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"Per my last e-mail" is office speak for "B*tch, can you read?" Hat

Description: It is though

Tags: employee humor, boss gift, office speak, funny email, office jargon
Chlorophyll? more like Borophyll Hat

Description: Adam Sandler is a legend.

Tags: billy madison quote, adam sandler, happy gilmore, rizzuto, snack pack
Bayside Tigers - Kelly Kapowski 1993 - vintage logo Hat

Description: Class of 1993 My favorite 90's tv show

Tags: bayside tigers, vintage, tigers, screech, bayside tigers logo
Bayside Tigers - vintage Zack Morris 1993 Hat

Description: Class of 1993 My favorite 90's tv show

Tags: 90s, bayside tigers logo, bayside, zack morris, ac slater
OPE - Midwest Slang Hat

Description: "Ope" is a word said in the Midwest that takes the place of "sorry." "Ope" is a word you say when you've made a minor mistake or when you've done something on accident such as bumping into someone, taking the place of "sorry," "pardon me," or "excuse me."

Tags: chicago, excuse me, iowa, midwest, illinois
You Motorboatin' Son-of-a-bitch! Hat

Description: Did you motorboat her?

Tags: motorboatin, tummy sticks, wedding crashers rule, no excuses play like a champion, boating funny
Hey Mom, The Meatloaf! Hat

Description: We want it now! What is she even doing in there? Mom!

Tags: mother, step brothers, boats and hoes, mom, youre my boy blue
Steve Kerr 2024 - President Hat

Description: Vote for Coach Kerr Might actually be realistic

Tags: warriors, vote, golden state warriors, california, basketball
Reverse Psychology Doesn't Work Hat

Description: Or does it?

Tags: sarcastic, reverse psychology doesnt work, talk too much, psychologist, freud
Basketball is my favorite season Hat

Description: Tis

Tags: nba, basketball player, lakers, steph curry, golden state warriors
People are deeply flawed. Not me, but people. Hat

Description: Definitely other people

Tags: character flaw, anti social, flawless, funny gift, introvert
Popovich & Kerr 2024 Hat

Description: Honestly, I think this would work.

Tags: democrat, president, 2024, steve kerr, warriors
Dickie Greenleaf Sailing School Est. 1955 - modern vintage logo Hat

Description: Mongibello, Italy

Tags: greenleaf sailing, talented mr ripley, bird, jude law, matt damon
Hey lady, you got the love I need Hat

Description: Maybe more than enough

Tags: robert plant, stairway to heaven, jimmy page, zeppelin, classic rock
I am silently correcting your grammar Hat

Description: I am.

Tags: grammar police, english, teacher, correcting your grammar, im silently correcting your grammar
Larry (Bird) Hat

Description: Larry legend

Tags: nba finals, 80s basketball, indiana state, indiana, basketball jesus
Dickie Greenleaf Sailing School Est. 1955 - modern vintage logo Hat

Description: Mongibello, Italy

Tags: bird, talented mr ripley, italian, italy, jude law
Smile if you're horny Hat

Description: Very smiley.

Tags: sex, boner, pornstar, happy, adult
What's wrong? Bitch, everything. Hat

Description: Sometimes it be like that

Tags: bitch, dont mess with me, anxiety, beach, angry chicken
Smoke weed everyday Hat

Description: This message has been brought to you by the next episode.

Tags: weed, marijuana, cannabis, hip hop, dr dre
Squints & Smalls & Ham & Benny & Yeah Yeah. Hat

Description: Greatest baseball movie of all time.

Tags: dodgers, los angeles dodgers, youth baseball, gift, baseball
Brian Fellow's Safari Planet - logo Hat

Description: Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education.

Tags: animals, crocodile, im brian fellow, logo, safari
Good Will Hunting 2 - Hunting Season Hat

Description: "Applesauce Bitch"

Tags: harvard, jay and silent bob, mallrats, applesauce, clerks
Fuck yo couch Hat

Description: A good gift when you are guest at someone's house.

Tags: interior design, home decor, office decor, funny quote, charlie murphy
The Overlook Hotel - Sidewinder, Colorado - modern vintage logo Hat

Description: A modern design interpretation of the Overlook Hotel room 237.

Tags: stephen king, stanley kubrick, sidewinder, shining, room 237
Fratelli's Ristorante Di Famiglia - Est. 1985 - vintage logo Hat

Description: "The only thing we serve is tongue" Astoria, Oregon

Tags: goonies, italy, italian, one eyed willie, never say die
realest Hat

Description: Perfect script font. Dope shirt. Also, ill = sick.

Tags: realest, real, rap, new york, ill
MILF - Mansion I'd Like to Finance Hat

Description: The real MILF

Tags: funny milf, milf joke, milf man i love farming, fathers day, finance
There's no crying in baseball Hat

Description: Unless you're 8 years old. In that case, tears are welcome.

Tags: sandlot, cardinals, baseball player, a league of their own, vintage
Rydell High School Hat

Description: Danny Zuko gym class attire

Tags: danny zuko, venice, gym, hot rod, grease lightning
Charge it to the Underhills Hat

Description: I'll have a Bloody Mary & A Steak Sandwich and a steak sandwich

Tags: underhills, bloody mary, tennis, 80s, put it on the underhills
Fratelli's Family Restaurant - 1985 - vintage Goonies logo Hat

Description: "The only thing we serve is tongue" Astoria, Oregon

Tags: fratellis restaurant logo, family restaurant, chunk, 80s movies, goonies quotes
Plainview Oil Company Est. 1898 - vintage logo Hat

Description: A top 5 all time movie for me

Tags: 1800s, california, daniel day lewis, daniel plainview, drill
Naboo Hat

Description: A beautiful place.

Tags: vintage, tatooine, luke skywalker, darth vader, jedi
Tenenbaum Tennis Academy - modern vintage logo Hat

Description: A great place to learn the art of the meltdown from The Baumer himself.

Tags: tenenbaum tennis, tennenbaum, luke wilson, richie tenenbaum, bill murray
Sit on it Potsie Hat

Description: Great show

Tags: potsie, fonz, the fonz, happy days, tv show

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