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Coffee - the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions Phone Case

Description: Kicking and Screaming is a completely underrated kids movie starring Will Ferrell and Mike Ditka. When Da Coach introduces Will Ferrell to coffee for the first time he says, "coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions". The greatest coffee quote of all time.

Tags: ditka, big cat, i love coffee, espresso, champion
Live every day like it's Taco Tuesday Phone Case

Description: The only way to live.

Tags: taco lover, lebron james, live love laugh, pizza, tacos
I survived the rise of Vigo the Carpathian Phone Case

Description: New York City 1989

Tags: stantz, slimer, survived, bill murray, new york
I survived the coming of Gozer the Gozerian - vintage Phone Case

Description: Are you a god? No Then die! I'd like to know a little more about Gozer the Gozerian

Tags: marshmallow man, stay puft, 80s, new york, bill murray
Puft Daddy Phone Case

Description: Puff Daddy + Stay Puft Marshmallow Man = Puft Daddy

Tags: biggie, stay puft, marshmallow man, puff daddy, new york
You motorboatin' son of a bitch Phone Case

Description: Pontoons = party in slow motion

Tags: boat, pontoon captain, pontoon, dad, captain
I wanna talk to Samson Phone Case

Description: Fly me to the moon

Tags: stoner, high, marijuana, weed, chappelle
Look at me - I'm the captain now Phone Case

Description: Never gets old

Tags: meme, funny, boating, captain phillips, pontoon
No One Can Resist My Schweddy Balls Phone Case

Description: Pete's Schwede Christmas Balls

Tags: christmas balls, christmas, funny, recipe, npr
Wookin' pa nub in all da wong paces Phone Case

Description: Wookin pa nub

Tags: axel foley, black, mister rogers, beverly hills cop, gumby
Sheeeeeiiiiittt Phone Case

Description: Still the best quote from The Wire

Tags: wee bey, stringer bell, avon barksdale, senator, politics
This is the way - lake life Phone Case

Description: Somehow this just fits

Tags: national park, forest, dock, retire, mandalorian
Standard Oil - vintage logo Phone Case

Description: Great vintage logo design

Tags: 50s, antique, oil, texas, gas station
Debbie Downer Phone Case

Description: Still one of the greatest sketches of all time.

Tags: snl, family, jimmy fallon, horatio sanz, rachel dratch
Walley World - modern logo Phone Case

Description: A reimagined version of the classic Family fun park logo, Walley World

Tags: john candy, logo, wally world, sorry folks parks closed, cousin eddie
Bismo Funyuns Phone Case

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl

Tags: names, key and peele, mcringleberry, hingle, bismo
Hold Me Closer Tony Danza Phone Case

Description: Count the headlights on the highway

Tags: la lady, misheard lyrics, 70s, piano, dancer
Debbie Downer Phone Case

Description: Still a classic skit.

Tags: jimmy fallon, horatio sanz, rachel dratch, comedy, snl
Never get high on your own supply Phone Case

Description: I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal It's rules to this sh*t, I wrote me a manual A step-by-step booklet for you to get Your game on track, not your wig pushed back

Tags: 10 crack commandments, 420, weed, biggie, notorious big
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Phone Case

Description: Well here's a jimmy joke about your momma that you might not like...

Tags: rap, west coast, death row, hip hop, snoop dogg
Been in this shit since '92 Phone Case

Description: Look at the all the bulls*t I've been through

Tags: bullshit, 1992, biggie smalls, notorious big, lyrics
Little Nero's Pizza - Vintage logo Phone Case

Description: No fiddlin' around! I bet that pizza was good. Keep the change you filthy animal

Tags: buzz, chicago, dominos, filthy animal, home alone movie
Would an idiot do that? Phone Case

Description: "Before I do anything I ask myself, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Incredible common sense from Dwight Schrute

Tags: bears beets battlestar galactica, dunder mifflin, dwight, dwight schrute, idiot
I got my big boy pants on Phone Case

Description: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on."

Tags: big boy pants, yankees, the other guys, detective, mark wahlberg
I Wanna Be a Ho by Velvet Jones Phone Case

Description: A great book by the Velvet Jones School of Technology

Tags: saturday night live, thots, instagram, beverly hills cop, axel foley
Respect the drip, Karen Phone Case

Description: C'mon Karen, you have to know some drip when you see it.

Tags: karen, cookout, fashion, white people, 90s vintage clothing
Blue Steel Phone Case

Description: One Look? Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, Magnum

Tags: step brothers, derek zoolander, mugatu, will ferrell, center for ants
You Can't Triple Stamp A Double Stamp Phone Case

Description: You're it. You're it, quitsies! Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies! You can't do that! Can too! Cannot, stamp it! Can too, double stamp it, no erasies! Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true. No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!

Tags: harry, lloyd christmas, jeff daniels, jim carrey, aspen colorado
Sandwiches Phone Case

Description: Joey's favorite food

Tags: joey tribbiani, food, soviet union, smelly, joey
Besties Phone Case

Description: Did we just become best friends?

Tags: logo, friends, amigos, joey, 90s
Lincoln Hawk Trucking Co. Phone Case

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: lincoln hawk trucking, trucking, boxing, wrestle, movie
Ya Dingus - Dr. Steve Brule Phone Case

Description: Dr. Steve Brule is incredible

Tags: check it out, will ferrell, dr steve brule, ya dingus, good job
I'm actually in my forties Phone Case

Description: we all know who this might be right for

Tags: 30 birthday, 30th, 90s, birthday, comic
Stay Classy San Diego Phone Case

Description: I still think this is the perfect t-shirt.

Tags: ron burgundy, whore island, california, sex panther, vintage
You can read minds? Phone Case

Description: Derek Zoolander - a model idiot?

Tags: one look, balls models, so hot right now, obey my dog, center for ants
Brick Tamland's Toilet Store Phone Case

Description: A place to get your clothes Since 1976

Tags: anchorman, will ferrell, ron burgundy, toilet store, i love lamp

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