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I keep a close watch on this heart of mine Bag

Description: Such great powerful lyrics from the man in black

Tags: blues, cash, close watch on this heart of mine, country, folsom
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine Bag

Description: Such great powerful lyrics

Tags: blues, cash, close watch on this heart of mine, country, folsom
I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly! Bag

Description: Set him free! Desk pop allowed

Tags: allen gamble, cops, detective, gator, gator dont play
Don't you forget about me Bag

Description: High school in the 80's

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, bender, detention, dont you forget about me
Bumblebee Tuna Bag

Description: Shikaka

Tags: 90s, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, dumb and dumber, einhorn
Wawaweewa very nice Bag

Description: My wife very nice

Tags: america, borat voice, bruno, comedy, funny wife
Jim Garrison District Attorney - Since 1962 Bag

Description: Jim Garrison was the District Attorney of New Orleans, Louisiana from 1962 to 1973. He is best known for his investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy and the prosecution of Clay Shaw, a New Orleans businessman, for conspiracy to assassinate the President

Tags: 60s, attorney, clay shaw, district attorney, jfk
Borat Voice  -  My Wife Bag

Description: My wife very nice

Tags: america, borat voice, bruno, comedy, funny wife
I'm going to take a rizzler in my skibidi toilet Bag

Description: Finally a correct usage of these brain rot social media viral influencer words

Tags: bathroom humor, brain rot, crap, influencer, meme
I like me - candy corn looking in the mirror Bag
Tags: affirmation, candy, confidence, corn, cute
It's the principalities - Big Worm Bag

Description: ESTD 1995 Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions Big Worm had some wisdom for a drug dealer selling out of an ice cream truck.

Tags: 90s, big perm, big worm ice cream, chris tucker, compton
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions - Big Worm Bag

Description: ESTD 1995 Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions Big Worm had some wisdom for a drug dealer selling out of an ice cream truck.

Tags: big perm, big worm ice cream, chris tucker, compton, deebo
Breathe if you hate the Eagles Bag

Description: Or blink

Tags: bird gang, eagles suck, fly eagles fly, football, giants
F*ck it, No Yin.  Going to go Full Yang. Bag

Description: No yin at all.

Tags: balance, chinese, consequences, daoism, full yang
Fuck it, No Yin Bag

Description: No yin at all.

Tags: balance, consequences, daoism, eastern, full yang
Larboard Oaks Mansion - Ghost Tour Bag

Description: Adults only tour after 10pm You can say whatever the hell you want!

Tags: bones are their money, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
Larboard Oaks Mansion Ghost Tour Bag

Description: Adults only tour after 10pm You can say whatever the hell you want!

Tags: bones are their money, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
The Wedge - Newport Beach, CA Bag

Description: The Wedge is located at the intersection of the beach and the man-made jetty that forms the breakwater on the western side of Newport harbor entrance. When a south or south/southwest swell is running in the right size and direction, the Wedge can produce waves up to 30 feet (9.1 m) high.

Tags: bells beach, california, hawaii, huntington beach, jaws
Pipeline - Oahu, Hawaii Bag

Description: This wave is considered one of the heaviest in the world, and is located on the island where modern surfing was developed

Tags: australia, bells beach, big wave, bodhi, hawaii
I like them real, thick and sprucy Bag

Description: Kind of sounds like the perfect Christmas tree if you ask me

Tags: christmas, christmas lights, christmas tree, christmas vacation, funny xmas
Never Settle - funny thanksgiving Bag

Description: The Pilgrims, also known as the Pilgrim Fathers, were the English settlers who travelled to North America on the ship Mayflower and established the Plymouth Colony in Plymouth, Massachusetts

Tags: american history, england, family, football, happy thanksgiving
Going to go Full Yang Bag

Description: No yin at all.

Tags: balance, consequences, daoism, eastern, full yang
Throat Goat Bag

Description: Just repeating what I heard

Tags: bj, blow job, first lady, goat, head
Walken in a winter wonderland Bag

Description: I have now designed the perfect Christmas shirt or sweater

Tags: actor, christmas, christmas humor, christopher walken, deer hunter
Strickland Propane & propane accessories - Arlen, Texas Bag

Description: A modern take on the King of the Hill classic

Tags: bbq, bobby hill, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes
There's nothing you can do that can't be done Bag

Description: My favorite opening lyric of all time. All you need is love

Tags: abbey road, all you need is love, beatles art, beatles lyrics, here comes the sun
This Thanksgiving, let's talk about politics! Bag

Description: The perfect discussion topic for any family gathering. It's sure to get aunts, uncles, cousins, parents, all in a literal battle royale.

Tags: democrat, family, football, funny family, funny thanksgiving
I like it moist - thanksgiving turkey Bag

Description: I mean, it IS true

Tags: drumstick, football, funny thanksgiving, funny turkey, happy thanksgiving
Snow's Out , Ho's Out Bag

Description: When snow comes, them ho ho ho's come a ringing

Tags: christmas, christmas party, elf, funny christmas, funny santa claus
Adams Atoms - Revenge of the Nerds vintage logo Bag

Description: Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. NERDS! FRATS! OGRE!

Tags: adams atoms, 80s, college, 80s movies, adams college
Never skip leg day Bag

Description: A perfect funny Thanksgiving shirt if you love weightlifting and eating massive amounts of turkey

Tags: bodybuilding, family, gym, happy thanksgiving, leg day
I like it Moist - Thanksgiving Turkey Bag

Description: I mean, it IS true

Tags: drumstick, football, funny thanksgiving, funny turkey, happy thanksgiving
Ja Morant - 90's bootleg design Bag

Description: Ja Wick

Tags: 12, 90s bootleg, basketball, basketball player, graphic
Mayor of Titty City - USA Bag

Description: President and mayor of Boats and hoes

Tags: 4th of july, america, boats and hoes, boats n hoes, boobs
Scrooge & Marley Counting House London - Est. 1843 - vintage logo Bag

Description: Probably pretty good at their job if I'm being honest.

Tags: cheap, charles dickens, ebenezer scrooge, christmas, finance
That's High Praise - Nicolas Cage Bag

Description: Or Andy Samberg as Nicolas Cage

Tags: actor, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, cage

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