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Description: It's not Christmas until Clark W. Griswold plugs in his Christmas lights.

Description: It is. Just calling it like I see it.

Description: It is. Just calling it like I see it.

Description: Said the kool aid man (likely)

Description: Said the kool aid man (likely)

Description: Great movie.

Description: Relax, we're professionals Chicago, IL Est. 1986

Description: The coolest grandmas that ever existed

Description: If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl featuring football stars such as Hingle McCringleberry, L'Carpetron Dookmarriot, Mousecop, and Scoish Velociraptor Maloish

Description: Said the kool aid man (probably)

Description: Possibly the purest quote from the best Christmas movie around.

Description: Just another night with the Dangerous Nights Crew Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve, Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

Description: Just another night with the Dangerous Nights Crew Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve, Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

Description: The coolest grandmas that ever existed

Description: Legend.

Description: I wish more people knew this when I reference it daily and get weird looks. But when you find that one person who knows. New best friend.

Description: I wish more people knew this when I reference it daily and get weird looks. But when you find that one person who knows. New best friend.

Description: Canada's Finest Beer from Strange Brew Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.

Description: Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller's day off in the police station scene, so classic.

Description: One of my favorite quotes, from one of my all time favorite 90's movies - Dumb & Dumber.

Description: Canada's Finest Beer from Strange Brew Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.

Description: If you are a kid who grew up in the 80's, this Johnny 5 movie quote was the pinnacle of comedy. Remember, Johnny 5 is alive!

Description: On one ski. Est. 1985 Better Off Dead is one my favorite 80's movies.

Description: Est. 1964 Thurston Howell III was the OG billionaire

Description: The greatest cringe-worthy episode of the entire series. Some people can't watch it, but I love it for some reason.

Description: Tony Montana, business legend.

Description: Imports and exports Tony Montana, business legend.

Description: Imports and exports Tony Montana, business legend.

Description: Still one of my favorite movie quotes of all time.

Description: Imports and exports Tony Montana, business legend.

Description: Bad News Bears - one of the best baseball movies. Has it aged well? Depends on who you ask.

Description: Bad News Bears - one of the best baseball movies. Has it aged well? Depends on who you ask.

Description: Bad News Bears - one of the best baseball movies. Has it aged well? Depends on who you ask.

Description: An 80's classic.

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