Shorts

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Description: Imagine a movie that was entirely a Cousin Eddie coming of age story.

Description: Big Worm is one the most underrated characters in Friday

Description: Enough said.

Description: Tarantino has created so many legendary moments and characters

Description: Hey kids don't do drugs

Description: We missed our chance of having a Hal L. movie. Also check out how the design of the quote is like Ben Stiller's mustache

Description: One of the greatest tv shows and fictional ad agencies of all time.

Description: The lightning needs to strike the clocktower, and the Delorean needs to hook onto the cable at 88mph to get the 1.21 gigawatts needed to send it back to the future. I love this movie. Also, 1.21 gigawatts is equal to 10 millon lightbulbs.

Description: The lightning needs to strike the clocktower, and the Delorean needs to hook onto the cable at 88mph to get the 1.21 gigawatts needed to send it back to the future. I love this movie. Also, 1.21 gigawatts is equal to 10 millon lightbulbs.

Description: We missed our chance of having a Hal L. movie.

Description: One of my favorite Michael Scott quotes from the Office.

Description: "The best shower curtain rings in the world." Director of Sales - Shower Curtain Ring Division Shermer, IL Since 1987

Description: "It's probably the thing I do best". Possibly the greatest 1 minute opening scene in the show's history, maybe of any show. "people are going to get to know each other in the pot"

Description: Est. 1976 "I put my pants on one leg at a time, except once my pants are on I make gold records." - Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer Bruce Dickinson. He puts his pants on one leg at a time, but after his pants are on, he makes gold records. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer and maker of gold records - Bruce Dickinson. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Description: Shocks. Pegs. Lucky!

Description: Whatever I feel like I wanna do GOSH!

Description: Texas Forever!

Description: Texas Forever!

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Description: Speak your truth!

Description: We use freakin' 12-gauges "I told you, you're going to shoot like 50 of 'em"

Description: That feeling when you hear those first notes of the violin of Back That Ass Up and Juvenile says "Cash money records takin' over 9-9 and the 2000s"

Description: I solve problems 30 minutes away? Be there in 10. Since 1994

Description: Stay Woke? No, Stay Dead

Description: Now tell me whatchu gonna do

Description: The perfect Halloween costume.

Description: The perfect Halloween costume.

Description: There is a new dunk fraternity in Chicago. Chi Slama Jama.

Description: Classic.

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.