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Description: Happiness and existential dread

Description: I would join Eagle Fang

Description: A retro vintage style designed neon sign logo of Flynn's Arcade from the incredible movie Tron

Description: Sometimes it's the best answer

Description: Happiness?

Description: I feel this way every Spring

Description: Wanted a woman, never bargained for you

Description: Troubled childhood?? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled

Description: Post Michael Scott Office episodes generally aren't as good, but the Will Ferrell as Deangelo Vickers episodes are pretty great. The invisible juggling scene is legendary.

Description: My favorite scene in any of the Ace Ventura movies

Description: Sometimes it's the best answer

Description: and also for me

Description: Somehow this just goes together

Description: Troubled childhood?? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled

Description: The 2 Bobs are the only people I ever think of when I think of management consultants.

Description: Underrated line from one of the best Christmas movies ever created. Thank you John Hughes.

Description: Top 3 Christmas movie, and the one I really wish they had made a sequel for.

Description: I don't know Margo!

Description: And why is the carpet all wet Todd?

Description: This world's f*cking so f*cked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?

Description: Probably the best cable channel

Description: Toilets + Christmas = always funny

Description: This world's f*cking so f*cked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?

Description: legendary SNL skit

Description: Toilets + Christmas = always funny

Description: Brennan Huff and Dale Doback Security. Black Leather Gloves. Investments. Prestige Worldwide

Description: Underrated line from one of the best Christmas movies ever created. Thank you John Hughes.

Description: The Carber Reputation Vacuum - don't let one bad day ruin your future. Carber Co. Technologies - the people's company

Description: The Carber Reputation Vacuum - don't let one bad day ruin your future. Carber Co. Technologies - the people's company

Description: Sloppy steaks at Truffonis

Description: Pool. Foosball. Games. Est. 1971

Description: and my spirit is crying for leaving

Description: Bartender, Jobu needs a refill

Description: The GOAT video game running back

Description: Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education.

Description: Exotic Trips. Fearless Crew. Ask about our 3-hour tours Honolulu, Hawaii Est. 1964