So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?The dalai lama, himself, Twelfth son of the Lama.The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking.So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver.He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama -long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse,right at the base of this glacier.Do you know what the Lama says?'Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga,'So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say,'Hey Lama, hey, how about a little something.you know, for the effort, you know?'And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money,but when you die, on your deathbed,you will receive total consciousness.'So I got that going for me, which is nice.
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