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If I'm not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: One of my favorite Ace Ventura lines. Funny for kids. Funny for dads. Funny for everyone.

Tags: ace ventura quote, ace ventura when nature calls, aspen, dumb and dumber, finkle
Nonsense Poopy Pants Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: One of my favorite Ace Ventura lines. Funny for kids. Funny for dads. Funny for everyone.

Tags: ace ventura quote, ace ventura when nature calls, aspen, dumb and dumber, finkle
Things just ain't the same for gangsters. Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Or so I've heard

Tags: 90s hip hop, california, chronic, compton, dre
Ain't no half steppin' Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Legendary MC.

Tags: 80s hip hop, 90s hip hop, aint no half steppin, golden age, hip hop
Diabeetus Wilford Brimley - 90's bootleg hip hop Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: There are occasionally designs that just come together in a stroke of genius. This is one of them. Bootleg vibes.

Tags: 80s, 90s, 90s hip hop, birthday, cocoon
I drive a Dodge Stratus! Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: One of the most underrated and kind of realistic SNL family dinner skits

Tags: 90s, anchorman, bill brasky, dad, dodge stratus
Santa Claus is Detective Crashmore Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I think when they revealed that Crashmore was actually played by Santa Claus is a top 5 hardest I've ever lauhged at a tv show moment.

Tags: 90s, bootleg, brians hat, christmas, corncob tv
I bet that slicks back real nice Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Sloppy steaks at Truffonis

Tags: baby of the year, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, dangerous nights crew
Lumon Industries - Since 1865 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Dystopian office humor at its best

Tags: adam scott, boss gift, breakroom, john turturro, live to work work to live
Slappin' da bass man Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Iconic.

Tags: ant man, bass, bass guitar, bassist, guitar
Glass house, white ferrari, live for new years, sloppy steaks at Truffoni's Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A big, rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
A big, rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it - sloppy steaks at Truffoni's Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I used to be a real piece of sh*t

Tags: bart harley jarvis, bones are their money, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
Lumon - the work is mysterious and important Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Macrodata refinement

Tags: adam scott, ben stiller, break room, eagan, john turturro
Lumon - Macrodata refinement Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Love this show

Tags: 1984, adam scott, ben stiller, dystopian, lumon
Jolliest bunch of as*holes this side of the nuthouse Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Might be the most legendary quote about Santa I can think of.

Tags: christmas, griswold family christmas, griswold, christmas vacation quote, jolliest bunch of assholes
Uncle Rico's QB Camp Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "I will teach you to throw a pigskin a quarter mile" -Uncle Rico Est. 1982

Tags: uncle rico, napolean dynamite quotes, 1982, tots, pigskin
"Get busy living, or get busy dying" - Andy Dufresne Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Zihuatanejo, Mexico

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, accountant, andy dufresne, brooks
Bodhi's Surf Shop - Bells Beach Australia - Since 1991 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Hey brah, I would definitely buy stuff from Bodhi. "If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price."

Tags: 90s, australia, bells beach, california, fbi
Ya Dingus Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Dr. Steve Brule is incredible

Tags: ya dingus, boats and hoes, dr steve brule, brules rules, john c reilly
Pete's Schweddy Balls Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "No one can resist my Schweddy Balls"

Tags: logo, 90s, schweddy balls funny, recipe, merry christmas
Livin' in a van down by the river - modern vintage design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker

Tags: matt foley, snl, saturday night live, down by the river, farley
Calmer Than You Are Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Calmer than you are dude

Tags: keep calm, anxiety, world of pain, the dude abides, mark it a zero
Paper Street Soap Company - vintage logo Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: All natural - Handmade Bradford Tyler Durden's favorite

Tags: fight club, 90s movie, 90s, project mayhem, edward norton
Hans & Franz - Pumping up since 1987 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "We want to pump you up"

Tags: fitness, austria, waynes world, bodybuilding, pump you up
Looking California, Feeling Minnesota. Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Incredible lyric. RIP Chris Cornell

Tags: looking california, 90s, lyrics, soundgarden, feelings
This is Howie Dewitt Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: This is how we do it

Tags: 90s, 90s music, funny, funny name, funny nametag
Salty Bitch - vintage logo Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: It just works.

Tags: salty meme, dont be a salty bitch, spill the tea, bitch, dont be a salty bitch parody
Prestige Worldwide - modern logo Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The guys at Prestige Worldwide have now become a "Huge Multinational Corp", and have updated their logo design to be super cool and modern. Don't worry they still make black leather gloves. Investors? Maybe you!

Tags: logo, multinational corp, boats and hoes, boating, will ferrell
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson Arizona - vintage design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Perfection

Tags: 60s, abbey road, arizona, beatles art, beatles lyrics
"Never skip chest day" - Chong Li Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Lets be honest, this dudes pecs are incredible. He never skips a bench press. In terms of 80's action movie villains, Chong Li has got to be top 5.

Tags: 80s, bench press, bloodsport, bodybuilding, jcvd
Enrico Pallazzo 1988 World Tour Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Acclaimed Italian Opera Singer Famous Baseball Umpire

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, airplane, baseball, california
The El Guapo Sweater Collection Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: El Guapo has plethora of sweaters. Now he will show you his collection.

Tags: chevy chase, cinco de mayo, dusty bottoms, el guapo, el guapo sweater
The El Guapo Sweater Collection Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: El Guapo has plethora of sweaters

Tags: chevy chase, cinco de mayo, company, dusty bottoms, el guapo sweater
That's a no from me Dawg Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Underused line from Randy Jackson

Tags: bass, dawg, dog, fergie and jesus, idol
The Dude Abides - vintage design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Such a simple mantra to live by. This is still in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

Tags: abides, bowler, bowling, calmer than you are, jeff bridges
Black Gallagher Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Underrated skit

Tags: black, black gallagher, chappelle show, chappelles show, charlie murphy

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