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Description: f*ck yo couch

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Description: The greatest of all time

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Description: And I'm going to whine about it

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Description: What's the time?

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Description: From the legendary 1988 movie BIG

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Description: Every golfer has either said this or heard this on the golf course. It's perfectly acceptable 1-2 per round.

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Description: Courtesy of morning coffee

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