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Nice Beaver Tank Top

Description: It is. Just calling it like I see it.

Tags: beaver, beaver dam, beaver lover, cats, chicks
Nice Beaver Tank Top

Description: It is. Just calling it like I see it.

Tags: beaver, beaver dam, beaver lover, cats, chicks
Let's get very weird Tank Top

Description: Said the kool aid man (likely)

Tags: 1980s, cult, drink, drink the kool aid, jonestown massacre
Let's get very weird Tank Top

Description: Said the kool aid man (likely)

Tags: 1980s, cult, drink, drink the kool aid, jonestown massacre
Rushmore Academy - Max Fischer Tank Top

Description: Great movie.

Tags: ben stiller, bill murray, bottle rocket, grand budapest hotel, jason schwartzman
OK - A-1 EZ Park - Ferris Bueller's Day Off Tank Top

Description: Relax, we're professionals Chicago, IL Est. 1986

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, a1 ez park, chicago, distressed
Would - Golden Girls Tank Top

Description: The coolest grandmas that ever existed

Tags: 80s tv, bea arthur, betty white, blanche, estelle getty
Ferris Bueller you're my hero. Tank Top

Description: If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tags: 80s, bueller, cameron, chicago, ferrari
East vs. West Collegiate Bowl Rosters Tank Top

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl featuring football stars such as Hingle McCringleberry, L'Carpetron Dookmarriot, Mousecop, and Scoish Velociraptor Maloish

Tags: a a ron, bismo, bowl game, college, college football
Ask me about my cult Tank Top

Description: Said the kool aid man (probably)

Tags: 1980s, cult, drink, drink the kool aid, jonestown massacre
Christmas Elf: You smell like beef & cheese Tank Top

Description: Possibly the purest quote from the best Christmas movie around.

Tags: beef and cheese, buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie
Sloppy Steaks - Let's slop 'em up! Tank Top

Description: Just another night with the Dangerous Nights Crew Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve, Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

Tags: 55 burgers, corncob tv, crashmore, cringe, dan flashes
Dangerous Nights Crew Tank Top

Description: Just another night with the Dangerous Nights Crew Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve, Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

Tags: 55 burgers, corncob tv, crashmore, cringe, dan flashes
The baddest b*tches Tank Top

Description: The coolest grandmas that ever existed

Tags: 80s tv, bad bitch, baddest, bea arthur, betty white
Diabeetus - Wilford Brimley Tank Top

Description: Legend.

Tags: 80s, birthday, cocoon, diabetes, diabetic
Their bones are their money Tank Top

Description: I wish more people knew this when I reference it daily and get weird looks. But when you find that one person who knows. New best friend.

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, comedy, corncob tv
I used to be a real piece of shit Tank Top

Description: I wish more people knew this when I reference it daily and get weird looks. But when you find that one person who knows. New best friend.

Tags: 55 burgers, a real piece of shit, chunky, coffin flop, comedy
Elsinore Beer - modern vintage logo Tank Top

Description: Canada's Finest Beer from Strange Brew Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.

Tags: 80s movies, beer, bob and doug mckenzie, brewery, brewmeister
Drugs? Tank Top

Description: Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller's day off in the police station scene, so classic.

Tags: 80s, cameron frye, charlie sheen, drugs, ferris
Someplace where we know somebody who can plug us in to the social pipeline Tank Top

Description: One of my favorite quotes, from one of my all time favorite 90's movies - Dumb & Dumber.

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, aspen, california, colorado
Elsinore Beer - Enjoyed by Canada's finest hosers Tank Top

Description: Canada's Finest Beer from Strange Brew Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.

Tags: 80s movies, beer, bob and doug mckenzie, brewery, brewmeister
No disassemble! Tank Top

Description: If you are a kid who grew up in the 80's, this Johnny 5 movie quote was the pinnacle of comedy. Remember, Johnny 5 is alive!

Tags: 80s movies, ai, artificial intelligence, elon musk, funny robot
K-12 Ski Champion - Lane Meyer Tank Top

Description: On one ski. Est. 1985 Better Off Dead is one my favorite 80's movies.

Tags: 2 dollars, 69 camaro, 80s, better off dead, better off dead quote
Howell Industries - Thurston Howell III CEO Tank Top

Description: Est. 1964 Thurston Howell III was the OG billionaire

Tags: billionaire, boat, ceo, gilligan, hawaii
Scott's Tots - The Office Tank Top

Description: The greatest cringe-worthy episode of the entire series. Some people can't watch it, but I love it for some reason.

Tags: cringe, dunder mifflin, dwight schrute, fun run race for the cure, graduation
Montana Management Co.  imports exports - Miami, FL Tank Top

Description: Tony Montana, business legend.

Tags: 80s, al pacino, cuban, drugs, florida
Tony Montana Management Company - Est. 1983 Tank Top

Description: Imports and exports Tony Montana, business legend.

Tags: 80s, al pacino, cocaine, columbia, cuban
Tony Montana Management Company Est. 1983 Tank Top

Description: Imports and exports Tony Montana, business legend.

Tags: 80s, al pacino, cocaine, columbia, cuban
I'm kind of a big deal Tank Top

Description: Still one of my favorite movie quotes of all time.

Tags: anchorman, big deal, brick tamland, glass case of emotion, im kind of a big deal
Montana Management Company - Est. 1983 Tank Top

Description: Imports and exports Tony Montana, business legend.

Tags: 80s, al pacino, cocaine, columbia, cuban
Chico's Bail Bonds "Let freedom ring" - vintage logo Tank Top

Description: Bad News Bears - one of the best baseball movies. Has it aged well? Depends on who you ask.

Tags: 70s, baseball, baseball coach, baseball dads, baseball movie
Chico's Bail Bonds - Southern California Tank Top

Description: Bad News Bears - one of the best baseball movies. Has it aged well? Depends on who you ask.

Tags: 70s, baseball, baseball coach, baseball dads, baseball movie
Chico's Bail Bonds Southern California - vintage logo Tank Top

Description: Bad News Bears - one of the best baseball movies. Has it aged well? Depends on who you ask.

Tags: 70s, bad news bears, baseball, baseball coach, baseball dads
I bet she gives great helmet Tank Top

Description: An 80's classic.

Tags: 80s movies, dark helmet, elon musk, great helmet, head
Keith Moon Tank Top

Description: Get it?

Tags: 60s rock, british, classic rock, drummer, drumming
If I'm not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer Tank Top

Description: One of my favorite Ace Ventura lines. Funny for kids. Funny for dads. Funny for everyone.

Tags: ace ventura quote, ace ventura when nature calls, aspen, dumb and dumber, finkle

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