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Tammy Craps - She still craps. She still lies. Hat

Description: And she doesn't have farts in her head anymore!

Tags: chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Erm What the Sigma? Hat

Description: For the kids

Tags: erm, erm what the sigma, fanum tax, fortnite, funny meme
I survived the Oregon Trail Hat

Description: Legendary computer game.

Tags: 80s, 90s, computer, computer games, developer
I am very very sneaky Hat

Description: I fear you're underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

Tags: billy madison, butler, deeds pizza, happy gilmore, john turturro
Speaker City - vintage logo Hat

Description: 6 locations "The only thing that sounds better than our speakers, are our prices."

Tags: boats and hoes, college, comedy, frank the tank, fraternity
Abraham Liftin' - USA! Hat

Description: For score and seven dumbbell press reps ago

Tags: 4th of july, america, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, funny lifting
The Ambiguously Gay Duo - vintage logo Hat

Description: Classic recurring SNL cartoon skit from the 90s

Tags: 90s, ace and gary, car, cartoon, comedy
History Buff - George Washington Hat

Description: Just gettin' in some curls for the old red white and blue

Tags: 4th of july, america, bodybuilding, fitness, funny lifting
Erm What the Sigma? Hat

Description: For the kids

Tags: erm, erm what the sigma, fanum tax, fortnite, funny meme
Speaker City - vintage logo Hat

Description: "The only thing that sounds better than our speakers, are our prices."

Tags: boats and hoes, college, comedy, frank the tank, fraternity
Pimp Trick Gangsta Clique Hat

Description: They got some good CDs

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, andre 3000, aquemini, atlanta
Cock Hat

Description: This is a factual representation

Tags: animal, big cock, chicken, cocky, college

Cock Hat

$23.00

Tiny Dinky Daffy 1927 - 2019 Hat

Description: Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver In Memoriam

Tags: baby of the year, bart harley jarvis, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Gator don't play no shit Hat

Description: ya feel me?

Tags: anchorman, cops, funny, gator, gator dont play
Polk High Football 1966 City Champions Hat

Description: High school football legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Tags: 4 touchdowns, 90s tv, al bundy 33, al bundy football, al bundy jersey
Please be patient, I'm a moron. Hat

Description: One time in school a teacher asked a student next to me to answer a question, he was thinking about it, and the teacher was clearly inpatient. The student said calmly, "please be patient, I'm a moron". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard spoken. I still think about it to this day.

Tags: customer service, funny, idiot, ironic, learning
Please be patient, I'm a moron Hat

Description: One time in school a teacher asked a student next to me to answer a question, he was thinking about it, and the teacher was clearly inpatient. The student said calmly, "please be patient, I'm a moron". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard spoken. I still think about it to this day.

Tags: customer service, funny, idiot, ironic, learning
Cork Soakers Wine Club - We love to soak the cork Hat

Description: An absolute classic SNL skit where everyone breaks

Tags: cork soaker, funny wine, jimmy fallon, red wine, saturday night live
Skibidi Toilet Rizz Ohio Hat

Description: Say this to any group of kids of a certain age

Tags: elementary school, funny, game, high school, kids
Skibidi Toilet Rizz Ohio Hat

Description: Say this to any group of kids of a certain age

Tags: elementary school, funny, game, high school, kids
Medium Dick Energy Hat

Description: Better to be average. Not too big not too small

Tags: bde, big dick, big dick energy, cock, confidence
I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day Hat

Description: I'm freakin' pumped!

Tags: andy samberg, bill hader, brooklyn 99, caffeine, cool beans
I would rather starve than eat your bread Hat

Description: Everything has chains, absolutely nothing's changed

Tags: 90s, alive, corduroy, dissident, eddie vedder
SLUTS - Sexy Ladies Under Tremendous Stress Hat

Description: Too much stress!

Tags: anime girl, babes, funny girl, girls, porn
Medium Dick Energy Hat

Description: Honesty is the best policy. Better to be average.

Tags: bde, big dick, big dick energy, cock, confidence
Merica Hat

Description: A vintage American eagle vintage design with Merica. Just what the fireworks ordered.

Tags: 4th of july, america, american, american flag, bald eagle
Here for the Hot Dogs & Freedom Hat

Description: As American as apple pie, or an American eagle wearing a red white and blue USA flag holding a hot dog

Tags: 4th of july, america, american, american eagle, american flag
Here for the Hot Dogs & Freedom Hat

Description: As American as apple pie, or an American eagle wearing a red white and blue USA flag holding a hot dog

Tags: 4th of july, american, american eagle, american flag, eagle
Here for the Hot Dogs & Freedom Hat

Description: As American as apple pie, or an American eagle wearing a red white and blue USA flag holding a hot dog

Tags: 4th of july, american, american eagle, american flag, eagle
The british blew a 13 Colony lead Hat

Description: It's like going 0 for 10 in a game 7. Or being up 3-0 in a playoff series. Or having a thirteen run lead in baseball and blowing it.

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, british, british blew
Circuit City - Where Service is State of the Art Hat

Description: Late 80's vintage logo for this iconic electronics store

Tags: 80s, 90s, circuit, computers, electronics
Club Aqua Hat

Description: I think this is a top 5 sketch for me. I really liked Club Aqua before the big back deck collapsed. I dip into Haunted House once in a while.

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, chunky, club, club aqua
Polk High Football - 4 touchdowns in one game Al Bundy Hat

Description: City Champions 1966. A vintage design for the High school football city champion legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Tags: 4 touchdowns, 90s, al bundy 33, al bundy football, al bundy jersey
Polk High Football 4 touchdowns in one game - Al Bundy Hat

Description: A vintage design for the High school football city champion legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Tags: 4 touchdowns, 90s tv, al bundy 33, al bundy football, al bundy jersey
I drink your milkshake Hat

Description: Daniel Plainview - oilman, milkshake drinker

Tags: california, daniel day lewis, daniel plainview, drill, gangs of new york
Springfield Monorail - Est. 1993 Hat

Description: Electrified Better than Shelbyville

Tags: bart, donuts, homer, homer simpson, lyle lanley

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