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Remember kids - electricity will kill you Hat

Description: Always a good lesson

Tags: education, teacher, school, funny electrician, vintage

Remember kids - electricity will kill you Hat

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Sex is cool, but have you ever fucked the system? Hat

Description: I haven't, so please tell me how it is

Tags: protest, police, anarchy, fuck the system, anarchist

Sex is cool, but have you ever fucked the system? Hat

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My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole Hat

Description: Dream it and you can be it

Tags: raising kids, dad, kids, funny saying, funny
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2024 - "F*ck yeah!" Hat

Description: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Is there a better ex pro wrestler, ex porn star fictional future president?

Tags: 2024, america, brawndo, democrat, election
I'm not your ordinary everyday fool, okay? - Clark Griswold Hat

Description: Clark and Rusty buying the Family Truckster is one of the best scenes of the entire movie.

Tags: 80s movie, chevy chase, chicago, christmas vacation, clark
Big Ern McCracken - One More Time Sweetness Hat

Description: Bowling legend.

Tags: amish, caddyshack, roy munson, the big ern, big ern mccracken

Big Ern McCracken - One More Time Sweetness Hat

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Samsonite - I was way off! Hat

Description: I try to work this quote in at least once per month to normal conversation.

Tags: luggage, samsonite, i was way off, pets heads are falling off, aspen

Samsonite - I was way off! Hat

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Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho Hat

Description: Lets be honest, we're not far away.

Tags: mike judge, the rock, 2024, mountain dew, trump

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho Hat

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We're here to fuck shit up Hat

Description: When Dale Doback and Brennan Huff show up in tuxedos, you immediately hire them, no questions asked. Black leather gloves, security, investments - all part of the Prestige Worldwide experience.

Tags: step brothers, dale doback, doback huff 2024, step brothers quote, job interview

We're here to fuck shit up Hat

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Large Marge Hat

Description: With salt please.

Tags: girls weekend, margaritas, tequila, cancun, spring break

Large Marge Hat

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Jack Burton Trucking Est. 1986 - Visalia, CA - vintage logo Hat

Description: Jack Burton, a cocky, wise-cracking truck driver who gets involved in an ancient battle between Good and Evil when he makes a delivery to Chinatown.

Tags: martial arts, vintage, truck, china, trucker
A day off with Ferris Bueller Hat

Description: A pretty nice Chicago itinerary for Ferris, Cameron, and Sloane. I'd say that is a great day.

Tags: itinerary, chicago cubs, chicago, john hughes, 80s

A day off with Ferris Bueller Hat

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Life moves pretty fast - Ferris Bueller quote Hat

Description: If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tags: ferris bueller quote, 80s, bueller, cameron, ferrari

Life moves pretty fast - Ferris Bueller quote Hat

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Cobra Kai Sweep The Leg - vintage Hat

Description: The most legendary karate dojo that has ever existed.

Tags: dojo, miyagi, 80s movies, sweep the leg, all valley

Cobra Kai Sweep The Leg - vintage Hat

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Cobra Kai - All Valley Karate Championship - vintage logo Hat

Description: The most legendary karate tournament that has ever existed.

Tags: karate kid, miyagi, strike first, 80s, 80s movies
Remember kids, electricity will kill you - modern vintage logo Hat

Description: Always a good lesson

Tags: elon musk, meme, funny gift, retro, vintage
Remember kids, Electricity will kill you - modern vintage logo Hat

Description: Always a good lesson

Tags: funny gift, electrical engineering, kilowatt, funny electrician, vintage
Ricky Vaughn Major League - vintage glasses and hat Hat

Description: My favorite baseball movie of all time

Tags: glasses, california penal league, wild thing, bob uecker, harry doyle

Ricky Vaughn Major League - vintage glasses and hat Hat

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Iceman - vintage helmet Hat

Description: The legendary Ice Man

Tags: navy, f 14 tomcat, maverick, iceman, jesters dead

Iceman - vintage helmet Hat

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I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing Hat

Description: When the kids keep talking

Tags: dad, parents, quentin tarantino, samuel jackson, uma thurman

I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing Hat

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Silky Johnson Hat

Description: I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, AND I HATE YOUR GUTS

Tags: ice, pimp, chappelle show, player haters club, eddie murphy

Silky Johnson Hat

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Silky Johnson Hat

Description: Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan?

Tags: chappelle show, pimp, silky johnson, player hater, dave chappelle

Silky Johnson Hat

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Flynn's Arcade - vintage logo Hat

Description: Gonna need another one of these movies.

Tags: light cycle, 80s, vintage, arcade, tron

Flynn's Arcade - vintage logo Hat

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Cyberdyne Systems Corporation - vintage logo Hat

Description: A Cyberdyne Systems Corporation

Tags: skynet, cyberdyne systems, arnold schwarzenegger, predator, arnold

Cyberdyne Systems Corporation - vintage logo Hat

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Abe Froman - The Sausage King of Chicago - vintage logo Hat

Description: The legendary Abe Froman.

Tags: save ferris, abe froman sausage king, sausage king of chicago, sausage king, john hughes
Abe Froman - The Sausage King of Chicago Hat

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: matthew broderick, save ferris, abe froman sausage king, logo, ferris bueller

Abe Froman - The Sausage King of Chicago Hat

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You're Abe Froman? Hat

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: logo, ferrari, matthew broderick, abe froman sausage king, john hughes

You're Abe Froman? Hat

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You're Abe Froman?  - vintage logo Hat

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: sausage king, 80s, sausage, ferris buellers day off, ferrari

You're Abe Froman? - vintage logo Hat

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Bayside Tigers - vintage logo Hat

Description: My favorite 90's tv show

Tags: tigers, saved by the bell, high school, vintage, bayside

Bayside Tigers - vintage logo Hat

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If it bleeds we can kill it Hat

Description: 80s Arnold action movies are the best genre of movies.

Tags: 80s movies, ill be back, alien, schwarzenegger, get to the chopper

If it bleeds we can kill it Hat

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Amigos - Three Amigos Hat

Description: Dusty Bottoms, Lucky Day, and Ned Nederlander. For my money, this is the most underrated comedy of the 80's. El Guapo, comedy icons at their peak, a singing bush, what more could you ask for?

Tags: amigos, steve martin, dad gift, 3 amigos, 80s

Amigos - Three Amigos Hat

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Three Amigos - you son-of-a motherless goat! Hat

Description: You dirt-eating-piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son-of-a motherless goat Dusty Bottoms, Lucky Day, and Ned Nederlander. For my money, this is the most underrated comedy of the 80's. El Guapo, comedy icons at their peak, a singing bush, what more could you ask for?

Tags: chevy chase, funny, 80s, dad gift, martin short

Three Amigos - you son-of-a motherless goat! Hat

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"That was a good trick" - El Guapo Hat

Description: The infamous El Guapo. Possibly the greatest movie villain of the 80's.

Tags: steve martin, tequila, plethora, jefe, three amigos

"That was a good trick" - El Guapo Hat

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Macho Grande - You'll never get over it - Since 1982 Hat

Description: Airplane is Top 5 80's comedy without a doubt.

Tags: 80s movie, airline, airplane quote, aviation, dont call me shirley

Macho Grande - You'll never get over it - Since 1982 Hat

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Ted Striker's Pilot School Est. 1980 Hat

Description: Airplane is Top 5 80's comedy without a doubt.

Tags: macho grande, surely you cant be serious, elaine, 80s movie, airplane quote

Ted Striker's Pilot School Est. 1980 Hat

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What a pisser Hat

Description: Top 5 80's comedy without a doubt.

Tags: ted striker, airline, leslie nielsen, dont call me shirley, 80s

What a pisser Hat

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