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Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi Hat

Description: Underrated line from one of the best Christmas movies ever created. Thank you John Hughes.

Tags: buzz your girlfriend woof, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, fuller pepsi, harry marv
The Carber Reputation Vacuum Hat

Description: The Carber Reputation Vacuum - don't let one bad day ruin your future. Carber Co. Technologies - the people's company

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, carber vac logo, driving crooner
Carber Vac - logo Hat

Description: The Carber Reputation Vacuum - don't let one bad day ruin your future. Carber Co. Technologies - the people's company

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, carber vac logo, driving crooner
I bet that slicks back real nice Hat

Description: Sloppy steaks at Truffonis

Tags: baby of the year, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, dangerous nights crew
Emporium Hat

Description: Pool. Foosball. Games. Est. 1971

Tags: matthew mcconaughey, alright alright alright, vintage logos, pool, texas
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west Hat

Description: and my spirit is crying for leaving

Tags: feelings, 70s, whole lotta love, jimmy page, robert plant
Jobu's Rum "It's very bad to steal" - since 1989 Hat

Description: Bartender, Jobu needs a refill

Tags: charlie sheen, indians, dorn, the sandlot, cerrano
Bo Knows Tecmo Hat

Description: The GOAT video game running back

Tags: goat, video games, retro, tecmo bo, football
Brian Fellow's Safari Planet - SNL Hat

Description: Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education.

Tags: thats crazy, im brian fellow, skit, crocodile, safari
S.S. Minnow Island Charter - modern vintage logo Hat

Description: Exotic Trips. Fearless Crew. Ask about our 3-hour tours Honolulu, Hawaii Est. 1964

Tags: beach, boat, captain, fishing, gilligan
Yo bartender! Jobu needs a refill Hat

Description: Best baseball movie ever?

Tags: bartender, guardians, willie mays hayes, major league, charlie sheen
Arnold's - Drive-In Restaurant - Milwaukee, WI - vintage logo Hat

Description: Classic tv show. One of my all-time favorites.

Tags: arnolds, arnolds logo, arnolds restaurant, drive in, fonz
You went over my helmet? Hat

Description: Still a classic.

Tags: 80s movies, comedy, dark helmet, elon musk, funny
DALTON - Head Bouncer Double Deuce Hat

Description: Head Bouncer, Cooler, and Security at the Double Deuce in Jasper, Missouri

Tags: 80s movies, bar, bouncer, dalton, dance
The El Guapo Sweater Company - Est. 1916 Hat

Description: We have a plethora Est. 1916 ***The original El Guapo Sweater Company design, that many others have unfortunately stolen from me

Tags: 80s movie, chevy chase, cinco de mayo, comedy, dusty bottoms
The meanest, loudest, and rowdiest bar south of the Mason-Dixon line - Double Deuce Hat

Description: The Double Deuce in Jasper, Missouri

Tags: 80s movies, bar, bouncer, dalton, dance
Don't you put that evil on me Hat

Description: Ricky Bobby

Tags: aint first your last, anchorman, baby jesus, boats and hoes, dont you put that evil on me
The Ministry of Silly Walks - Est. 1970 Hat

Description: Classic. Vintage design.

Tags: 70s, bbc, black knight, comedy, flying circus
I'm gonna come at you like a Spider Monkey Hat

Description: This movie requires many repeat viewings.

Tags: baby jesus, i piss excellence, if you aint first youre last, jean girard, laughing clown
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb Hat

Description: Dark Helmet - full of classic quotes.

Tags: 80s movies, comedy, dark helmet, elon musk, good is dumb
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate! Hat

Description: Dark Helmet - full of classic quotes.

Tags: 80s movies, brother, cousin, dark helmet, elon musk
Polk High #33 vintage Al Bundy jersey Hat

Description: High school football legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Tags: 4 touchdowns, 90s tv, al bundy 33, al bundy football, al bundy jersey
He drives around all over the town - he's Toonces the Driving Cat Hat

Description: One of the greatest SNL skits of all time, with the best explosion endings ala MacGruber.

Tags: alec baldwin, cats, drive, funny cat, kitten
Shady Acres Mental Hospital - Tampa, Florida Hat

Description: Still one of the funniest movies of the 90's. Jim Carrey's early career movie streak was insane.

Tags: 90s, ballerina, dumb and dumber, football, halloween costume
Shady Acres Mental Hospital logo - Tampa, Florida Hat

Description: Still one of the funniest movies of the 90's. Jim Carrey's early career movie streak was insane.

Tags: 90s, ace ventura quotes, dumb and dumber, football, halloween costume
Let's see that in instant replay Hat

Description: Still one of the funniest movies of the 90's. Jim Carrey's early career comedy streak was insane.

Tags: 90s, ace ventura quotes, dumb and dumber, einhorn, finkle
The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria Hat

Description: I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria.

Tags: boats, boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer, dale doback, doback huff
Brennan Huff & Dale Doback - Boats 'N Hoes Hat

Description: Prestige Worldwide is the greatest fictional company that has ever existed.

Tags: boat, boats and hoes, boats n hoes, brennan huff, catalina wine mixer
Brenna Huff & Dale Doback are here to f*ck sh*t up Hat

Description: Get these boys some jobs!

Tags: boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer, catalina wine mixer quotes, doback, florida
I am not Kenough Hat

Description: Sometimes you have to be honest with yourself

Tags: barbenheimer, barbie, barbie oppenheimer, big kenergy, funny
Big D*ck Kenergy Hat

Description: Sometimes you have to be honest with yourself

Tags: barbenheimer, barbie, barbie oppenheimer, big dick, big dick energy
I'm not f*cking leaving! Hat

Description: Such a great movie

Tags: 80s, finance, im not leaving, investing, jordan belfort
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! Hat

Description: Truman Burbank. The first reality TV star.

Tags: 90s, 90s movie, ace ventura, comedy, dumb and dumber
I'm not fucking leaving! Hat

Description: Such a great movie

Tags: 80s, finance, im not leaving, jordan belfort, leonardo di caprio
I'm not fucking leaving! Hat

Description: Me at the bar closing time

Tags: 80s, finance, im not leaving, jordan belfort, leonardo dicaprio
Johnny Cab - vintage logo Hat

Description: Total Recall - one of my favorite 90's movies.

Tags: arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, cab, driver, elon musk

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