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Fun, old fashioned family Christmas - Cousin Eddie Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: It isn't Christmas until Eddie empties the sh*tter

Tags: camper, chevy chase, christmas, clark, clark griswold
Merry Christmas - Shitter's Full Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: It isn't Christmas until Eddie empties the sh*tter

Tags: camper, chevy chase, christmas, clark, clark griswold
Fun, old fashioned family Christmas Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: It's not Christmas until Clark W. Griswold plugs in his Christmas lights.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas lights, clark, clark griswold
Nice Beaver Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: It is. Just calling it like I see it.

Tags: beaver, beaver dam, beaver lover, cats, chicks
Nice Beaver Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: It is. Just calling it like I see it.

Tags: beaver, beaver dam, beaver lover, cats, chicks
Let's get very weird Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Said the kool aid man (likely)

Tags: 1980s, cult, drink, drink the kool aid, jonestown massacre
Let's get very weird Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Said the kool aid man (likely)

Tags: 1980s, cult, drink, drink the kool aid, jonestown massacre
Rushmore Academy - Max Fischer Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Great movie.

Tags: ben stiller, bill murray, bottle rocket, grand budapest hotel, jason schwartzman
OK - A-1 EZ Park - Ferris Bueller's Day Off Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Relax, we're professionals Chicago, IL Est. 1986

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, a1 ez park, chicago, distressed
Would - Golden Girls Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The coolest grandmas that ever existed

Tags: 80s tv, bea arthur, betty white, blanche, estelle getty
Ferris Bueller you're my hero. Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tags: 80s, bueller, cameron, chicago, ferrari
East vs. West Collegiate Bowl Rosters Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl featuring football stars such as Hingle McCringleberry, L'Carpetron Dookmarriot, Mousecop, and Scoish Velociraptor Maloish

Tags: a a ron, bismo, bowl game, college, college football
Ask me about my cult Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Said the kool aid man (probably)

Tags: 1980s, cult, drink, drink the kool aid, jonestown massacre
Christmas Elf: You smell like beef & cheese Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Possibly the purest quote from the best Christmas movie around.

Tags: beef and cheese, buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie
Sloppy Steaks - Let's slop 'em up! Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Just another night with the Dangerous Nights Crew Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve, Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

Tags: 55 burgers, corncob tv, crashmore, cringe, dan flashes
Dangerous Nights Crew Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Just another night with the Dangerous Nights Crew Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve, Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

Tags: 55 burgers, corncob tv, crashmore, cringe, dan flashes
The baddest b*tches Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The coolest grandmas that ever existed

Tags: 80s tv, bad bitch, baddest, bea arthur, betty white
Diabeetus - Wilford Brimley Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Legend.

Tags: 80s, birthday, cocoon, diabetes, diabetic
Their bones are their money Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I wish more people knew this when I reference it daily and get weird looks. But when you find that one person who knows. New best friend.

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, comedy, corncob tv
I used to be a real piece of shit Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I wish more people knew this when I reference it daily and get weird looks. But when you find that one person who knows. New best friend.

Tags: 55 burgers, a real piece of shit, chunky, coffin flop, comedy
Elsinore Beer - modern vintage logo Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Canada's Finest Beer from Strange Brew Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.

Tags: 80s movies, beer, bob and doug mckenzie, brewery, brewmeister
Drugs? Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller's day off in the police station scene, so classic.

Tags: 80s, cameron frye, charlie sheen, drugs, ferris
Someplace where we know somebody who can plug us in to the social pipeline Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: One of my favorite quotes, from one of my all time favorite 90's movies - Dumb & Dumber.

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, aspen, california, colorado
Elsinore Beer - Enjoyed by Canada's finest hosers Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Canada's Finest Beer from Strange Brew Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.

Tags: 80s movies, beer, bob and doug mckenzie, brewery, brewmeister
No disassemble! Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: If you are a kid who grew up in the 80's, this Johnny 5 movie quote was the pinnacle of comedy. Remember, Johnny 5 is alive!

Tags: 80s movies, ai, artificial intelligence, elon musk, funny robot
K-12 Ski Champion - Lane Meyer Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: On one ski. Est. 1985 Better Off Dead is one my favorite 80's movies.

Tags: 2 dollars, 69 camaro, 80s, better off dead, better off dead quote
Howell Industries - Thurston Howell III CEO Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Est. 1964 Thurston Howell III was the OG billionaire

Tags: billionaire, boat, ceo, gilligan, hawaii
Scott's Tots - The Office Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The greatest cringe-worthy episode of the entire series. Some people can't watch it, but I love it for some reason.

Tags: cringe, dunder mifflin, dwight schrute, fun run race for the cure, graduation
Montana Management Co.  imports exports - Miami, FL Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Tony Montana, business legend.

Tags: 80s, al pacino, cuban, drugs, florida
Tony Montana Management Company - Est. 1983 Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Imports and exports Tony Montana, business legend.

Tags: 80s, al pacino, cocaine, columbia, cuban
Tony Montana Management Company Est. 1983 Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Imports and exports Tony Montana, business legend.

Tags: 80s, al pacino, cocaine, columbia, cuban
I'm kind of a big deal Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Still one of my favorite movie quotes of all time.

Tags: anchorman, big deal, brick tamland, glass case of emotion, im kind of a big deal
Montana Management Company - Est. 1983 Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Imports and exports Tony Montana, business legend.

Tags: 80s, al pacino, cocaine, columbia, cuban
Chico's Bail Bonds "Let freedom ring" - vintage logo Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Bad News Bears - one of the best baseball movies. Has it aged well? Depends on who you ask.

Tags: 70s, baseball, baseball coach, baseball dads, baseball movie
Chico's Bail Bonds - Southern California Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Bad News Bears - one of the best baseball movies. Has it aged well? Depends on who you ask.

Tags: 70s, baseball, baseball coach, baseball dads, baseball movie
Chico's Bail Bonds Southern California - vintage logo Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Bad News Bears - one of the best baseball movies. Has it aged well? Depends on who you ask.

Tags: 70s, bad news bears, baseball, baseball coach, baseball dads

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