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At home drawing pictures, of mountain tops Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: With him on top. One of my favorite opening lines of a song ever.

Tags: 90s, alive, classic, colorado, concert
I'm gumby dammit Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Eddie Murphy best of SNL is one of the greatest video tapes ever created.

Tags: eddie murphy, saturday night live, horse, funny, pokey
S.S. Minnow Island Charter - modern vintage logo Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Exotic Trips. Fearless Crew. Ask about our 3-hour tours Honolulu, Hawaii Est. 1964

Tags: boat, skipper, gilligan, gilligans island, hawaii
The Law Offices of The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - Est. 1989 Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "Your world frightens and confuses me" Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

Tags: caveman, funny lawyer, future lawyer, im a lawyer, keyrock
The metric system can't measure freedom Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The metric system is a system of measurement that uses the meter, liter, and gram as base units of length (distance), capacity (volume), and weight (mass).....but it can't measure FREEDOM

Tags: merica, america, american, american flag, fourth of july
I have no idea what I'm doing Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Many times per day

Tags: funny, horse, yellowstone, funny horse, horse riding
Supervisor of the shit show Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Parenting. Teaching. Coaching. Babysitting. Being a boss. Etc.

Tags: shit show supervisor, supervisor, ringmaster of the shitshow, shit, shitshow
If it's not scottish it's crap Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: legendary SNL skit

Tags: austin powers, dr evil, scotland, waynes world, so i married an axe murderer
World Series of Dice Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: 8th Annual Featuring Grits n' Gravy, Phyuck Yiu, Leonard Washington, Ashy Larry

Tags: ashy larry, world series of dice, tyrone biggums, habitual line stepper, craps
Saddle up on Deez Nuts - vintage Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Cowboy stuff

Tags: rodeo, texas, ranch, horse, humor
Saddle up on Deez Nuts Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Get it

Tags: nuts, funny, dutton ranch, humor, saddle up
The f*cking Catalina Wine Mixer Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: A sunset, palm trees, helicopters, and wine in a distressed vintage design makes for the perfect Catalina Wine Mixer t-shirt.

Tags: best friends, boats and hoes, boats n hoes, brennan huff, california
So you're telling me there's a chance Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: What are the chances of a guy like you, and a girl like me.....wait.... One of the greatest funny movie quotes of the 90's

Tags: colorado, so youre telling me theres a chance, ace ventura, california, aspen
Mmmm California - I don't know Lloyd the French are assholes Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This is kind of a mashup of Dumb and Dumber quotes, but this shirt design is just too good to pass up. Designed by special request.

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, aspen, asshole, beer flows like wine
How do you like your eggs in the morning?  Date Mike Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I think we all deserved one additional appearance of Date Mike with his open collar and backwards Kangol hat.

Tags: date mike, cheesy, breakfast, eggs, michael scott
And I'm Doonese Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: One of her best characters.

Tags: dooneese, doonese, funny, gilly, kate mckinnon
Party in slow motion Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Slow motion for me, slow motion for me

Tags: yacht, boat captain, wi, lake life, lake house
Puft Daddy Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Puff Daddy + Stay Puft Marshmallow Man = Puft Daddy

Tags: hip hop, daddy, puff daddy, dan ackroyd, biggie
Been in this shit since '92 Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Look at the all the bulls*t I've been through

Tags: biggie lyrics, bullshit, biggie, 90s, hip hop
You motorboatin' son-of-a-bitch Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Wedding crashers is a classic.

Tags: florida, sailing, fisherman, owen wilson, wedding crashers
GRIT - vintage design Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Mental Toughness

Tags: toughness, tough, work harder, entrepreneur, mindset
Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty f*ckin' fee Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Yes, yes there is.

Tags: matt damon, freedom of speech, merica, 4th of july, freedom isnt free
Did you touch my drumset? Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Dale Doback and his beat laboratory

Tags: boats and hoes, did you touch my drumset, beat lab, dale doback, drummer
I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Step Brothers is the best comedy of the past 20 years.

Tags: dale doback, boats n hoes, favorite dinosaur, bunk beds, dragon
VINCE Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Best obscure movie t-shirt from the 80s. If you know you know. Vintage design.

Tags: vince, 80s movies, gambling, paul newman, color of money
Hello my name is Forrest...Forrest Gump Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Classic 90's movie. Need to re-watch it - it's been a really long time.

Tags: halloween costume, bubba gump, halloween, tom hanks, gump
Fire Marshall Bill Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Hey, lemme show ya somethin'

Tags: in living color, jim carrey, 90s tv, 90s, firefighter
8th Annual World Series of Dice Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Ashy Larry approves.

Tags: gambling, dave chappelle, buc nasty, prince, charlie murphy
I speak fluent John Hughes movies Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Home Alone, Christmas Vacation, Vacation, Great Outdoors, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller, Weird Science, Pretty in Pink, European Vacation, Planes Trains & Automobiles Just an absolute ridiculous writing streak.

Tags: john candy, weird science, 80s movies, 80s, fast times at ridgemont high
Bills Legends of the 90's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Should have won it all.

Tags: 90s, andre reed, bills, bruce smith, football
Axel Foley Detective - Est 1984 Detroit / Beverly Hills Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Top 5 movie characters of all time.

Tags: cop, police, beverly hills, axel f, eddie murphy
BIG DAD ENERGY Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: BDE

Tags: lawn, daddy, kids, papa, fathers day
All Valley Champion 1984 - Daniel Larusso Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The karate legend

Tags: no mercy, strike first, eagle fang karate, crane kick, johnny lawrence
Mmm... California Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Why ya goin' to the airport - flyin' somewhere?

Tags: malibu, los angeles, beverly hills, hollywood, so youre telling me theres a chance
It'll be fun they said Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: John McClane delivered one of the greatest quotable movies lines of all time. This line works at so many different times in life.

Tags: fun, party, itll be fun they said, ugly christmas sweater, christmas sweater
All Valley Karate Championship - 1984 - vintage logo Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Sept 19th, 1984 San Fernando Valley, CA Danny Larusso vs. Johnny Lawrence

Tags: all valley, karate, cobra kai, strike first, california

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