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We are living in Idiocracy Shorts

Description: I watched this again just recently, and it really does get eerie. You start to see how this could happen 500 years in the future. This message has been brought to you by BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator

Tags: america, anti trump, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes

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I'll see you in Valhalla Shorts

Description: You know he thought he was going to sound so tough. Is this really the best thing this guy could come up with?

Tags: absurd, democrat, fbi, funny, hell

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I'll see you in Valhalla Shorts

Description: You know he thought he was going to sound so tough. Is this really the best thing this guy could come up with?

Tags: absurd, democrat, fbi, funny, hell

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I don't mind stealin' bread from the mouths of decadence Shorts

Description: Hits different these days

Tags: 90s, 90s rock, billionaire, daughter, decadence
If you hate something, don't you do it too Shorts

Description: Restless soul, enjoy your youth

Tags: 90s, alive, concert, dissident, eddie vedder

If you hate something, don't you do it too Shorts

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Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 Shorts

Description: "He drives around all over the town, Toonces the Driving Cat!" The original design of this. All others copied mine unfortunately.

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, drivers license

Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 Shorts

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I thought Idiocracy was supposed to be in the future Shorts

Description: This message has been brought to you by BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator

Tags: america, anti trump, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes
I still call it The Sears Tower Shorts

Description: It will always be. None of this Willis Tower stuff.

Tags: architecture, building, chicago bears, chicago bulls, chicago cubs

I still call it The Sears Tower Shorts

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Me and da boys love Adrian's Barbershop Shorts

Description: Mangos

Tags: 41, 67, barber, barber shop, barbershop

Me and da boys love Adrian's Barbershop Shorts

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My water bottle is filled with the tears of my pickleball opponents Shorts

Description: Extremely competitive

Tags: competition, dink, funny pickleball, opponent, paddle
J*b Shorts

Description: A 4 letter word disguised as a 3 letter word

Tags: college, funny, gen alpha, gen z, get a job

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yeah I'm trans.  Transporting this beer to my mouth Shorts

Description: in transit

Tags: college, conservative, democrat, drinking, fraternity
Sh*wer Shorts

Description: Kind of like J*b

Tags: 67, funny, gen alpha, gen alpha slang, gen z

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Herbie John Hancock Shorts

Description: I bet you didn't know that

Tags: 90s movies, callahan, callahan auto parts, college, david spade

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Herbie John Hancock Shorts

Description: I bet you didn't know that

Tags: callahan, callahan auto parts, college, david spade, exam

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Da Burbs Shorts

Description: A certain suburb of Chicago

Tags: chicago bears, chicago bulls, chicago white sox, cubs, da bears

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I still call if The Sears Tower Shorts

Description: It will always be. None of this Willis Tower stuff.

Tags: architecture, building, chicago, chicago bears, chicago bulls

I still call if The Sears Tower Shorts

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Blink if you hate the packers Shorts

Description: Monsters of the midway. Legends. Ready to dominate the league. Okay, I hope so, but regardless this t-shirt is hilarious and awesome.

Tags: 85 bears, bear down, bears, caleb williams, chicago

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From now on I will be referring to titties as "them thangs" Shorts

Description: Let me see them thangs I like how them thangs hangin' Them thangs be thangin'

Tags: big boobs, boobs funny, boobs make me happy, breasts, funny
Squints & Smalls & Ham & Benny & Yeah Yeah. Shorts

Description: Greatest baseball movie of all time.

Tags: baseball, baseball player, benny, dodgers, los angeles dodgers

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Spy Services of Emmett Fitz-Hume GLG-20 Shorts

Description: Spies Like Us is an underrated classic comedy of the 80’s. GLG-20 approved.

Tags: 80s, blues brothers, chevy chase, cia, clark griswold

Spy Services of Emmett Fitz-Hume GLG-20 Shorts

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Emmett Fitz-Hume GLG-20 Shorts

Description: The greatest spy in American history

Tags: 80s movie, chevy chase, cia, clark griswold, dan ackroyd

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Suck my Wake Shorts

Description: A nice jet boat from Uncle Roman to cruise around the lake

Tags: 80s movies, boat, boating, chet ripley, chicago

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Freak of the week Shorts

Description: and I played her like a game of blackjack

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, blackjack, domino, freak of the week

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Diabolical Shorts

Description: Always in the internet comment sections...

Tags: 67, comments, content creator, devil, evil

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Nino Brown Shorts

Description: New Jack City's Nino Brown. Harlem legend.

Tags: black, cash money, cash money brothers, cmb, drug dealer

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Stop saying "diabolical" in the comments Shorts

Description: something something is ....diabolical

Tags: awful, bad, crash out, evil, gen z

Stop saying "diabolical" in the comments Shorts

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41 Shorts

Description: IYKYK Is this new new brainrot? Or is that dead and this the new new new thing

Tags: 6 7, basketball, chicago, forty one, gen alpha

41 Shorts

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Continue? Shorts

Description: Game over

Tags: 80s arcade, arcade, continue, game over, gamer

Continue? Shorts

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"Ask. not what your country can do for you, ask what my nephew's f*cking problem is." Shorts

Description: Seriously what happened to microwave Mel Gibson? Was it the brain eating worm, the steroids, the blue stuff he drinks, the tanning beds, the 12 year heroin addiction?

Tags: cdc, democrat, health, jfk, john f kennedy
Microwaved Mel Gibson Shorts

Description: Not sure how anyone can believe that this guy is a good idea

Tags: america, cdc, congress, jfk, kennedy

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Dog Show Shorts

Description: (snare drum) DOG SHOW!

Tags: 50th birthday, 90s, ana gasteyer, animals, dogs

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Hunky Specs D.O.G. Shorts

Description: I love Detroiters possibly more than any other show that has existed for only seasons.

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, cramblin duvet, dan flashes, detroit

Hunky Specs D.O.G. Shorts

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Hunky Specs Shorts

Description: I love Detroiters possibly more than any other show that has existed for only seasons.

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Hunky Specs Shorts

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Hello my name is Irwin M. Fletcher Shorts

Description: Chevy Chase most iconic character?

Tags: 80s, ball bearings, boyd aviation, caddyshack, chevy chase

Hello my name is Irwin M. Fletcher Shorts

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Trash rules everything around me Shorts

Description: TREAM

Tags: animal, cash, cream, cute, cute animals

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