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Aloha Mr. Hand - vintage design Tapestry

Description: Honestly, I think Fast Times has stood the test of time as a great movie. Definitely one of the best 80s comedies.

Tags: jeff spicoli, sean penn, 80s, ridgemont high, teacher
Aloha Beaches Tapestry

Description: What's up my beach?

Tags: bitch, summer, mexico, vibes, tulum
Some people call me the Space Cowboy Tapestry

Description: Some call me the gangster of love

Tags: rock, moon, 70s, space, gangster of love
Take me to bed or lose me forever Tapestry

Description: Show me the way home honey

Tags: maverick, navy, jesters dead, 80s, buzz the tower
Mock (yeah) ing (yeah) Bird (yeah) Tapestry

Description: The perfect shirt for your road trip when you need to be annoying and sing this song in the face of the person sitting in the middle seat.

Tags: ace ventura, lloyd christmas, harry and lloyd, mockingbird, mutt cutts
Coffee - the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions Tapestry

Description: Kicking and Screaming is a completely underrated kids movie starring Will Ferrell and Mike Ditka. When Da Coach introduces Will Ferrell to coffee for the first time he says, "coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions". The greatest coffee quote of all time.

Tags: ditka, big cat, i love coffee, espresso, champion
I survived the rise of Vigo the Carpathian Tapestry

Description: New York City 1989

Tags: stantz, slimer, survived, bill murray, new york
I survived the coming of Gozer the Gozerian - vintage Tapestry

Description: Are you a god? No Then die! I'd like to know a little more about Gozer the Gozerian

Tags: marshmallow man, stay puft, 80s, new york, bill murray
Puft Daddy Tapestry

Description: Puff Daddy + Stay Puft Marshmallow Man = Puft Daddy

Tags: biggie, stay puft, marshmallow man, puff daddy, new york
You motorboatin' son of a bitch Tapestry

Description: Pontoons = party in slow motion

Tags: boat, pontoon captain, pontoon, dad, captain
I wanna talk to Samson Tapestry

Description: Fly me to the moon

Tags: stoner, high, marijuana, weed, chappelle
No One Can Resist My Schweddy Balls Tapestry

Description: Pete's Schwede Christmas Balls

Tags: christmas balls, christmas, funny, recipe, npr
Wookin' pa nub in all da wong paces Tapestry

Description: Wookin pa nub

Tags: axel foley, black, mister rogers, beverly hills cop, gumby
Sheeeeeiiiiittt Tapestry

Description: Still the best quote from The Wire

Tags: wee bey, stringer bell, avon barksdale, senator, politics
This is the way - lake life Tapestry

Description: Somehow this just fits

Tags: national park, forest, dock, retire, mandalorian
Standard Oil - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Great vintage logo design

Tags: 50s, antique, oil, texas, gas station
Walley World - modern logo Tapestry

Description: A reimagined version of the classic Family fun park logo, Walley World

Tags: john candy, logo, wally world, sorry folks parks closed, cousin eddie
Bismo Funyuns Tapestry

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl

Tags: names, key and peele, mcringleberry, hingle, bismo
Hold Me Closer Tony Danza Tapestry

Description: Count the headlights on the highway

Tags: la lady, misheard lyrics, 70s, piano, dancer
Debbie Downer Tapestry

Description: Still a classic skit.

Tags: jimmy fallon, horatio sanz, rachel dratch, comedy, snl
Never get high on your own supply Tapestry

Description: I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal It's rules to this sh*t, I wrote me a manual A step-by-step booklet for you to get Your game on track, not your wig pushed back

Tags: 10 crack commandments, 420, weed, biggie, notorious big
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Tapestry

Description: Well here's a jimmy joke about your momma that you might not like...

Tags: rap, west coast, death row, hip hop, snoop dogg
Been in this shit since '92 Tapestry

Description: Look at the all the bulls*t I've been through

Tags: bullshit, 1992, biggie smalls, notorious big, lyrics
Little Nero's Pizza - Vintage logo Tapestry

Description: No fiddlin' around! I bet that pizza was good. Keep the change you filthy animal

Tags: buzz, chicago, dominos, filthy animal, home alone movie
I got my big boy pants on Tapestry

Description: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on."

Tags: big boy pants, yankees, the other guys, detective, mark wahlberg
I Wanna Be a Ho by Velvet Jones Tapestry

Description: A great book by the Velvet Jones School of Technology

Tags: saturday night live, thots, instagram, beverly hills cop, axel foley
Blue Steel Tapestry

Description: One Look? Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, Magnum

Tags: step brothers, derek zoolander, mugatu, will ferrell, center for ants
You Can't Triple Stamp A Double Stamp Tapestry

Description: You're it. You're it, quitsies! Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies! You can't do that! Can too! Cannot, stamp it! Can too, double stamp it, no erasies! Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true. No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!

Tags: harry, lloyd christmas, jeff daniels, jim carrey, aspen colorado
Sandwiches Tapestry

Description: Joey's favorite food

Tags: joey tribbiani, food, soviet union, smelly, joey
Besties Tapestry

Description: Did we just become best friends?

Tags: logo, friends, amigos, joey, 90s
Lincoln Hawk Trucking Co. Tapestry

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: lincoln hawk trucking, trucking, boxing, wrestle, movie
I'm actually in my forties Tapestry

Description: we all know who this might be right for

Tags: 30 birthday, 30th, 90s, birthday, comic
Stay Classy San Diego Tapestry

Description: I still think this is the perfect t-shirt.

Tags: ron burgundy, whore island, california, sex panther, vintage
You can read minds? Tapestry

Description: Derek Zoolander - a model idiot?

Tags: one look, balls models, so hot right now, obey my dog, center for ants
Brick Tamland's Toilet Store Tapestry

Description: A place to get your clothes Since 1976

Tags: anchorman, will ferrell, ron burgundy, toilet store, i love lamp
Stan Mikita's Donuts Tapestry

Description: Since 1992.

Tags: aurora, donuts, waynes world, 90s, party time

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