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Totally normal human person Magnet

Description: What are you talking about?

Tags: acting, actor, bizarre, crazy, funny
I masturbate fully naked, you don't like it? Then go to a different Starbucks. Magnet

Description: I promise this will get a reaction

Tags: caffeine, coffee, funny quote, humor, i love coffee
ILLITERATE Magnet

Description: Be honest this would be the funniest thing to put on baby clothes. They can't read.

Tags: book lover, books, dumb, funny, funny baby
The official hairstyle of the Dangerous Nights Crew Magnet

Description: Slicked Back Pushed Back

Tags: brians hat, carber vac, chunky, club aqua, coffin flop
Ewing Oil Co. Est. 1930 - Dallas, Texas Magnet

Description: Legendary oil company

Tags: bewitched, dallas, dallas mavericks, dallas tv show, ewing
ILLITERATE Magnet

Description: Be honest this would be the funniest thing to put on baby clothes. They can't read.

Tags: book lover, books, dumb, funny, funny baby
Statler & Waldorf 2024 - Old, grumpy, and perfect. Magnet

Description: The United States of America loves grumpy, old guys for President.

Tags: 2024, america, biden, election, funny election
Bobby Boucher's High Quality H20 - Since 1998 Magnet

Description: Official water of SCLSU Mud Dogs Football

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, college football, florida
50 stanzo brand fedoras, 1000 plastic meatballs... Magnet

Description: Tommy guns & 50 slicked back hair wigs

Tags: 55 burgers, bozo dubbed over, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Amity Island Swim Team - Since 1975 Magnet

Description: Pretty fast swimmers I hear

Tags: beach, great white, jaws, marthas vineyard, new england
I survived the New York earthquake - April 5th, 2024 Magnet

Description: 2024 gettin' weirder!

Tags: 2024, connecticut, disaster, earth quake, earthquake
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in Magnet

Description: Ahoy Polloi

Tags: bill murray, bushwood, carl spackler, chevy chase, danny noonan
Amity Island Swim Team - Since 1975 Magnet

Description: Pretty fast swimmers I hear

Tags: beach, great white, jaws, marthas vineyard, new england
Gator don't play no sh*t - you feel me? Magnet

Description: Pimpin'

Tags: anchorman, cops, funny, gator, gator dont play
Truffoni's Steakhouse - No Sloppy Steaks Magnet

Description: I would definitely eat at Truffoni's with my dangerous nights crew

Tags: baby of the year, chunky, club aqua, coffin flop, comedy
Real G's move in silence like lasagna Magnet

Description: Classic.

Tags: g, gangsta, gangster, hip hop, italian
Pat McCrotch Irish Pub Magnet

Description: Made in Ireland

Tags: drinking, funny st patricks day, ireland, irish, irish drinking team
Elsinore Beer - vintage logo Magnet

Description: Canada's Finest Beer from Strange Brew Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.

Tags: 80s movies, beer, bob and doug mckenzie, brewery, brewmeister
Fuzz Aldrin - space cat Magnet

Description: Cat ladies get in line

Tags: apollo, astronaut, cat lover, cats, elon musk
Creative Department Magnet

Description: Sometimes you just have to wear it to remind people

Tags: ad agency, advertising, artist, artistic, creative dept
To save time let's just assume I know everything Magnet

Description: Never wrong. Sometimes.

Tags: always right, argue, argument, debate, funny
Tangiers Hotel & Casino - Las Vegas, Nevada Magnet

Description: Aces high

Tags: ace, aces high, casino, gambling, goodfellas
Gator don't play no shit - you feel me? Magnet

Description: Pimpin'

Tags: anchorman, cops, funny, gator, gator dont play
Thicc Magnet

Description: Work it.

Tags: body positive, body positivity, curvy, cute animals, funny
Tangiers Hotel & Casino - Las Vegas, Nevada Magnet

Description: Aces high

Tags: ace, aces high, casino, gambling, goodfellas
Truffoni's Steakhouse - home of the sloppy steaks Magnet

Description: I would definitely eat at Truffoni's with my dangerous nights crew

Tags: baby of the year, chunky, club aqua, coffin flop, corncob tv
This is my vibe Magnet

Description: Let him cook

Tags: burger, chef, eating, fast food, fat
Mike Steaks Magnet

Description: If you know you know. The most Tim Robinson name ever spoken.

Tags: bully, coffin flop, comedy, corncob tv, dan flashes
Mr. White's Chemistry Class - New Mexico Magnet

Description: Yeah, science!

Tags: breaking bad, chemist, chemistry, chemistry class, chemistry student
Vintage California Magnet

Description: Sun, surfing, beach, ocean, palm trees, mountains, hollywood, movie stars, sunset strip, so many good things...

Tags: beach, cali, california republic, california state, lake tahoe
Augusta Magnet

Description: A place like no other

Tags: atlanta, country club, georgia, golf, golf course
Thicc boi Magnet

Description: A cute, chubby little hamster OR a thicc boi? Both!

Tags: animal, body positive, chubby, curvy, fat
Russell Crow Magnet

Description: This just works.

Tags: australia, beautiful mind, birds, black crow, crow
This is my Vibe Magnet

Description: Let him cook

Tags: bbq, burger, chef, eating, fast food
ADHD Magnet

Description: Thunder and lightning bolts and not paying attention very well and rock and roll!!!

Tags: acdc, acdc rock logo, actually autistic, add, adhd awareness
Mr. Miyagi's Car Wash & Auto Detailing -  Est. 1984 Magnet

Description: Wax On , Wax Off Reseda, CA

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, auto detailing, california, car wash

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