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Tugg Speedman is Simple Jack Magnet

Description: "You muh muh muh make me happy"

Tags: alpa chino, ben stiller, booty sweat, full retard, hollywood
I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday - Bill Lumbergh Magnet

Description: Cubicle final boss

Tags: bill lumbergh, boss, boss gift, initech, manager
LUMBERGH Magnet

Description: Cubicle final boss

Tags: bill lumbergh, boss, initech, lumberg, manager
INGEN - vintage logo Magnet

Description: Dino DNA

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, dino, dinosaur, dna
Championship Vinyl - Chicago, IL Magnet

Description: The best movie vintage record store

Tags: audiophile, championship vinyl, chicago, dating, jack black
Good googly moogly, that thang is juicy Magnet

Description: Try getting this out of your head

Tags: atlanta, butt, good googly moogly that thang is juicy, googly moogly, hip hop
King of the Slams Magnet

Description: Rog - king of the slams From the Characters

Tags: characters, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, detroit
I must be republican the way I enjoy both Dick & Bush Magnet

Description: I feel like there are limited places you can wear this, but I guarantee you will be the talk of the party

Tags: absurd, america, bisexual, bush, dick
I must be Republican the way I enjoy both Dick & Bush Magnet

Description: I feel like there are limited places you can wear this, but I guarantee you will be the talk of the party

Tags: absurd, america, bisexual, bush, dick
"I like me."  John Candy in Planes, Trains, & Automobiles Magnet

Description: One of the best speeches in a movie ever.

Tags: 80s movies, breakfast club, comedy, del griffith, i like me
The work is mysterious & important - Lumon Magnet

Description: Love this show

Tags: 1984, adam scott, ben stiller, dystopian, helly
my innie works at Lumon Magnet

Description: Love this show

Tags: 1984, adam scott, ben stiller, dystopian, helly
What up gangsta Magnet

Description: Gangstaaaaaaa

Tags: 2000s, 50, 50 cent, cali, cuz
Lumon - United in Severance Magnet

Description: Dystopian office humor at its best

Tags: adam scott, boss gift, breakroom, innie, john turturro
Lumon Industries - Since 1865 Magnet

Description: Dystopian office humor at its best

Tags: adam scott, boss gift, breakroom, john turturro, live to work work to live
You can't spell autism without USA Magnet

Description: facts only

Tags: 4th of july, america, autism, autistic, cant spell autism without usa
Lumon - the work is mysterious and important Magnet

Description: Macrodata refinement

Tags: adam scott, ben stiller, eagan, innie, john turturro
The You You Are by Dr. Ricken Magnet

Description: A spiritual biography of you

Tags: adam scott, boss gift, dr ricken, innie, john turturro
I gave these bitches independence, Bitches love independence - Thomas Jefferson Magnet

Description: Thomas knew what was up

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, bitches love independence, founding fathers
and I'm Dooneese Magnet

Description: One of her best characters.

Tags: doonese, bridesmaid, funny, gilly, kate mckinnon
Swinger Magnet

Description: Golf swing that is

Tags: bachelor party, birdie, caddy, funny golf, golf cart
DOGS love Magnet

Description: best friends

Tags: animal, best dogs, best friend, cute, dog
I gave these bitches independence, bitches love independence - Thomas Jefferson Magnet

Description: Thomas knew what was up

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, bitches love independence, founding fathers
Show me your boobs if you hate racism Magnet

Description: Fight the good fight

Tags: absurd, breasts, funny, funny racism, memes
I got that dog in me Magnet

Description: Mad dog 2020

Tags: absurd, alcohol, beer, college, costco
WISCANSIN Magnet

Description: Put you in the mansion, somewhere in Wiscansin

Tags: college, green bay, lake house, lake life, madison
Swinger Magnet

Description: Golf swing that is

Tags: bachelor party, birdie, caddy, funny golf, golf
Squabble up LA Magnet

Description: Already an iconic line

Tags: california, crazy scary spooky hilarious, hip hop, kendrick, ketchup
Show me your boobs if you hate racism Magnet

Description: Fight the good fight

Tags: absurd, breasts, funny, funny racism, memes
Do you know a fella by the name of Bill Brasky? Magnet

Description: Great guy.

Tags: bar, beer, brasky, comedy, dad
I love edging Magnet

Description: You just have to try it

Tags: dad, edge, fathers day, funny lawn, gardener
Jane, you ignorant slut Magnet

Description: classic line

Tags: bill murray, chevy chase, comedy, dan aykroyd, ignorant
Low-Key Fire Magnet

Description: get it?

Tags: brain rot, cringe, fire, gen z, high key
God is testing me...and I have not studied Magnet

Description: I'm not sure what type of humor this is, but I like it. Absurdist humor maybe? But if you add a surprised kitten, somehow it totally works.

Tags: absurdism, absurdist, cat, christian, faith
You cannot be serious - John Mcenroe Magnet

Description: Legend. They don't make them like this anymore.

Tags: 80s, 80s tennis, baumer, bjorn borg, mcenroe
Anxiety: Get Ready.  Me: For What?  Anxiety: idk just hurry Magnet

Description: A couple times per week

Tags: adhd, anxious, autistic, depression, dread

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