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"Ask. not what your country can do for you, ask what my nephew's f*cking problem is." Card

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Seriously what happened to microwave Mel Gibson? Was it the brain eating worm, the steroids, the blue stuff he drinks, the tanning beds, the 12 year heroin addiction?

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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