Shorts

Description: This little USA can of whoop ass is ready to fight!

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas Christmas is Buddy the Elf.

Description: If my cranberry doesn't have ridges on it, I don't even want to see it

Description: It's right in my Q-Zone!

Description: Just the way mother nature intended

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas Christmas is Buddy the Elf.

Description: One of my favorite opening lyrics of any song

Description: "No one can resist my Schweddy Balls" Season's Eatings since 1998

Description: Say this to any group of kids of a certain age

Description: Miles Finch has left his book full of gems. What's more vulnerable than a peach?

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Description: Just the way mother nature intended

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Description: It is set at Christmas, but NOT a very special Christmas with Hans Gruber.

Description: Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.

Description: A huge miss by whoever was in charge in not doing a Spicoli dedicated surf movie as a follow up to Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Description: A huge miss by whoever was in charge in not doing a Spicoli dedicated surf movie as a follow up to Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Description: Keep the change ya filthy animal

Description: Date night

Description: A huge sack of presents that is

Description: This will never get old to me. Such a classic.

Description: Gotta stop Spike. Pee wee football legend.

Description: A huge sack of presents that is

Description: Such an 80's Miami, Florida Dade and Broward County vibe

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

Description: The original Ai

Description: Ho Ho Ho A very special Christmas with John McClane and Hans Gruber.

Description: The original Ai

Description: What are you doing here? A Top 10 all time SNL recurring skit. Honestly, go and re-watch it. It's incredibly funny. Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen, Keenan, and other cameos.

Description: Hanukkah, dateline, keith morrison, ugly holiday sweater = a perfect design mashup

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

Description: And stars fill my dream I'm a traveler of both time and space To be where I have been

Description: Home of the Chinese Turkey Open Christmas Day

Description: Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.