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Living the dream Bag

Description: Pablo

Tags: basketball, dream, funny, happiness, hip hop
Samuel Jackson Good Motherf*ckin' Beer Bag

Description: It'll get ya drunk!

Tags: ipa, red sox, boston, chappelle, dave chappelle
My Maserati does 185 Bag

Description: I lost my license, now I don't drive

Tags: 185, 70s rock, car, drivers license, ferrari
Stop being such a Sigma Rizzler Bag

Description: When your rizz is level 1000

Tags: back to school, grade school, high school, middle school, ohio
CHODE Jeans - They're jeans for a chode Bag

Description: 54" waist, 10" length Made in the USA

Tags: baby of the year, brians hat, calico cut pants, chode jeans, chunky
Chode Jeans - they're jeans for a chode Bag

Description: 54" waist, 10" length Made in the USA

Tags: baby of the year, brians hat, calico cut pants, chode jeans, chunky
Allow me to reintroduce myself Bag

Description: My name is Hov! H to the OV

Tags: 444, allow me to reintroduce myself, blueprint, brooklyn, chappelle
Tenderoni Bag

Description: 80s and 90s slang A roni

Tags: 80s, 80s hip hop, 90s, 90s hip hop, black
AB Alpha Beta 1984 - vintage fraternity Revenge of the Nerds Bag

Description: Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. NERDS! FRATS! OGRE!

Tags: college, 80s movies, 80s, omega mu, frat
Kick his ass Seabass Bag

Description: Seabass said that?

Tags: 69, 90s, ace ventura, aspen, dumb and dumber quote
Kinda hot in these rhinos Bag

Description: My favorite scene in any of the Ace Ventura movies

Tags: 90s, ace ventura quotes, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, comedy
Dr. Evil - "my childhood was typical..." Bag

Description: Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really.

Tags: 90s, austin powers, doctor evil, evil, frickin idiots
Harry & Lloyd - Put out the Vibe Bag

Description: Vibe legends.

Tags: aspen, dumb dumber, harry, harry and lloyd, i got worms
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, and stars fill my dream Bag

Description: One of my favorite opening lyrics of any song

Tags: zeppelin, sunset, going to california, sun, vintage
Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute Bag

Description: I do what I can because I'm Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute Underrated classic vintage skit

Tags: blues brothers, coneheads, dan akroyd, dan aykroyd, fred garvin
It's April in the D Bag

Description: 3 leagues 1 dream baseball, basketball, hockey

Tags: april in the d, corncob tv, cramblin duvet, de2roit, detroit lions
Kevin's Famous Chili - The Office Bag

Description: "It's probably the thing I do best". Possibly the greatest 1 minute opening scene in the show's history, maybe of any show. "people are going to get to know each other in the pot"

Tags: scotts tots, rabies fun run, office, pam, jim halpert
Ahoy Polloi Bag

Description: Hoi polloi is a term for the common folk. Spaulding throws out one of the most legendary snobby, country club burns with his "ahoy polloi" line.

Tags: ahoy polloi, boating, bushwood, chevy chase, christmas vacation
De2roit Bag

Description: Detroit. But the 2 is the T. Comedy legends.

Tags: april in the d, coffin flop, corncob tv, cramblin duvet, dan flashes
Ahoy Polloi Bag

Description: Hoi polloi is a term for the common folk. Spaulding throws out one of the most legendary snobby, country club burns with his "ahoy polloi" line.

Tags: ahoy polloi, boating, bushwood, chevy chase, christmas vacation
Eat your damn oatmeal Bag

Description: Legend.

Tags: grandpa, 80s tv show, diabeetus, wilford brimley line, oatmeal
In my life, I love you more Bag

Description: Classic.

Tags: beatles art, i love you, in my life, valentines day, love
I got that dog in me Bag

Description: Legendary hot dog.

Tags: 4th of july, bbq, costco hot dog, dog, food
Get me on the court and I'm trouble. Last week... Bag

Description: Today was a good day.

Tags: 90s hip hop, basketball, california, compton, dr dre
Where be your nutcracker? Bag

Description: All time rewatchable ITYSL skit. King of the tuk tuk sound. Just make sure the gazpacho is not boiling hot.

Tags: brians hat, coffin flop, colgate comedy hour, corncob tv, dan flashes
No barking from the dog, No Smog, and mama cooked a breakfast with no hog Bag

Description: I was glad everything had worked out

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, bacon, california, compton
Here we fucking go again... I mean, good morning Bag

Description: We've all been there

Tags: breakfast, colorado, espresso, fuck, funny
Vaughn & Taylor & Dorn & Hayes & Cerrano. Bag

Description: Ricky Vaughn, Jake Taylor, Roger Dorn, Willie Mays Hayes, and Pedro Cerrano. The perfect baseball movie with the perfect names design.

Tags: baseball, baseball movie, california penal league, cerrano, charlie sheen
Lebowski '24 Bag

Description: Vote for the dude in 2024

Tags: 2024, america, big lebowski, bowling, election
Get in Loser - we're going to die of dysentery Bag

Description: Legendary game. I would play this again in a heartbeat.

Tags: 80s, 90s, computer, computer games, developer
Where be your nutcracker? Bag

Description: All time rewatchable ITYSL skit. King of the tuk tuk sound. Just make sure the gazpacho is not boiling hot.

Tags: brians hat, coffin flop, colgate comedy hour, corncob tv, dan flashes
No barking from the dog, no smog, and mama cooked a breakfast with no hog Bag

Description: I was glad everything had worked out

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, california, compton, dr dre
If you ain't first you're last - Ricky Bobby Bag

Description: Talladega Nights has always been a funny movie, but for whatever reason, I think it's become very rewatchable.

Tags: cal naughton, dont you put that evil on me, formula 1, halloween, i piss excellence
We're here to fuck shit up Bag

Description: When Dale Doback and Brennan Huff show up in tuxedos, you immediately hire them, no questions asked. Black leather gloves, security, investments - all part of the Prestige Worldwide experience.

Tags: anchorman, boats, boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer, doback huff 2020
I Piss Excellence Bag

Description: You don't drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart.

Tags: cal naughton, comedy, formula 1, formula one, i piss excellence
I piss excellence Bag

Description: You don't drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart.

Tags: cal naughton, comedy, formula 1, formula one, i piss excellence

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