality
DIE YUPPIE SCUM Tapestry

Description: 80's legend

Tags: 80s, american psycho, boomer, capitalism, consumerism
Powered by Creatine, Caffeine & EDM Tapestry

Description: The best gym days usually combine those three things

Tags: caffeine, coffee, creatine, dance music, dj
Fine Dining at Lecter's Tapestry

Description: Liver with some fava beans and nice chianti

Tags: 90s movies, buffalo bill, cannibal, chef, cook
Lecter's Fine Dining - An exquisite experience Tapestry

Description: Liver with some fava beans and nice chianti

Tags: 90s movies, buffalo bill, cannibal, chef, cook
There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus Tapestry

Description: Just facts only about space travel and exploration. What did you think I meant?

Tags: astronaut, dad joke, earth, elon musk, funny
Stanfield Holdings - Baltimore, MD Tapestry

Description: "My name is my name" Marlo

Tags: avon barksdale, baltimore, baltimore ravens, crime, marlo stanfield
Stringer Bell Properties - Baltimore, MD Tapestry

Description: Street business legend

Tags: avon barksdale, baltimore, baltimore orioles, idris elba, maryland
But the Dow is 50,000! Tapestry

Description: The lamest misdirection I have ever heard

Tags: bondi, conspiracy, doj, dow is 50k, dow jones
Jamaica Bobsled Team 1988 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Legendary bobsled team

Tags: 1988, 80s, bobsled, calgary, cool runnings
Powered by Creatine, Caffeine & EDM Tapestry

Description: The best gym days usually combine those three things

Tags: caffeine, coffee, dance music, dj, edm
Nice Pussy Tapestry

Description: Just speaking the truth

Tags: animal, birthday, cats, cute cat, funny
Oh, I'm sorry did I break your concentration? Tapestry

Description: Jules was a master of speech giving.

Tags: ezekiel, john travolta, jules, jules winnfield, kill bill
American Gladiators - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: The best show for any 90's kid

Tags: 4th of july, 90s, 90s kid, 90s tv, america
There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus Tapestry

Description: Just facts only about space travel and exploration. What did you think I meant?

Tags: anus, astronaut, dad joke, earth, funny
Chicken tender slut Tapestry

Description: Real talk, how many chicken tenders have you eaten in your life?

Tags: bbq, chicken, chicken tender, chicken tendies, college
The Southside Samurai Tapestry

Description: The "Babe Ruth of Higo"

Tags: baseball, baseball player, chicago, chicago white sox, colston montgomery
Chicken tender slut Tapestry

Description: Real talk, how many chicken tenders have you eaten in your life?

Tags: bbq, chef, chicken, chicken tender, chicken tendies
Medellin Import Co. - Since 1976 Tapestry

Description: "Plata o Plomo" silver or lead Pablo Escobar

Tags: 80s, cartel, cocaine, colombia, colombian
Lecter's Fine Dining - An exquisite experience Tapestry

Description: Liver with some fava beans and nice chianti

Tags: 90s movies, buffalo bill, cannibal, chef, cook
Gotham Tapestry

Description: Gotham in a gothic font

Tags: 90s new york, batman, bruce wayne, city, comics
Gotham Tapestry

Description: Gotham in a gothic font

Tags: 90s new york, batman, city, comics, dark knight
Gotham City Tapestry

Description: Gotham City in a gothic font

Tags: 90s new york, batman, city, dark knight, deco
Apres Football Tapestry

Description: Enough said.

Tags: apres, apres football, baseball, college football, football mom

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