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Club Aqua - home of the huge back deck Shorts

Description: I think this is a top 5 sketch for me. I really liked Club Aqua before the big back deck collapsed. I dip into Haunted House once in a while.

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, chunky, club, club aqua
This place reminds me of Santa's workshop!  Except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me. Shorts

Description: Possibly the purest quote from the best Christmas movie around.

Tags: beef and cheese, buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie
Scuba Steve scuba squad Shorts

Description: If you wanna be in the scuba squad you have to be smart

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, big daddy, billy madison, diver
Just here for the wieners Shorts

Description: Sometimes you have to have a good hot dog

Tags: 4th of july, bbq, chef, cooking, funny
Bend over and I'll show you Shorts

Description: Todd and Margo

Tags: bend over and ill show you, chevy chase, chicago, christmas, christmas tree
Dillon Panthers Football #33 Tim Riggins Shorts

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, coach taylor, college football, dillon
Visit Santa Poco Mexico - home of the battle for independence against the infamous El Guapo Shorts

Description: Santa Poco Independence Day, when the famous Americans came into town and saved the people

Tags: 80s movies, chevy chase, dusty bottoms, el guapo, el guapo sweater
Kumite - Tournament Champion 1988 - Hong Kong Shorts

Description: Legendary tournament

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, bloodsport, dojo, frank dux
Baby of the year Bart Harley Jarvis Shorts

Description: The bad boy of the competition Bart Harley Jarvis!

Tags: baby, baby of the year, bart harley jarvis, bozo dubbed over, chunky
Santa used to say "hey hey hey" until he met your mom Shorts

Description: Now it's Ho Ho Ho The perfect funny Christmas vintage design

Tags: christmas, christmas party, ho ho ho, merry christmas, mom joke
Property of Dillon Panthers Football - Coach Taylor Shorts

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, coach taylor, college football, dillon
Andy & Red's Fishing Charters - Zihuantanejo, Mexico Shorts

Description: Get busy livin' or get busy dyin' Est. 1967

Tags: andy and red, andy dufresne, boating, brooks was here, dufresne redding fishing charters
Tim Riggins #33 Shorts

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, coach taylor, college football, dillon
Baby of the year - Bart Harley Jarvis Shorts

Description: F*ck you Harley Jarvis!

Tags: baby, baby of the year, bart harley jarvis, bozo dubbed over, chunky
Heard you've been Naughty - funny vintage Santa Claus Shorts

Description: Ho Ho Ho. Let me check my naughty list.

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, christmas party, funny christmas, funny santa claus
Take a look around Ellen, we're at the threshold of hell Shorts

Description: Clark W. Griswold family Christmas. So many classic, incredible quotes from this iconic Christmas movie.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas lights, christmas tree, christmas vacation, clark griswold
Just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude - Kirk Lazarus Shorts

Description: Tropic Thunder is an incredibly funny movie. It's still kind of underrated.

Tags: army, ben stiller, booty sweat, dude playing a dude, got any tips
Les Grossman Shorts

Description: First, take a big step back...and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Tropic Thunder is an incredible movie.

Tags: ben stiller, booty sweat, dude playing a dude, got any tips, hollywood
Tugg Speedman - Tropic Thunder Shorts

Description: Tropic Thunder is an incredibly funny movie. It's still kind of underrated.

Tags: army, ben stiller, booty sweat, dude playing a dude, got any tips
Les Grossman - tropic thunder Shorts

Description: First, take a big step back...and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Tropic Thunder is an incredible movie.

Tags: ben stiller, booty sweat, dude playing a dude, dude playing a dude disguised as, got any tips
Doc Brown Labs - Inventor & Scientist Est. 1985 Shorts

Description: Hill Valley, Califonia He invented a time machine, so probably going to say that he is the genius of all geniuses

Tags: 80s, biff tannen, california, delorean, doc brown
California Penal League - Since 1988 Shorts

Description: Rick Vaughn played in the California Penal League last year

Tags: major league quote, jobus rum, ricky vaughn, willie mays hayes, cerrano
Breathe if you hate Alabama Shorts

Description: For the haters

Tags: auburn, georgia, lsu tigers, longhorns, crimson tide
Del Griffith's Shower Curtain Rings - Shermer, IL 1987 Shorts

Description: Best in the world. Hand made. Shermer, IL 1987

Tags: 80s, breakfast club, chicago, great outdoors, john candy
Aspen: Where the beer flows like wine - vintage design Shorts

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.

Tags: aspen, aspen california, beer, colorado, dumb and dumber quote
Del Griffith's Shower Curtain Rings "best in the world" Shorts

Description: Hand made - 1987 Shermer, IL

Tags: 80s, chicago, comedy, del griffith, great outdoors
Clampett Oil Company - Est. 1962 Shorts

Description: And up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is.

Tags: 60s, beverly hills, billionaire, california, cecil
Cody Underwood - Special Effects Coordinator - Tropic Thunder Shorts

Description: "Explosions that will make mother nature piss her pant suit"

Tags: ben stiller, danny mcbride, dude playing a dude, explosion, got any tips
Dr. E. Brown Enterprises - scientist & inventor Shorts

Description: He invented a time machine, so probably going to say that he is the genius of all geniuses

Tags: 121 gigawatts, 80s, biff, biff tannen, california
Yippee Ki-Yay -  ugly Christmas design Shorts

Description: The Nakatomi Christmas Party of 1988 was a night that nobody will ever forget. Christmas Eve will never be the same after Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard christmas, hans gruber
Angels with Filthy Souls - vintage movie poster Shorts

Description: Keep the change ya filthy animal

Tags: angels with filthy souls, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, filthy animal, fuller
All I want for Christmas is money Shorts

Description: Ho Ho Ho. Let me check my naughty list.

Tags: christmas humor, christmas list, christmas party, christmas present, funny christmas
Clampett Oil Company - Est. 1962  Beverly Hills, CA Shorts

Description: And up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is.

Tags: 60s, beverly hills, billionaire, california, cecil
Just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude Shorts

Description: Tropic Thunder is an incredibly funny movie. It's still kind of underrated.

Tags: army, ben stiller, booty sweat, dude playing a dude, got any tips
Official Red Ryder BB Guns - vintage logo Shorts

Description: Carbine action 200 shots Authentic Range model air rifle Use caution around eye

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, christmas, christmas movie, christmas story
Hasta La Vista Baby - retro futuristic design Shorts

Description: 90's classic. Top 5 of the 90s

Tags: arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, cyberdyne, hasta la vista baby, john connor

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