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I choose violence Mug

Description: Happiness?

Tags: anti social, cute, duck, dumpster fire, existential dread
Here comes the sun Mug

Description: I feel this way every Spring

Tags: 60s rock, abbey road, george harrison, here comes the sun, john lennon
Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true Mug

Description: Wanted a woman, never bargained for you

Tags: 70s, california, classic rock, dazed and confused, jimmy page
Chazz Michael Michaels Ice Skating School - Est. 2007 Mug

Description: Troubled childhood?? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled

Tags: anchorman, blades of glory, boats and hoes, figure skating, hockey
Deangelo Vickers Juggling School - Since 2011 Mug

Description: Post Michael Scott Office episodes generally aren't as good, but the Will Ferrell as Deangelo Vickers episodes are pretty great. The invisible juggling scene is legendary.

Tags: deangelo vickers, dunder mifflin, dwight, dwight schrute, jim halpert
Kinda hot in these rhinos Mug

Description: My favorite scene in any of the Ace Ventura movies

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, ace ventura quotes, ace ventura when nature calls, alrighty then
Fuck it, let's drink Mug

Description: Sometimes it's the best answer

Tags: alcohol, beer drinker, beer gift, beer lover, beer lover gift
Coffee is for closers Mug

Description: and also for me

Tags: abc, al pacino, alec baldwin, always be closing, boiler room
Diabeetus - funny Santa Claus Mug

Description: Somehow this just goes together

Tags: christmas, christmas cookies, diabeetus, diabetes, diabetes awareness
Chazz Michael Michaels Ice Skating School - Est. 2007 Mug

Description: Troubled childhood?? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled

Tags: anchorman, boats and hoes, chazz michael michaels, figure skating, hockey
Bob & Bob Consulting - What would you say you do here? Mug

Description: The 2 Bobs are the only people I ever think of when I think of management consultants.

Tags: bill lumbergh, consultant, fired, initech, it consultant
Fuller, go easy on the pepsi Mug

Description: Underrated line from one of the best Christmas movies ever created. Thank you John Hughes.

Tags: buzz your girlfriend woof, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, fuller pepsi, harry marv
Santa! OMG  I know him! Mug

Description: Top 3 Christmas movie, and the one I really wish they had made a sequel for.

Tags: arctic puffin, christmas, christmas movie, cotton headed ninny muggins, elf quotes
Why is the carpet all wet Todd? Mug

Description: I don't know Margo!

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation, clark griswold, cousin eddie
I don't know Margo! Mug

Description: And why is the carpet all wet Todd?

Tags: can i refill your eggnogg, chevy chase, christmas, clark griswold, cousin eddie
Coffin Flop Mug

Description: This world's f*cking so f*cked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac logo, coffin flop, corncob tv
Corncob TV logo Mug

Description: Probably the best cable channel

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, carber vac logo, coffin flop
Coffin Flop only on Corncob TV Mug

Description: This world's f*cking so f*cked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, carber vac logo, coffin flop
If it's not Scottish it's crap! Mug

Description: legendary SNL skit

Tags: austin powers, braveheart, crap, dr evil, head move
Hey! Have you seen these toilets? They're ginormous Mug

Description: Toilets + Christmas = always funny

Tags: christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, cotton headed ninny muggins, elf quotes
The first word in entertainment - Prestige Worldwide Mug

Description: Brennan Huff and Dale Doback Security. Black Leather Gloves. Investments. Prestige Worldwide

Tags: boats and hoes, boats n hoes, bunk beds, catalina wine mixer, dale doback
Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi Mug

Description: Underrated line from one of the best Christmas movies ever created. Thank you John Hughes.

Tags: buzz your girlfriend woof, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, fuller pepsi, harry marv
The Carber Reputation Vacuum Mug

Description: The Carber Reputation Vacuum - don't let one bad day ruin your future. Carber Co. Technologies - the people's company

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, carber vac logo, driving crooner
Carber Vac - logo Mug

Description: The Carber Reputation Vacuum - don't let one bad day ruin your future. Carber Co. Technologies - the people's company

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, carber vac logo, driving crooner
I bet that slicks back real nice Mug

Description: Sloppy steaks at Truffonis

Tags: baby of the year, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, dangerous nights crew
Emporium Mug

Description: Pool. Foosball. Games. Est. 1971

Tags: matthew mcconaughey, alright alright alright, vintage logos, pool, texas
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west Mug

Description: and my spirit is crying for leaving

Tags: feelings, 70s, whole lotta love, jimmy page, robert plant
Jobu's Rum "It's very bad to steal" - since 1989 Mug

Description: Bartender, Jobu needs a refill

Tags: charlie sheen, indians, dorn, the sandlot, cerrano
Bo Knows Tecmo Mug

Description: The GOAT video game running back

Tags: goat, video games, retro, tecmo bo, football
Brian Fellow's Safari Planet - SNL Mug

Description: Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education.

Tags: thats crazy, im brian fellow, skit, crocodile, safari
S.S. Minnow Island Charter - modern vintage logo Mug

Description: Exotic Trips. Fearless Crew. Ask about our 3-hour tours Honolulu, Hawaii Est. 1964

Tags: beach, boat, captain, fishing, gilligan
Yo bartender! Jobu needs a refill Mug

Description: Best baseball movie ever?

Tags: bartender, guardians, willie mays hayes, major league, charlie sheen
Arnold's - Drive-In Restaurant - Milwaukee, WI - vintage logo Mug

Description: Classic tv show. One of my all-time favorites.

Tags: arnolds, arnolds logo, arnolds restaurant, drive in, fonz
You went over my helmet? Mug

Description: Still a classic.

Tags: 80s movies, comedy, dark helmet, elon musk, funny
DALTON - Head Bouncer Double Deuce Mug

Description: Head Bouncer, Cooler, and Security at the Double Deuce in Jasper, Missouri

Tags: 80s movies, bar, bouncer, dalton, dance
The El Guapo Sweater Company - Est. 1916 Mug

Description: We have a plethora Est. 1916 ***The original El Guapo Sweater Company design, that many others have unfortunately stolen from me

Tags: 80s movie, chevy chase, cinco de mayo, comedy, dusty bottoms

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