Hats

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Description: Speak your truth!

Description: We use freakin' 12-gauges "I told you, you're going to shoot like 50 of 'em"

Description: That feeling when you hear those first notes of the violin of Back That Ass Up and Juvenile says "Cash money records takin' over 9-9 and the 2000s"

Description: I solve problems 30 minutes away? Be there in 10. Since 1994

Description: Stay Woke? No, Stay Dead

Description: Now tell me whatchu gonna do

Description: The perfect Halloween costume.

Description: The perfect Halloween costume.

Description: There is a new dunk fraternity in Chicago. Chi Slama Jama.

Description: Classic.

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.

Description: I mean at least this person, aka the shirt wearer, is being honest.

Description: Zihuatanejo. It's a little place in Mexico on the Pacific Ocean. Do you know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific? They say it has no memory

Description: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy is probably the greatest recurring skit that I can remember. There are at least 15 classic moments that just came from that sketch. Turd Ferguson and his big hat being one of them.

Description: This Bushwood caddy t-shirt is such an 80's classic. Should they ever remake Caddyshack?

Description: Honestly, John Hughes wrote so many great movies. Not just the ones that immediately are top of mind, but random ones like Beethoven and Dennis the Menace that are all actually highly watchable.

Description: Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Description: Like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Description: The definition we all needed.

Description: The great fictional airline from the movie Wall Street. This is an original design take on that logo inspired by the actual logo you see on the plane during the movie.

Description: Gekko & Co. - legendary WallStreet firm Investments Manhattan, New York Est. 1969

Description: Permission to buzz the tower

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $100 Trebek.

Description: You wanna be 35% You got to be 65%

Description: I miss Stefon. His reviews had everything.

Description: I don't want a large Farva. I want a Liter of Cola

Description: I'd buy a katana sword from them please.

Description: What an incredible opening lyric. The GOAT.

Description: I just realized that Owen Wilson reacting to things like a sunset over a mountain lake, and just saying "wow", is kind of hilarious to me.

Description: Let the man have his catchphrase. Wowwww.