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Jane, you ignorant slut Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: classic line

Tags: bill murray, chevy chase, comedy, dan aykroyd, ignorant
Low-Key Fire Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: get it?

Tags: brain rot, cringe, fire, gen z, high key
God is testing me...and I have not studied Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I'm not sure what type of humor this is, but I like it. Absurdist humor maybe? But if you add a surprised kitten, somehow it totally works.

Tags: absurdism, absurdist, cat, christian, faith
You cannot be serious - John Mcenroe Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Legend. They don't make them like this anymore.

Tags: 80s, 80s tennis, baumer, bjorn borg, mcenroe
Anxiety: Get Ready.  Me: For What?  Anxiety: idk just hurry Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: A couple times per week

Tags: adhd, anxious, autistic, depression, dread
Do you know a fella by the name of Bill Brasky? Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Great guy.

Tags: alec baldwin, bar, beer, brasky, comedy
Lips & Assholes Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Home of the Old 96'er Lake Pechoggin, WI

Tags: 4th of july, 80s movie, bbq, chet ripley, dan ackroyd
Money Trees LA Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Already an iconic line

Tags: california, crazy scary spooky hilarious, hip hop, kendrick, ketchup
Lebowski '28 - this aggression will not stand, man Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Vote for the dude in 2028

Tags: 2028, big lebowski, election, lebowski, lebowski for president
Stringer Bell Properties - Baltimore, MD Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Street business legend

Tags: avon barksdale, baltimore, baltimore orioles, idris elba, maryland
Coffin Flop only on Corncob TV Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Probably the best cable channel

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, chunky, coffin flop
Coffin Flop - just body after body.... Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This world's f*cking so f*cked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, coffin flop, corncob tv
Throw me a frickin' bone here Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Evil plans, sharks with lasers

Tags: 90s, austin powers, comedy, dr evil quote, evil
Overrated - Mona Lisa Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I don't actually think so, but I just thought this was hilarious

Tags: andy samberg, artist, da vinci, davinci, italy
My bronouns are: Big Dawg Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Hey bro

Tags: best friends, big dawg, big dog, brainrot, bro
Please hesitate to contact me Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Pretty much everyone I meet

Tags: antisocial, contact me, dating, dont call me, email
Shutuuuuup!!! - Arnold Schwarzenegger Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Kindergarten Cop was such a fantastic movie when it came out

Tags: 90s, arnold, back to school, cop, its not a tumor
Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This is still in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

Tags: bowling, abides, the dude, over the line, the dude abides
Put out the vibe Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Vibe legends.

Tags: jeff daniels, harry and lloyd, lloyd christmas, aspen, put out the vibe
Throw me a frickin' bone here Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Evil plans, sharks with lasers

Tags: 90s, austin powers, comedy, dr evil quote, evil
RIP Godzilla the Gorilla Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I guess he just wanted to own his life or something

Tags: baby of the year, calico cut pants, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Pelosi Capital Management Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Beating the market since day 1

Tags: finance, investment, investor, market, nancy pelosi
Lebowski 2028 Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Vote for the dude in 2028 This aggression will not stand, man

Tags: 2024, america, big lebowski, bowling, election
So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Y'all suckers write me checks and then they bounce So I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount

Tags: brooklyn, hello nasty, hip hop, license to ill, mike d
Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Already an iconic line

Tags: california, crazy scary spooky hilarious, gnx, hip hop, kendrick
Ashley Schaeffer Motors Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Beautiful Cars. Beautiful Surroundings. Beautiful Women.

Tags: ashley schaeffer, baseball, car dealer, car salesman, danny mcbride
First I limp to the side like my legs was broken - Humpty Dance Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Crazy, whack, funky

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, bust a move, digital underground, hip hop
Strickland Propane & Propane Accessories - Arlen, Texas Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: A modern take on the King of the Hill classic

Tags: bbq, bobby hill, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes
Ah ha Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Coming to America barbershop crew

Tags: sexual chocolate, coming to america, zamunda, jewish, barbershop
OOMF Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: that's oomf

Tags: brainrot, followers, gen z, gen z slang, meme
OOMF Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: that's oomf

Tags: brainrot, followers, gen z, gen z slang, meme
Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freez Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Still not 100% sure this means what it means

Tags: american, americana, classic rock, hot dog, hurts so good
2 in the mornin' got the fat burger Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: No barkin' from the dog, no smog, and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog.

Tags: 90s, boyz in the hood, burger, california, cheeseburger
Pelosi Asset Management Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Where we trade like we know exactly what is going to happen

Tags: finance, insider trading, investment, investor, market
Not my first rodeo. Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Maybe like my 11th?

Tags: barrel racing, bull riding, country, cowboy, cowgirl
LASER CATS Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Iconic

Tags: andy samberg, bill hader, brooklyn nine nine, captain holt, cats

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