Album: Fake Company Logos

Description: Pyramid Mines, owned and operated by Federal Colonies, stopped operating in 2084 once they discovered ancient alien technology on Mars. That's a little over 40 years from now. Seems weirdly plausible.

Description: 26 Queens Blvd. Queens, NY Next to the suite nite club 212-555-HAIR

Description: I would drink this

Description: Top 5 greatest tv shows of all time? I feel like Lost is kind of forgotten these days. It needs a resurgence, or even, dare I say, a streaming remake?

Description: Hey brah, I would definitely buy stuff from Bodhi. "If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price."

Description: Be the ball. Nananana

Description: There's always money in the banana stand.

Description: Billy Hoyle and Sidney Dean legendary street ballers.

Description: "Nothin' but the best!"

Description: "Nothin' but the best!"

Description: "It rubs the lotions on its skin, or else it gets the hose again"

Description: Punxsutawney, PA Ask for Ned "The Head"

Description: Punxsutawney, PA Ask for Ned "The Head" Ryerson!

Description: "Let's blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat!" Lake Potowotominimac

Description: The guys at Prestige Worldwide have now become a "Huge Multinational Corp", and have updated their logo design to be super cool and modern. Don't worry they still make black leather gloves. Investors? Maybe you!

Description: Hey brah, I would definitely buy stuff from Bodhi. "If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price."

Description: "Let's blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat!" Lake Potowotominimac

Description: There's always money in the banana stand.

Description: I'd watch this show

Description: Uncle Roman has a good investment for ya

Description: Uncle Roman has a good investment for ya

Description: 26 Queens Blvd. Queens, NY Next to the suite nite club 212-555-HAIR

Description: "Don't be evil" A Cyberdyne Systems Corporation.

Description: Weapon Systems Development Division

Description: A great place to learn the art of the meltdown from The Baumer himself. 375th St. Y

Description: Visalia, California Jack Burton, a cocky, wise-cracking truck driver who gets involved in an ancient battle between Good and Evil when he makes a delivery to Chinatown.

Description: Andy Dufresne - Shawshank State Prison legend, in-house tax accountant and estate planner to the guards

Description: Ahoy, I'm a sailor.

Description: Asst. Greenskeeper Vermint Removal Looper

Description: Sunday at 8pm on UHF Channel 62

Description: "I owe it all to little chocolate donuts"

Description: "I owe it all to little chocolate donuts"

Description: Maybe the best fake commercial of all time

Description: Lesbian nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs. All this week on Town Talk! UHF is hands down one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. It does not get talked about enough. Wheel of fish, Stanley's Clubhouse, Spatula City, drinking from the firehose...classics!

Description: Lake Winnipesaukee, NH Ahoy, I'm a sailor.