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I must be republican the way I enjoy both Dick & Bush Hat

Description: I feel like there are limited places you can wear this, but I guarantee you will be the talk of the party

Tags: absurd, america, bisexual, bush, dick
I must be Republican the way I enjoy both Dick & Bush Hat

Description: I feel like there are limited places you can wear this, but I guarantee you will be the talk of the party

Tags: absurd, america, bisexual, bush, dick
"I like me."  John Candy in Planes, Trains, & Automobiles Hat

Description: One of the best speeches in a movie ever.

Tags: 80s movies, breakfast club, comedy, del griffith, i like me
The work is mysterious & important - Lumon Hat

Description: Love this show

Tags: 1984, adam scott, ben stiller, dystopian, helly
my innie works at Lumon Hat

Description: Love this show

Tags: 1984, adam scott, ben stiller, dystopian, helly
What up gangsta Hat

Description: Gangstaaaaaaa

Tags: 2000s, 50, 50 cent, cali, cuz
Lumon - United in Severance Hat

Description: Dystopian office humor at its best

Tags: adam scott, boss gift, breakroom, innie, john turturro
Lumon Industries - Since 1865 Hat

Description: Dystopian office humor at its best

Tags: adam scott, boss gift, breakroom, john turturro, live to work work to live
You can't spell autism without USA Hat

Description: facts only

Tags: 4th of july, america, autism, autistic, cant spell autism without usa
Lumon - the work is mysterious and important Hat

Description: Macrodata refinement

Tags: adam scott, ben stiller, eagan, innie, john turturro
The You You Are by Dr. Ricken Hat

Description: A spiritual biography of you

Tags: adam scott, boss gift, dr ricken, innie, john turturro
I gave these bitches independence, Bitches love independence - Thomas Jefferson Hat

Description: Thomas knew what was up

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, bitches love independence, founding fathers
and I'm Dooneese Hat

Description: One of her best characters.

Tags: doonese, bridesmaid, funny, gilly, kate mckinnon
Swinger Hat

Description: Golf swing that is

Tags: bachelor party, birdie, caddy, funny golf, golf cart
DOGS love Hat

Description: best friends

Tags: animal, best dogs, best friend, cute, dog
I gave these bitches independence, bitches love independence - Thomas Jefferson Hat

Description: Thomas knew what was up

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, bitches love independence, founding fathers
Show me your boobs if you hate racism Hat

Description: Fight the good fight

Tags: absurd, breasts, funny, funny racism, memes
I got that dog in me Hat

Description: Mad dog 2020

Tags: absurd, alcohol, beer, college, costco
WISCANSIN Hat

Description: Put you in the mansion, somewhere in Wiscansin

Tags: college, green bay, lake house, lake life, madison
Swinger Hat

Description: Golf swing that is

Tags: bachelor party, birdie, caddy, funny golf, golf
Squabble up LA Hat

Description: Already an iconic line

Tags: california, crazy scary spooky hilarious, hip hop, kendrick, ketchup
Show me your boobs if you hate racism Hat

Description: Fight the good fight

Tags: absurd, breasts, funny, funny racism, memes
Do you know a fella by the name of Bill Brasky? Hat

Description: Great guy.

Tags: bar, beer, brasky, comedy, dad
I love edging Hat

Description: You just have to try it

Tags: dad, edge, fathers day, funny lawn, gardener
Jane, you ignorant slut Hat

Description: classic line

Tags: bill murray, chevy chase, comedy, dan aykroyd, ignorant
Low-Key Fire Hat

Description: get it?

Tags: brain rot, cringe, fire, gen z, high key
God is testing me...and I have not studied Hat

Description: I'm not sure what type of humor this is, but I like it. Absurdist humor maybe? But if you add a surprised kitten, somehow it totally works.

Tags: absurdism, absurdist, cat, christian, faith
You cannot be serious - John Mcenroe Hat

Description: Legend. They don't make them like this anymore.

Tags: 80s, 80s tennis, baumer, bjorn borg, mcenroe
Anxiety: Get Ready.  Me: For What?  Anxiety: idk just hurry Hat

Description: A couple times per week

Tags: adhd, anxious, autistic, depression, dread
Lips & Assholes Hat

Description: Home of the Old 96'er Lake Pechoggin, WI

Tags: 4th of july, 80s movie, bbq, chet ripley, dan ackroyd
Money Trees LA Hat

Description: Already an iconic line

Tags: california, crazy scary spooky hilarious, hip hop, kendrick, ketchup
Lebowski '28 - this aggression will not stand, man Hat

Description: Vote for the dude in 2028

Tags: 2028, big lebowski, election, lebowski, lebowski for president
Stringer Bell Properties - Baltimore, MD Hat

Description: Street business legend

Tags: avon barksdale, baltimore, baltimore orioles, idris elba, maryland
Coffin Flop only on Corncob TV Hat

Description: Probably the best cable channel

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, chunky, coffin flop
Coffin Flop - just body after body.... Hat

Description: This world's f*cking so f*cked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, coffin flop, corncob tv
Throw me a frickin' bone here Hat

Description: Evil plans, sharks with lasers

Tags: 90s, austin powers, comedy, dr evil quote, evil

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