Shorts

Description: I fear you're underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

Description: A vintage sunset and palm tree logo design for an iconic movie producer from the Big Lebowski

Description: Has this ever happened to you?

Description: You know how I stayed alive this long? All these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. A vintage logo for an iconic movie character William Cutting

Description: For score and seven dumbbell press reps ago

Description: For the kids

Description: Vote for the dude in 2024

Description: If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud. #bae

Description: And I'm the fattest of them all. If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud. #bae

Description: Classic burn

Description: The best HR training burn

Description: She doesn't have farts in her head anymore! Must be over 60lbs

Description: And she doesn't have farts in her head anymore!

Description: For the kids

Description: Legendary computer game.

Description: I fear you're underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

Description: 6 locations "The only thing that sounds better than our speakers, are our prices."

Description: For score and seven dumbbell press reps ago

Description: Classic recurring SNL cartoon skit from the 90s

Description: Just gettin' in some curls for the old red white and blue

Description: For the kids

Description: "The only thing that sounds better than our speakers, are our prices."

Description: They got some good CDs

Description: Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver In Memoriam

Description: ya feel me?

Description: High school football legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Description: One time in school a teacher asked a student next to me to answer a question, he was thinking about it, and the teacher was clearly inpatient. The student said calmly, "please be patient, I'm a moron". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard spoken. I still think about it to this day.

Description: One time in school a teacher asked a student next to me to answer a question, he was thinking about it, and the teacher was clearly inpatient. The student said calmly, "please be patient, I'm a moron". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard spoken. I still think about it to this day.

Description: An absolute classic SNL skit where everyone breaks

Description: Say this to any group of kids of a certain age

Description: Say this to any group of kids of a certain age

Description: Better to be average. Not too big not too small

Description: I'm freakin' pumped!

Description: Everything has chains, absolutely nothing's changed

Description: Too much stress!

Description: Honesty is the best policy. Better to be average.