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Nothing for you whore - vintage santa Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Santa was a little more direct back in the day

Tags: bad santa, christmas, christmas party, dirty santa, funny christmas
Don't Stop Believin' Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Santa still means a lot to me

Tags: christmas, christmas party, dont stop believin, dont stop believin santa, dont stop believing
Dr. Jones Archaeology Since 1935 - Bedford, Connecticut Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Dr. Jones! Junior or Senior. Whoever. Legends.

Tags: archaeologist, archaeology, archeology, dr jones, fedora
Chester Copperpot - Legendary Treasure Hunter - Astoria, Oregon Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Never say die est. 1935

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, chester copperpot, chunk, data
Johnny Cash Live at Folsom State Prison 1968 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: California Department of Corrections January 13, 1968

Tags: 60s, blues, california, country, folsom prison blues
Sigma Grindset Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Grinding

Tags: alpha, bitcoin, business, crypto, entrepreneur
Certified Rizz Magnet Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Cute little kittens and rizz go hand in hand

Tags: brain rot, cat, cats, cute, cute animals
That wasn't very skibidi toilet of you Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Very sigma, beta, alpha, chad

Tags: brain rot, cash money, funny, high school, influencer
Your gyatt is looking a little skibidi Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Is that a good thing?

Tags: booty, funny, gen alpha, gen alpha slang, gyat
A film by Stanley Kubrick Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I think he might be the greatest filmmaker of all time.

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, barry lyndon, clockwork orange, director
I gave up. Drinking for the whole year. Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Periods matter.

Tags: alcohol, beer, college, drink, drunk
Patrick Bateman Vice President - Pierce & Pierce Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Mergers & Acquisitions New York, NY Patrick Bateman, a big fan of Huey Lewis and the news

Tags: 80s, accountant, american psycho, christian bale, finance
Rizz Master Level 1000 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Merry Christmas

Tags: animals, cat rizz, cats, cute, cute animals
Patrick Bateman, Vice President - Pierce & Pierce Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Mergers & Acquisitions New York, NY Patrick Bateman, a big fan of Huey Lewis and the news

Tags: 80s, accountant, american psycho, christian bale, finance
Pierce & Pierce - Mergers & Acquisitions - New York, NY Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Patrick Bateman, a big fan of Huey Lewis and the news

Tags: 80s, accountant, american psycho, christian bale, finance
Hey you guys! -  Sloth from Goonies Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The perfect mashup

Tags: 80s, autistic, chunk, goonies, goonies never say die
She makes me feel kind of funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Climbing the rope in gym or PE class. We all know that feeling. Don't we?

Tags: 90s, climb, climbing, dana carvey, dating
Johnny Cash live at Folsom State Prison - Vintage music design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: California Department of Corrections January 13, 1968

Tags: 60s, blues, california, country, folsom prison blues
Johnny Cash at Folsom State Prison - vintage design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: California Department of Corrections January 13, 1968

Tags: 60s, blues, california, country, folsom prison blues
Johnny Cash live in person at the Folsom State Prison - vintage Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: California Department of Corrections January 13, 1968

Tags: blues, california, country, folsom prison blues, folsom state prison
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Such great powerful lyrics from the man in black

Tags: blues, cash, close watch on this heart of mine, country, folsom
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Such great powerful lyrics

Tags: blues, cash, close watch on this heart of mine, country, folsom
I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly! Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Set him free! Desk pop allowed

Tags: cops, detective, gator, gator dont play, im a peacock
I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly! Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Set him free! Desk pop allowed

Tags: allen gamble, cops, detective, gator, gator dont play
Don't you forget about me Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: High school in the 80's

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, bender, detention, dont you forget about me
Bumblebee Tuna Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Shikaka

Tags: 90s, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, dumb and dumber, einhorn
Wawaweewa very nice Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: My wife very nice

Tags: america, borat voice, bruno, comedy, funny wife
Jim Garrison District Attorney - Since 1962 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Jim Garrison was the District Attorney of New Orleans, Louisiana from 1962 to 1973. He is best known for his investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy and the prosecution of Clay Shaw, a New Orleans businessman, for conspiracy to assassinate the President

Tags: 60s, attorney, clay shaw, district attorney, jfk
Borat Voice  -  My Wife Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: My wife very nice

Tags: america, borat voice, bruno, comedy, funny wife
I'm going to take a rizzler in my skibidi toilet Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Finally a correct usage of these brain rot social media viral influencer words

Tags: bathroom humor, brain rot, crap, influencer, meme
I like me - candy corn looking in the mirror Crewneck Sweatshirt
Tags: affirmation, candy, confidence, corn, cute
It's the principalities - Big Worm Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: ESTD 1995 Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions Big Worm had some wisdom for a drug dealer selling out of an ice cream truck.

Tags: 90s, big perm, big worm ice cream, chris tucker, compton
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions - Big Worm Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: ESTD 1995 Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions Big Worm had some wisdom for a drug dealer selling out of an ice cream truck.

Tags: big perm, big worm ice cream, chris tucker, compton, deebo
Breathe if you hate the Eagles Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Or blink

Tags: bird gang, eagles suck, fly eagles fly, football, giants
F*ck it, No Yin.  Going to go Full Yang. Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: No yin at all.

Tags: balance, chinese, consequences, daoism, full yang
Schmitt's Gay Beer - vintage SNL Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay, reach for a Schmitt's One of the funniest SNL fake tv commercials of all time.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, beer, beer commercial, bud light

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