Crewneck Sweatshirts

Description: Applesauce B*tch

Description: The best.

Description: kind of perfect.

Description: Seriously people.

Description: Hibernate for the rest of 2020. Just stop everything Completely knock yourself out Wake up in 2021

Description: Lets face it, Elf is the perfect Christmas movie.

Description: You know Santa loves the Ho's

Description: Kinda true.

Description: This place has everything: A crematorium, a dildo shop, Rudy Giuliani

Description: Definition: To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.

Description: Great Success!

Description: Smokey is a legend. Such a classic movie.

Description: Cousin Eddie, Uncle Eddie, just plain old Eddie...doesn't matter...best character in a Christmas movie period.

Description: Certified freak 1 day a week, okay just 1 day a year.

Description: Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage

Description: These Ho Ho Ho's Out There

Description: Every now and then, I drop this into conversation, and I get either a weird look or we stare at each other repeating Zoo Wee Mama over and over again.

Description: The greatest cringe-worthy episode of the entire series. Some people can't watch it, but I love it for some reason.

Description: The perfect mashup of Prestige Worldwide and Christmas. Santa loves him some Boats and Ho's

Description: Kind of the best saying when you think about it.

Description: The best philosophy courtesy of Carl Spackler. Est. 1980

Description: Loded Diper is the future.

Description: A very important new verse

Description: For-ev-er

Description: Out in the middle of nowhere

Description: One day I hope to see a dog van with big floppy ears driving down the street.

Description: The perfect combination. I miss this place.

Description: 100% pure adrenaline Est. 1991

Description: and beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano.

Description: Is 2020 the year that this saying becomes normalized?

Description: Any rating of 2020 that isn't at least a paragraph long about all of the crazy shit that has happened this year, is not actually a proper review. Definitely not recommended.

Description: Simple. Bold. Hilarious. Perfect Step Brothers t-shirt.

Description: Had to do it.

Description: say it with your chest

Description: The perfect comeback to any idiot going on a rant.