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Gym Carrey Shorts

Description: Legend.

Tags: lifting, trans, buff, fitness, vera de milo

Gym Carrey Shorts

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Buffed, Beautiful, & Bitchin' with Vera De Milo Shorts

Description: A legendary, but forgotten about character

Tags: she male, steroids, living color, workout, 90s

Buffed, Beautiful, & Bitchin' with Vera De Milo Shorts

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Buffed, Beautiful, & Bitchin' - with Vera De Milo Shorts

Description: A legendary, but forgotten about character

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, bitchin, bodybuilder, dumb and dumber

Buffed, Beautiful, & Bitchin' - with Vera De Milo Shorts

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So many activities Shorts

Description: bros being bros

Tags: dale doback, huff doback, boats n hoes, boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer

So many activities Shorts

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Judge Smails '84 "You'll get nothing and like it" - campaign Shorts

Description: Judge Smails : You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Ty Webb : Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Tags: ty webb, bushwood, youll get nothing and like it, chevy chase, judge
W-Balls radio 187.4 FM - Since 1993 - Tha Shiznit vintage logo Shorts

Description: Everybody's got to hear the sh*t on W-Balls! Since 1993

Tags: vintage, balls, 90s hip hop, compton, california
Get Sh*t Done Shorts

Description: Stop procrastinating

Tags: procrastinate, procrastination, motivational, work harder, work

Get Sh*t Done Shorts

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Sorry I'm late I didn't want to come Shorts

Description: It's the truth

Tags: lazy, cancelling plans, late, plans, party

Sorry I'm late I didn't want to come Shorts

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I'm Old Fashioned Shorts

Description: This shirt is guaranteed to make you want a cocktail

Tags: vintage, whiskey, bourbon, alcohol, cocktail

I'm Old Fashioned Shorts

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I'm too old for this shit Shorts

Description: Somehow this just works.

Tags: age, colorado, mountains, vacation, retirement

I'm too old for this shit Shorts

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So Many Activities Shorts

Description: Sears portrait

Tags: bunkbeds, so many activities, catalina wine mixer, john c reilly, prestige worldwide

So Many Activities Shorts

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I'm old fashioned Shorts

Description: This shirt is guaranteed to make you want a cocktail

Tags: louisville, liquor, old fashion, manhattan, vintage

I'm old fashioned Shorts

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Get Sh*t Done Shorts

Description: Stop procrastinating

Tags: procrastination, motivation, entrepreneur, get it done, inspiration

Get Sh*t Done Shorts

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Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want to Come Shorts

Description: It's the truth

Tags: sorry im late, i didnt want to come, sarcasm, sorry not sorry, lazy

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want to Come Shorts

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Yes - Kip Shorts

Description: Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day

Tags: babes, chatting online, gosh, kip, napoleon dynamite quotes

Yes - Kip Shorts

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Schrute Farms - Bed & Breakfast - modern vintage logo Shorts

Description: Estd. 1812 Scranton, PA

Tags: beets, dunder mifflin, dwight schrute, farm, jim halpert
No Fighting, No Spitting, No Drinking, No Gambling, No Bare Feet Shorts

Description: A great gift for any golfer, caddyshack lover, caddy, or man of a certain age

Tags: rodney dangerfield, gopher, golf course, carl spackler, ty webb
Caddyshack full Carl Spackler quote Shorts

Description: So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The dalai lama, himself, Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga,' So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey Lama, hey, how about a little something. you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Tags: augusta, big hitter, bill murray, bushwood, caddy

Caddyshack full Carl Spackler quote Shorts

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Death before decaf Shorts

Description: that is true

Tags: i love coffee, brew, cold brew, coffee, coffee is always a good idea

Death before decaf Shorts

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Hang on. Let me overthink this. Shorts

Description: Yes, true.

Tags: overthink, funny, let me overthink this, antisocial, sarcasm

Hang on. Let me overthink this. Shorts

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Let it Gogh Shorts

Description: Good life advice from Vinnie boy

Tags: painting, van gogh art, van gogh, starry night, let it go

Let it Gogh Shorts

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Shenanigan Enthusiast Shorts

Description: Seems about right

Tags: ireland, saint patricks day, shenanigan, st patricks, shenanigator

Shenanigan Enthusiast Shorts

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Teddy Brosevelt Shorts

Description: Legend

Tags: united states, president, theodore roosevelt, bro, american flag

Teddy Brosevelt Shorts

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I own you - coffee Shorts
Tags: coffee addicts, before coffee, latte, starbucks, coffee lover gift

I own you - coffee Shorts

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These snozzberries taste like snozzberries Shorts

Description: Is a snozzberry a real thing?

Tags: snozzberries, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, gene wilder, wonka, taste

These snozzberries taste like snozzberries Shorts

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Push Button, Receive Bacon - bathroom sign Shorts

Description: If every bathroom had this, the world would be a better place.

Tags: blow dryer, wash hands, bacon, hair dryer, sign

Push Button, Receive Bacon - bathroom sign Shorts

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No Regerts Shorts

Description: Only memories

Tags: florida, regerts, spelling, trash, moron

No Regerts Shorts

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W-Balls Radio 187.4 FM - Snoop modern vintage logo Shorts

Description: Everybody's got to hear the sh*t on W-Balls! If you're lickin' that's W-Balls Feat. DJ Saul T. Nuts

Tags: hiphop, compton, california, deez nuts, radio
Here Comes the Sun Shorts

Description: I feel this way every Spring

Tags: sun, here comes the sun, spring, sunrise, mountains

Here Comes the Sun Shorts

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Well, it's not far down to paradise, at least it's not for me - Sailing modern vintage design Shorts

Description: Oh the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see

Tags: 70s rock, florida, loggins, christopher cross, 80s
Silky Johnson "Player Hater of Year" 2002 Shorts

Description: Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan?

Tags: player hater, pimp, prince, player haters club, dave chappelle

Silky Johnson "Player Hater of Year" 2002 Shorts

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Dufresne Accounting - Shawshank State Prison 1949 - vintage logo Shorts

Description: Andy Dufresne - Shawshank State Prison legend, in-house tax accountant and estate planner to the guards

Tags: get busy living, shawshank, fishing, stephen king, prison
Spicol's Surf Supply Co. - modern vintage logo Shorts

Description: Est. 1982 "Come for the tasty waves, and stay for a cool buzz" - Jeff Spicoli

Tags: fast times at ridgemont high, jeff spicoli, sean penn, surf, san fernando valley

Spicol's Surf Supply Co. - modern vintage logo Shorts

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Boats 'N Hoes 2024 Shorts

Description: Gotta have me my boats 'n hoes. A vote for what unites us.

Tags: prestige worldwide, president, military, florida, election

Boats 'N Hoes 2024 Shorts

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Silky Johnson "Player Hater of the Year" 2002 Shorts

Description: Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan?

Tags: ice, pimp, game blouses, hater, time hater

Silky Johnson "Player Hater of the Year" 2002 Shorts

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Don't be so butthurt Shorts

Description: Not used enough to be honest.

Tags: offended, cancelled, workaholic, ders, office

Don't be so butthurt Shorts

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