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Easy Ready Willing Overtime Tapestry

Description: I can't go for that

Tags: 70s music, 80s, 80s music, band, classic rock
Delete that old version of me in your head Tapestry

Description: Truth

Tags: abundance, confidence, delete old version, fitness, growth mindset
Currently Auramaxxing Tapestry

Description: I don't know what this is, but I'm doing it.

Tags: 67, clavicular, energy, gen alpha, gen alpha slang
Please don't talk to me, I only have 1-hour to workout, and I love talking. Tapestry

Description: This is true

Tags: adhd, autistic, bodybuilding, dont talk to me, exercise
Southside - Chicago Tapestry

Description: Sox side

Tags: baseball, chi town, chicago, chicago bears, colson montgomery
Sombor Shuffle Tapestry

Description: Unstoppable move

Tags: aaron gordon, basketball, denver, denver broncos, denver nuggets
Sombor Shuffle - Nikola Jokic Tapestry

Description: Unstoppable move

Tags: aaron gordon, basketball, denver, denver broncos, denver nuggets
Nobody ever loved me like she does Tapestry

Description: Don't let me down

Tags: abbey road, all you need is love, beatles art, blackbird, dont let me down
Hell Yeah Brother Tapestry

Description: I never get tired of saying it

Tags: 80s, bro, brother, bruh, gen alpha slang
Donny - The Quicker Fucker Upper Tapestry

Description: Anything he touches turns to....

Tags: 2028, democrat, donald trump, donny, dump trump
Donny - The Quicker Fucker Upper Tapestry

Description: Anything he touches turns to....

Tags: 2028, democrat, donald trump, donny, dump trump
Therapy is expensive, but saying "Hell Yeah Brother" is free Tapestry

Description: Hell yeah brother

Tags: 80s, bro, brother, bruh, florida
Nevada Tapestry

Description: A great state in the USA

Tags: america, american, carson city, casino, gambling
California Tapestry

Description: I don't care what people say, California is a top 3 state.

Tags: america, american, cali, el capitan, gavin newsom
Arlington Bears Tapestry

Description: The Bears belong in Chicago...or at least illinois

Tags: arlington, arlington bears, bear down, bears, caleb williams
Colorado Tapestry

Description: One of the best states in the good ole US of A.

Tags: america, american, american flag, aspen, boulder
Wyoming Tapestry

Description: Great state out west. Good people.

Tags: america, american, cheyenne, colorado, grand teton
Are you a balcony?  Cuz you look like you could use a sturdy railing Tapestry

Description: Just a little flirting guys

Tags: balcony, bowling, chicks, dad joke, dating
I was a Knicks fan before it was cool Tapestry

Description: New York City

Tags: 90s basketball, basketball, brunson, i was a knicks fan, jalen brunson
James Brown 1987 Tapestry

Description: I feel good. A famous TV appearance.

Tags: 80s, america, black, blues, cocaine
Everybody better than Brunson, Until they gotta be better than Brunson Tapestry

Description: baller

Tags: baller, basketball, brunson, john starks, josh hart
Trump sons = Beavis & Butthead Tapestry

Description: The resemblance is uncanny. Art.

Tags: 2028, 90s, america, beavis, beavis and butthead
I'm your boogie man Tapestry

Description: That's what I am

Tags: 70s, 80s, booger, boogie, boogie man
CHAD - Don Draper Tapestry

Description: The OG of all Chads.

Tags: 60s, ad agency, advertising, chad, chud
What do you think Hall & Oates couldn't go for? Tapestry

Description: I can't go for that. What's that?! We must know.

Tags: 80s, 80s music, 80s rock, funny, funny quote
Steak too juicy, Lobster too buttery Tapestry

Description: All time great saying

Tags: butter, chef, first world problems, funny, jealous
SR-71 Blackbird - Skunkworks - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: The coolest spy plane to ever exist. Actually, the coolest plane ever, period.

Tags: aircraft, airplane, area 51, aviation, blackbird
SR-71 Blackbird - Skunk works - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: The coolest spy plane to ever exist. Actually, the coolest plane ever, period.

Tags: aircraft, airplane, area 51, aviation, blackbird
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west Tapestry

Description: And my spirit is crying for leaving...

Tags: 70s rock, band, california, classic rock, going to california
Powered by Friendship - New York Knicks Tapestry

Description: These dudes are just like really good friends, and it makes them better at basketball.

Tags: basketball, brunson, friends, jalen brunson, john starks
Wemby's - Certified Alien Burgers Tapestry

Description: Serving up dunks

Tags: alien, aliens, basketball, dylan harper, knicks
Wemby Tapestry

Description: Future of the league

Tags: alien, basketball, gregg popovich, new york knicks, san antonio
ALIEN Tapestry

Description: Serving up dunks

Tags: alien, aliens, basketball, dylan harper, knicks
I have a very particular set of skills Tapestry

Description: Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Tags: speech, quotes, meme, fight, phone call
Free Andy Dufresne Tapestry

Description: wrongly convicted for murder and sentenced to Shawshank

Tags: brooks was here, morgan freeman, red, brooks, shawshank redemption
Hey Jude Tapestry

Description: don't let me down

Tags: 60s, abbey road, all you need is love, here comes the sun, hey jude

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