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Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage Hat

Description: This song still gets me so pumped

Tags: 80s hip hop, beastie, brooklyn, hip hop, ill communication

Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage Hat

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You have died from listening to RFK Jr. Hat

Description: Follow the Oregon Trail

Tags: computer game, florida, gamer, kennedy, measles

You have died from listening to RFK Jr. Hat

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Live!  World Tour 1988 - Enrico Pallazzo Hat

Description: Acclaimed Italian Opera Singer Famous Baseball Umpire

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, airplane, baseball, california

Live! World Tour 1988 - Enrico Pallazzo Hat

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I'm a dudeman Hat

Description: high quality meme

Tags: 67, adam sandler, brain rot, brainrot, dudeman

I'm a dudeman Hat

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I'm a dudeman! Hat
Tags: 67, adam sandler, brain rot, brainrot, dudeman

I'm a dudeman! Hat

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"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through" Hat

Description: Frank Drebin - Police Squad

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, airplane, blind man, blind man at an orgy
There's something in the way she moves Hat

Description: Top 5 favorite songs for me. (my rules)

Tags: abbey road, beatles art, beatles lyrics, george harrison, here comes the sun

There's something in the way she moves Hat

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The Cowboys make me drink Hat

Description: Playoffs?

Tags: cowboy, cowboys make me drink, dak prescott, dallas, dallas cowboys

The Cowboys make me drink Hat

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Yo, Leeroy Hat

Description: hold it now, hit it

Tags: brass monkey, brooklyn, hello nasty, hip hop, hold it now

Yo, Leeroy Hat

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Gotta keep it goin' keep it goin' full steam Hat

Description: Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean

Tags: 80s, 80s music, check your head, hello nasty, hip hop

Gotta keep it goin' keep it goin' full steam Hat

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See you in Valhalla - Kash Patel Hat

Description: I can't describe how funny this is to me. What made him think this was going to be the best thing to say? You know he wanted to sound so tough.

Tags: charlie kirk, democrat, fbi, gop, hell

See you in Valhalla - Kash Patel Hat

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It's Enrico Pallazzo Hat

Description: Umpire AND famous opera singer

Tags: 80s, airplane, baseball, comedy, enrico

It's Enrico Pallazzo Hat

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S.S. Minnow Island Charter -  modern vintage logo Hat

Description: Exotic Trips. Fearless Crew. Ask about our 3-hour tours

Tags: deserted island, charter, fish, fishing, 3 hour tour

S.S. Minnow Island Charter - modern vintage logo Hat

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SIX SEVEN Hat

Description: IYKYK Is this new new brainrot? Or is that dead and this the new new new thing

Tags: 6 7, basketball, gen alpha, gen alpha slang, gen z

SIX SEVEN Hat

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Robert Goulet Hat

Description: The Coconut Bangers Ball

Tags: anchorman, biggie, boats and hoes, goulet, hip hop

Robert Goulet Hat

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Suck My Wake - Uncle Roman Hat

Description: A nice jet boat from Uncle Roman to cruise around the lake

Tags: 80s movies, boat, boating, chet ripley, dan ackroyd

Suck My Wake - Uncle Roman Hat

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Quaid Army - Righteous Kill Hat

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, hot rod

Quaid Army - Righteous Kill Hat

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Later Quaids Hat

Description: (in Arnold voice)

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, brooklyn nine nine

Later Quaids Hat

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Cannot find the candle of thought to light your name Hat

Description: I seem to recognize your face, haunting, familiar, yet I can't seem to place it.

Tags: 90s rock, alive, better man, corduroy, daughter

Cannot find the candle of thought to light your name Hat

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Sushi Glory Hole Hat

Description: Instant SNL classic

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn nine nine, dick in a box, glory hole, hot rod

Sushi Glory Hole Hat

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Sushi Glory Hole Hat

Description: The Lonely Island does not miss

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn nine nine, dick in a box, finest girl, hot rod

Sushi Glory Hole Hat

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Laughing Clown Malt Liquor - vintage race team logo Hat

Description: The greatest race car sponsor of all time

Tags: boats and hoes, cal naughton jr, flint tropics, jackie moon, laughing clown

Laughing Clown Malt Liquor - vintage race team logo Hat

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Initech - TPS Report Manager (Office Space) Hat

Description: The TPS report manager is a very important job. You must ensure that cover pages on every TPS report.

Tags: milton, two chicks, michael bolton, office space, milton waddams

Initech - TPS Report Manager (Office Space) Hat

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Log Off & Touch Grass Hat

Description: One of the better things I've heard lately

Tags: brain rot, conservative, democrat, governor, internet

Log Off & Touch Grass Hat

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We are living in Idiocracy Hat

Description: I watched this again just recently, and it really does get eerie. You start to see how this could happen 500 years in the future. This message has been brought to you by BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator

Tags: america, anti trump, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes

We are living in Idiocracy Hat

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I'll see you in Valhalla Hat

Description: You know he thought he was going to sound so tough. Is this really the best thing this guy could come up with?

Tags: absurd, democrat, fbi, funny, hell

I'll see you in Valhalla Hat

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I'll see you in Valhalla Hat

Description: You know he thought he was going to sound so tough. Is this really the best thing this guy could come up with?

Tags: absurd, democrat, fbi, funny, hell

I'll see you in Valhalla Hat

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I don't mind stealin' bread from the mouths of decadence Hat

Description: Hits different these days

Tags: 90s, 90s rock, billionaire, daughter, decadence
If you hate something, don't you do it too Hat

Description: Restless soul, enjoy your youth

Tags: 90s, alive, concert, dissident, eddie vedder

If you hate something, don't you do it too Hat

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Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 Hat

Description: "He drives around all over the town, Toonces the Driving Cat!" The original design of this. All others copied mine unfortunately.

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, drivers license

Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 Hat

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I thought Idiocracy was supposed to be in the future Hat

Description: This message has been brought to you by BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator

Tags: america, anti trump, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes

I thought Idiocracy was supposed to be in the future Hat

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Now you're all in big, big trouble Hat

Description: Dodgeball at recess

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, blue duck, chlorophyll, chubbs

Now you're all in big, big trouble Hat

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I still call it The Sears Tower Hat

Description: It will always be. None of this Willis Tower stuff.

Tags: architecture, building, chicago bears, chicago bulls, chicago cubs

I still call it The Sears Tower Hat

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Me and da boys love Adrian's Barbershop Hat

Description: Mangos

Tags: 41, 67, barber, barber shop, barbershop

Me and da boys love Adrian's Barbershop Hat

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My water bottle is filled with the tears of my pickleball opponents Hat

Description: Extremely competitive

Tags: competition, dink, funny pickleball, opponent, paddle
J*b Hat

Description: A 4 letter word disguised as a 3 letter word

Tags: college, funny, gen alpha, gen z, get a job

J*b Hat

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