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THOTS - Santa Claus Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: These Ho Ho Ho's Out There

Tags: christmas, hoes, santa, ugly christmas sweater, funny santa sayings
Zoo Wee Mama Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Every now and then, I drop this into conversation, and I get either a weird look or we stare at each other repeating Zoo Wee Mama over and over again.

Tags: book, comic, diary of a wimpy kid, rawley, rowley jefferson
Chilling Out Maxin Relaxin All Cool Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Tags: bel air, philly, fresh prince of bel air, chillin, will smith
Scott's Tots - The Office Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The greatest cringe-worthy episode of the entire series. Some people can't watch it, but I love it for some reason.

Tags: cringe, fun run race for the cure, thats what she said, the office, dunder mifflin
Whatever I feel like I wanna do GOSH! Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Kind of the best saying when you think about it.

Tags: vote for pedro, napoleon, uncle rico, napoleon dynamite quotes, kip
Gunga Galunga Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The best philosophy courtesy of Carl Spackler. Est. 1980

Tags: ty webb, bushwood, total consciousness, carl spackler, buddhism
"It's time to go full Diper" - Rodrick Heffley Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Loded Diper is the future.

Tags: rodrick, rodrick rules, wimpy kid, full diaper, greg heffley
Thou Shalt Wear a Mask - Hygenesis 20:20 Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: A very important new verse

Tags: corona, pandemic, bible verse, thou shalt, covid
Squints Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: For-ev-er

Tags: summer, forever, wendy peffercorn, lifeguard, squints
Don't Get Munsoned Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Out in the middle of nowhere

Tags: clark griswold, quote, champion, iowa, randy quaid
Mutt Cutts - vintage logo Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: One day I hope to see a dog van with big floppy ears driving down the street.

Tags: dogs, dumbanddumber, harry and lloyd, i got worms, jim carrey
90's Kid - Blockbuster video logo Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The perfect combination. I miss this place.

Tags: blockbuster logo, 1990s, saturday night, die hard, video store
Bodhi's Surf Company Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: 100% pure adrenaline Est. 1991

Tags: 90s, beach, bodhi, buddhism, california
ASPEN  - where the beer flows like wine. Dumb & Dumber Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: and beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano.

Tags: aspen colorado, california, aspen, 90s, jim carrey
We've got no food, we've got no jobs OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Is 2020 the year that this saying becomes normalized?

Tags: 2020, 90s, ace ventura, alrighty then, pets heads
2020 - funny long review - one star Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Any rating of 2020 that isn't at least a paragraph long about all of the crazy shit that has happened this year, is not actually a proper review. Definitely not recommended.

Tags: 2020 one star rating, 2020 sucks, joe biden, rating, trump
Did you touch my drum set? Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Simple. Bold. Hilarious. Perfect Step Brothers t-shirt.

Tags: prestige worldwide, drumsticks, boats n hoes, musician, will ferrell
CHONKY Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Had to do it.

Tags: chunk, kitty, funny, animal, cats
Sir, this is a Wendy's Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The perfect comeback to any idiot going on a rant.

Tags: fast food, drive thru, wendys, funny, trump
Hattori Hanzo Sword Company Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I'd buy a katana sword from them please.

Tags: five finger death punch, hanzo, hollywood, japan, jules winnfield
Sleepover Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: But first we have to hit the new releases section at Blockbuster.

Tags: 1990s, stranger things, eleven, throwback, and chill
Masky McMaskface Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: kind of perfect when you think about it.

Tags: trend mask, hipster, ironic, trump, dad
T.Hanks for Social Distancing Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The best way to say thanks in today's world.

Tags: tom hanks, social distance, forrest gump, life is like a box of chocolates, castaway
2020 - 1 star review.  "Not at all what I was expecting." Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Someone needs to start a website where people can just review years. I think it would actually be pretty hilarious.

Tags: one star, 2020, five star, not recommended, funny
Hello my name is John Cocktosten - Fletch Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: One of the best name Chevy Chase aka Irwin R. Fletcher came up with.

Tags: rosen, doctor, nametag, griswold, christmas vacation
Slider you stink Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: One of the most underrated lines of the entire movie.

Tags: f 16, viper, jesters dead, love and feeling, topgun
CHUNGUS Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: One of the great new words of the 21st Century.

Tags: meme, bunny, thick, thicc, bully
How am I not in that movie - Andy Samberg as Nicolas Cage Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I wonder if people remember this Weekend update character as well as I do. My favorite all time Nic Cage impression.

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn 99, cage, face off, hot rod
Don't Stand So Close To Me Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Possibly the best mask to sing to.

Tags: 6 feet, social distancing, close to me, police, sting
It puts the facemask on its skin, or else it gets phase 1 again. Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Tags: skin, hannibal lecter, bill, liver, jodie foster
Scotty Doesn't Know Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Best movie song ever.

Tags: matt damon, rock, song lyrics, scottie, scotty
Prestige Worldwide Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This didn't need a fancy logo, just a really killer t-shirt that has Prestige Worldwide written in a vintage, distressed cursive type on it.

Tags: prestige world wide, ron burgundy, anchorman, boats n hoes, ocean
Toonces the Driving Cat Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

Tags: dana carvey, snl, stuntman, drive, lolcat
I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I would ride this thing for sure

Tags: ace ventura, biker, earth, harry and lloyd, hog
We have clearance, Clarence Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I love Airplane. The best part is the comedy really holds up after all of these years.

Tags: lloyd bridges, airplane, 1980, top gun, ted striker
This is going to sound weird, but for a second I think you took on the shape of a unicorn Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: One of the most underrated lines of the entire classic movie.

Tags: boats and hoes, boats n hoes, buddy the elf, catalina wine mixer, dale doback

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