Description: Judge Smails : You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Ty Webb : Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
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Description: So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The dalai lama, himself, Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga,' So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey Lama, hey, how about a little something. you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice.
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Description: Andy Dufresne - Shawshank State Prison legend, in-house tax accountant and estate planner to the guards
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