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That John Denver is full of shit man. Shorts

Description: One of the best lines of the entire movie.

Tags: jeff daniels, ace ventura, colorado, road trip, lloyd christmas
I'm sorry for what I said when I was docking the boat. Shorts

Description: As a boat owner I agree with this apology. I think i've made this apology.

Tags: boat, captain, driver, sail, sailing
AC Slater - VIBES Shorts

Description: Such a 90s Vibe. Big vibe guy.

Tags: 90s, 90s style, bayside, high school, jessie spano
VIBES - Dale Doback Shorts

Description: I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon

Tags: john c reilly, ya dingus, check it out, dr brule, dr steve brule
Winthorpe & Valentine Commodities Brokers - vintage logo Shorts

Description: The perfect gift for any investor, broker, trader, banker, yuppie, SNL fan, hustler, and/or frozen orange juice market maker. Est. 1983 Philadelphia, PA

Tags: 80s, billy ray valentine, commodities, dan ackroyd, duke and duke
Uncle Rico - 1982 Shorts

Description: Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.

Tags: high school football, quarterback, glory days, napoleon dynamite, time travel
The F*cking Catalina Wine Mixer Shorts

Description: A perfect vintage logo design for the Catalina Wine Mixer.

Tags: dale doback, step brothers, boats n hoes, prestige worldwide, did we just become best friends
Prestige Worldwide presents The Catalina Wine Mixer Shorts

Description: It's the f*cking Catalina Wine Mixer perfect logo design

Tags: will ferrell, best friends, so many activities, favorite dinosaur, shark week
The F*cking Catalina Wine Mixer Shorts

Description: Where else can you sell helicopters? Enough said.

Tags: best friends, boats and hoes, brennan huff, bunk beds, dale doback
Walley World - modern design logo Shorts

Description: An updated logo design for America's favorite family fun park created by Roy Walley.

Tags: chevy chase, chicago, cousin eddie, wally world, walley world logo
Walley World - vintage logo Shorts

Description: Sorry folks, park's closed. The moose outside should have told ya. BTW, I miss John Candy

Tags: griswalds, national lampoon vacation, vacation, chevy chase, christmas vacation
San Diego - which of course means "A Whale's Vagina" Shorts

Description: Pronounced SAN DI-AGO Ron Burgundy

Tags: will ferrell, anchorman, channel 4, california, movie
Delta Delta Delta can I Help Ya? Help Ya? Help Ya? Shorts

Description: A great, but kind of forgotten skit from SNL that is suddenly incredibly relevant today. Oh MY God

Tags: greek, fraternity, waynes world, dana carvey, college
Sorry Folks!  Park's closed - Walley World logo Shorts

Description: The moose outside should have told you

Tags: christmas vacation, clark griswold, john candy, vacation, cousin eddie
Napoleon Dynamite's Wolverine Hunting Company Shorts

Description: Freakin' 12- Gauge "I told you, you're going to shoot like 50 of 'em" Est. 2004

Tags: pedro, vote for pedro, tater tots, gosh, deb
Boats 'N Hoes 2024 Shorts

Description: A vote for what unites us.

Tags: democrat, boats n hoes, florida, republican, trump
Flow like a harpoon daily & nightly Shorts

Description: Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights, and I'll glow.

Tags: florida, miami, lyrics, ice ice baby, if you got a problem
Stay Puft Marshmallow Company - modern vintage logo Shorts

Description: ESTD 1984 I tired to re-imagine what this logo would look like today with a modern, hipster design style that capture the 80s brand, but that worked today.

Tags: new york city, movie, zuul, halloween, slimer
L.A. face with the Oakland booty Shorts

Description: LA face with the Oakland booty - that lyric was way ahead of its time. Like Sir Mix a lot looked into the future and saw Instagram THOTS and predicted a future of belfies. I like big butts and cannot lie.

Tags: butt, booty, sir mix a lot, model, honda
Enjoy Crypto - vintage design Shorts

Description: Vintage Coca Cola design parody for the crypto lover

Tags: ai, bitcoin, blockchain, btc, coca cola
Enjoy Bitcoin Shorts

Description: Vintage design logo parody

Tags: bitcoin miner, blockchain, bitcoin logo, hodl, cryptocurrency
Aloha Mr. Hand - vintage design Shorts

Description: Honestly, I think Fast Times has stood the test of time as a great movie. Definitely one of the best 80s comedies.

Tags: jeff spicoli, sean penn, 80s, ridgemont high, teacher
Aloha Beaches Shorts

Description: What's up my beach?

Tags: bitch, summer, mexico, vibes, tulum
Some people call me the Space Cowboy Shorts

Description: Some call me the gangster of love

Tags: rock, moon, 70s, space, gangster of love
Take me to bed or lose me forever Shorts

Description: Show me the way home honey

Tags: maverick, navy, jesters dead, 80s, buzz the tower
Mock (yeah) ing (yeah) Bird (yeah) Shorts

Description: The perfect shirt for your road trip when you need to be annoying and sing this song in the face of the person sitting in the middle seat.

Tags: ace ventura, lloyd christmas, harry and lloyd, mockingbird, mutt cutts
Coffee - the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions Shorts

Description: Kicking and Screaming is a completely underrated kids movie starring Will Ferrell and Mike Ditka. When Da Coach introduces Will Ferrell to coffee for the first time he says, "coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions". The greatest coffee quote of all time.

Tags: ditka, big cat, i love coffee, espresso, champion
Live every day like it's Taco Tuesday Shorts

Description: The only way to live.

Tags: taco lover, lebron james, live love laugh, pizza, tacos
I survived the rise of Vigo the Carpathian Shorts

Description: New York City 1989

Tags: stantz, slimer, survived, bill murray, new york
I survived the coming of Gozer the Gozerian - vintage Shorts

Description: Are you a god? No Then die! I'd like to know a little more about Gozer the Gozerian

Tags: marshmallow man, stay puft, 80s, new york, bill murray
Puft Daddy Shorts

Description: Puff Daddy + Stay Puft Marshmallow Man = Puft Daddy

Tags: biggie, stay puft, marshmallow man, puff daddy, new york
You motorboatin' son of a bitch Shorts

Description: Pontoons = party in slow motion

Tags: boat, pontoon captain, pontoon, dad, captain
Look at me - I'm the captain now Shorts

Description: Never gets old

Tags: meme, funny, boating, captain phillips, pontoon
No One Can Resist My Schweddy Balls Shorts

Description: Pete's Schwede Christmas Balls

Tags: christmas balls, christmas, funny, recipe, npr
Wookin' pa nub in all da wong paces Shorts

Description: Wookin pa nub

Tags: axel foley, black, mister rogers, beverly hills cop, gumby
Sheeeeeiiiiittt Shorts

Description: Still the best quote from The Wire

Tags: wee bey, stringer bell, avon barksdale, senator, politics

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