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Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "He drives around all over the town, Toonces the Driving Cat!" The original design of this. All others copied mine unfortunately.

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, drivers license
I thought Idiocracy was supposed to be in the future Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: This message has been brought to you by BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator

Tags: america, anti trump, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes
Now you're all in big, big trouble Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Dodgeball at recess

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, blue duck, chlorophyll, chubbs
I still call it The Sears Tower Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: It will always be. None of this Willis Tower stuff.

Tags: architecture, building, chicago bears, chicago bulls, chicago cubs
Me and da boys love Adrian's Barbershop Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Mangos

Tags: 41, 67, barber, barber shop, barbershop
My water bottle is filled with the tears of my pickleball opponents Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Extremely competitive

Tags: competition, dink, funny pickleball, opponent, paddle
J*b Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A 4 letter word disguised as a 3 letter word

Tags: college, funny, gen alpha, gen z, get a job
yeah I'm trans.  Transporting this beer to my mouth Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: in transit

Tags: college, conservative, democrat, drinking, fraternity
Sh*wer Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Kind of like J*b

Tags: 67, funny, gen alpha, gen alpha slang, gen z
Herbie John Hancock Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I bet you didn't know that

Tags: 90s movies, callahan, callahan auto parts, college, david spade
Herbie John Hancock Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I bet you didn't know that

Tags: callahan, callahan auto parts, college, david spade, exam
Da Burbs Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A certain suburb of Chicago

Tags: chicago bears, chicago bulls, chicago white sox, cubs, da bears
I still call if The Sears Tower Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: It will always be. None of this Willis Tower stuff.

Tags: architecture, building, chicago, chicago bears, chicago bulls
Blink if you hate the packers Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Monsters of the midway. Legends. Ready to dominate the league. Okay, I hope so, but regardless this t-shirt is hilarious and awesome.

Tags: 85 bears, bear down, bears, caleb williams, chicago
From now on I will be referring to titties as "them thangs" Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Let me see them thangs I like how them thangs hangin' Them thangs be thangin'

Tags: big boobs, boobs funny, boobs make me happy, breasts, funny
Squints & Smalls & Ham & Benny & Yeah Yeah. Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Greatest baseball movie of all time.

Tags: baseball, baseball player, benny, dodgers, los angeles dodgers
Spy Services of Emmett Fitz-Hume GLG-20 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Spies Like Us is an underrated classic comedy of the 80’s. GLG-20 approved.

Tags: 80s, blues brothers, chevy chase, cia, clark griswold
Emmett Fitz-Hume GLG-20 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The greatest spy in American history

Tags: 80s movie, chevy chase, cia, clark griswold, dan ackroyd
Suck my Wake Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A nice jet boat from Uncle Roman to cruise around the lake

Tags: 80s movies, boat, boating, chet ripley, chicago
Freak of the week Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: and I played her like a game of blackjack

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, blackjack, domino, freak of the week
Diabolical Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Always in the internet comment sections...

Tags: 67, comments, content creator, devil, evil
Nino Brown Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: New Jack City's Nino Brown. Harlem legend.

Tags: black, cash money, cash money brothers, cmb, drug dealer
Stop saying "diabolical" in the comments Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: something something is ....diabolical

Tags: awful, bad, crash out, evil, gen z
Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: So many great lines in Wedding Crashers

Tags: baltimore, baltimore ravens, christopher walken, crab cakes, east coast
41 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: IYKYK Is this new new brainrot? Or is that dead and this the new new new thing

Tags: 6 7, basketball, chicago, forty one, gen alpha
MAGA LISA Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Oh Mona Lisa why such smokey eyes and plump lips, fake tan, and botox?

Tags: america, billionaire, botox, fake tan, filler
Continue? Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Game over

Tags: 80s arcade, arcade, continue, game over, gamer
Well la di frickin' da Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Motivational wisdom

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chicago, comedy
"Ask. not what your country can do for you, ask what my nephew's f*cking problem is." Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Seriously what happened to microwave Mel Gibson? Was it the brain eating worm, the steroids, the blue stuff he drinks, the tanning beds, the 12 year heroin addiction?

Tags: cdc, democrat, health, jfk, john f kennedy
Microwaved Mel Gibson Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Not sure how anyone can believe that this guy is a good idea

Tags: america, cdc, congress, jfk, kennedy
Dog Show Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: (snare drum) DOG SHOW!

Tags: 50th birthday, 90s, ana gasteyer, animals, dogs
Hunky Specs D.O.G. Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I love Detroiters possibly more than any other show that has existed for only seasons.

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, cramblin duvet, dan flashes, detroit
Hunky Specs Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I love Detroiters possibly more than any other show that has existed for only seasons.

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, cramblin duvet, dan flashes, detroit
Hello my name is Irwin M. Fletcher Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Chevy Chase most iconic character?

Tags: 80s, ball bearings, boyd aviation, caddyshack, chevy chase
Trash rules everything around me Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: TREAM

Tags: animal, cash, cream, cute, cute animals
Boats N' Hoes 2028 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A vote for what unites us.

Tags: boat, boats n hoes, brennan huff, dale doback, election

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