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Some people call me the Space Cowboy Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Some call me the gangster of love

Tags: rock, moon, 70s, space, gangster of love
Take me to bed or lose me forever Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Show me the way home honey

Tags: maverick, navy, jesters dead, 80s, buzz the tower
Mock (yeah) ing (yeah) Bird (yeah) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The perfect shirt for your road trip when you need to be annoying and sing this song in the face of the person sitting in the middle seat.

Tags: ace ventura, lloyd christmas, harry and lloyd, mockingbird, mutt cutts
Coffee - the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Kicking and Screaming is a completely underrated kids movie starring Will Ferrell and Mike Ditka. When Da Coach introduces Will Ferrell to coffee for the first time he says, "coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions". The greatest coffee quote of all time.

Tags: ditka, big cat, i love coffee, espresso, champion
Live every day like it's Taco Tuesday Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The only way to live.

Tags: taco lover, lebron james, live love laugh, pizza, tacos
I survived the rise of Vigo the Carpathian Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: New York City 1989

Tags: stantz, slimer, survived, bill murray, new york
I survived the coming of Gozer the Gozerian - vintage Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Are you a god? No Then die! I'd like to know a little more about Gozer the Gozerian

Tags: marshmallow man, stay puft, 80s, new york, bill murray
Puft Daddy Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Puff Daddy + Stay Puft Marshmallow Man = Puft Daddy

Tags: biggie, stay puft, marshmallow man, puff daddy, new york
You motorboatin' son of a bitch Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Pontoons = party in slow motion

Tags: boat, pontoon captain, pontoon, dad, captain
I wanna talk to Samson Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Fly me to the moon

Tags: stoner, high, marijuana, weed, chappelle
Look at me - I'm the captain now Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Never gets old

Tags: meme, funny, boating, captain phillips, pontoon
No One Can Resist My Schweddy Balls Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Pete's Schwede Christmas Balls

Tags: christmas balls, christmas, funny, recipe, npr
Wookin' pa nub in all da wong paces Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Wookin pa nub

Tags: axel foley, black, mister rogers, beverly hills cop, gumby
Sheeeeeiiiiittt Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Still the best quote from The Wire

Tags: wee bey, stringer bell, avon barksdale, senator, politics
This is the way - lake life Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Somehow this just fits

Tags: national park, forest, dock, retire, mandalorian
Standard Oil - vintage logo Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Great vintage logo design

Tags: 50s, antique, oil, texas, gas station
Debbie Downer Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Still one of the greatest sketches of all time.

Tags: snl, family, jimmy fallon, horatio sanz, rachel dratch
Walley World - modern logo Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A reimagined version of the classic Family fun park logo, Walley World

Tags: john candy, logo, wally world, sorry folks parks closed, cousin eddie
Bismo Funyuns Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl

Tags: names, key and peele, mcringleberry, hingle, bismo
Hold Me Closer Tony Danza Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Count the headlights on the highway

Tags: la lady, misheard lyrics, 70s, piano, dancer
Debbie Downer Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Still a classic skit.

Tags: jimmy fallon, horatio sanz, rachel dratch, comedy, snl
Never get high on your own supply Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal It's rules to this sh*t, I wrote me a manual A step-by-step booklet for you to get Your game on track, not your wig pushed back

Tags: 10 crack commandments, 420, weed, biggie, notorious big
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Well here's a jimmy joke about your momma that you might not like...

Tags: rap, west coast, death row, hip hop, snoop dogg
Been in this shit since '92 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Look at the all the bulls*t I've been through

Tags: bullshit, 1992, biggie smalls, notorious big, lyrics
Little Nero's Pizza - Vintage logo Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: No fiddlin' around! I bet that pizza was good. Keep the change you filthy animal

Tags: buzz, chicago, dominos, filthy animal, home alone movie
Would an idiot do that? Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "Before I do anything I ask myself, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Incredible common sense from Dwight Schrute

Tags: bears beets battlestar galactica, dunder mifflin, dwight, dwight schrute, idiot
I got my big boy pants on Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on."

Tags: big boy pants, yankees, the other guys, detective, mark wahlberg
I Wanna Be a Ho by Velvet Jones Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A great book by the Velvet Jones School of Technology

Tags: saturday night live, thots, instagram, beverly hills cop, axel foley
Respect the drip, Karen Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: C'mon Karen, you have to know some drip when you see it.

Tags: karen, cookout, fashion, white people, 90s vintage clothing
Blue Steel Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: One Look? Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, Magnum

Tags: step brothers, derek zoolander, mugatu, will ferrell, center for ants
You Can't Triple Stamp A Double Stamp Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: You're it. You're it, quitsies! Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies! You can't do that! Can too! Cannot, stamp it! Can too, double stamp it, no erasies! Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true. No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!

Tags: harry, lloyd christmas, jeff daniels, jim carrey, aspen colorado
Sandwiches Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Joey's favorite food

Tags: joey tribbiani, food, soviet union, smelly, joey
Besties Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Did we just become best friends?

Tags: logo, friends, amigos, joey, 90s
Lincoln Hawk Trucking Co. Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: lincoln hawk trucking, trucking, boxing, wrestle, movie
Ya Dingus - Dr. Steve Brule Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Dr. Steve Brule is incredible

Tags: check it out, will ferrell, dr steve brule, ya dingus, good job
I'm actually in my forties Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: we all know who this might be right for

Tags: 30 birthday, 30th, 90s, birthday, comic

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