Shorts

Description: "You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it." Still one of my favorite movies, and the car dealership scene is probably the best scene.

Description: With the luck of the Irish, this line might just work.

Description: One of my favorite skits from the Chappelle's show when Calvin gets his first job at WacArnold's.

Description: No paper hands

Description: "That's my bike, punk" Los Angeles, CA Est. 1995

Description: I would definitely read this book

Description: I still can't believe this one. Insane.

Description: We need to go where the beer flows like wine. Where the beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

Description: Yes, it is the best cologne ever made by Odeon, but Sex Panther is also just a really great saying and potentially the coolest nickname any human being could ever have.

Description: Best line of the movie?

Description: I still use this in everyday conversation

Description: One of the greatest tv shows and fictional ad agencies of all time.

Description: I really don't get sick of Office quotes, or watching The Office for that matter.

Description: slippy, slammy, swim, swammy, swami, sam, Swan, Swanson? Look here on the luggage. Samsonite I was way off!

Description: Angels with filthy souls. Classic movie.

Description: One of my favorite lines in the entire movie.

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $100 Trebek.

Description: college party legend.

Description: One of the most underrated lines from the whole movie

Description: blunt passing, music blasting

Description: great design

Description: Applesauce B*tch

Description: The best.

Description: kind of perfect.

Description: Seriously people.

Description: Hibernate for the rest of 2020. Just stop everything Completely knock yourself out Wake up in 2021

Description: Lets face it, Elf is the perfect Christmas movie.

Description: You know Santa loves the Ho's

Description: Kinda true.

Description: This place has everything: A crematorium, a dildo shop, Rudy Giuliani

Description: Definition: To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.

Description: Great Success!

Description: Smokey is a legend. Such a classic movie.

Description: Cousin Eddie, Uncle Eddie, just plain old Eddie...doesn't matter...best character in a Christmas movie period.

Description: Certified freak 1 day a week, okay just 1 day a year.

Description: Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage