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Hit us in the tittus T-Shirt

Description: Deep cut inside Quaid Army joke Lonely Island Pod + Andy Samberg catchphrase + Total Recall reference

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, captain holt, hit us in the tittus, hit us in the titus
Dog Show with Miss Colleen & Mr. David Larry T-Shirt

Description: (snare drum) DOG SHOW!

Tags: 50th birthday, 90s, ana gasteyer, animals, dogs
Robert Goulet T-Shirt

Description: The Coconut Bangers Ball

Tags: anchorman, biggie, boats and hoes, goulet, hip hop
Quaid Army - Righteous Kill T-Shirt

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, hot rod
Later Quaids T-Shirt

Description: (in Arnold voice)

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, brooklyn nine nine
Sushi Glory Hole T-Shirt

Description: Instant SNL classic

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn nine nine, dick in a box, glory hole, hot rod
Sushi Glory Hole T-Shirt

Description: The Lonely Island does not miss

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn nine nine, dick in a box, finest girl, hot rod
Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 T-Shirt

Description: "He drives around all over the town, Toonces the Driving Cat!" The original design of this. All others copied mine unfortunately.

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, drivers license
Dog Show T-Shirt

Description: (snare drum) DOG SHOW!

Tags: 50th birthday, 90s, ana gasteyer, animals, dogs
Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 T-Shirt

Description: "He drives around all over the town, he's Toonces the Driving Cat!"

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, driving
Velvet Jones School of Technology T-Shirt

Description: I wanna be a ho.

Tags: akeem, america, arsenio hall, eddie murphy, mcdowells
Blizzard Man - what it do T-Shirt

Description: What it do

Tags: 1995, 90s, blizzard man, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine
Blizzard Man T-Shirt

Description: What it do

Tags: rapper, lonely island, dick in a box, brooklyn 99, rap
Toonces Look Out!!! T-Shirt

Description: "He drives around all over the town, he's Toonces the Driving Cat!"

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, driving
Doug, Doogie, Douglass, Dooglass T-Shirt

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn 99, doogie, doug, douglass
Hey Quaid, got any smints? T-Shirt

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, hot rod
Quaid Army - Righteous Kill T-Shirt

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, hot rod
Quaid Army T-Shirt

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, hot rod
Quaid Army - Righteous Kill! T-Shirt

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, hot rod
Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 T-Shirt

Description: "He drives around all over the town, Toonces the Driving Cat!" The original design of this. All others copied mine unfortunately.

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, drivers license
CouplaBeers T-Shirt

Description: Fast acting Self-medicating

Tags: anxiety, beer, comedy, commercial, couple of beers
CouplaBeers T-Shirt

Description: Fast acting 6% Ethyl Hydroxyethane Self-medicating

Tags: anxiety, beer, comedy, commercial, couplabeers
Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute T-Shirt

Description: I do what I can because I'm Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute Underrated classic vintage skit

Tags: blues brothers, coneheads, dan akroyd, dan aykroyd, fred garvin
The Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 T-Shirt

Description: "He drives around all over the town, he's Toonces the Driving Cat!"

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, driving
and I'm Dooneese T-Shirt

Description: One of her best characters.

Tags: doonese, bridesmaid, funny, gilly, kate mckinnon
Do you know a fella by the name of Bill Brasky? T-Shirt

Description: Great guy.

Tags: bar, beer, brasky, comedy, dad
Jane, you ignorant slut T-Shirt

Description: classic line

Tags: bill murray, chevy chase, comedy, dan aykroyd, ignorant
Do you know a fella by the name of Bill Brasky? T-Shirt

Description: Great guy.

Tags: alec baldwin, bar, beer, brasky, comedy
LASER CATS T-Shirt

Description: Iconic

Tags: andy samberg, bill hader, brooklyn nine nine, captain holt, cats
and now Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey T-Shirt

Description: ...and now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. (in that great voice) Free dummy. SNL classic

Tags: celebrity jeopardy, colon blow, comedy, dana carvey, free dummy
ewwhaatareudooinghere?  The Californians T-Shirt

Description: What are you doing here Devin? A Top 10 all time SNL recurring skit. Honestly, go and re-watch it. It's incredibly funny. Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen, Keenan, and other cameos.

Tags: 90s bootleg, bill hader, california, californian, fred armisen
Laser Cats T-Shirt

Description: Easily deserving of the criterion collection

Tags: andy samberg, bill hader, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, cats
SHY RONNIE T-Shirt

Description: Like fire & ice takin' over the whole world! This song was a jam. Absolute classic digital short

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn 99, dear sister, im on a boat, jack sparrow
Introverted, but willing to discuss vintage SNL skits. T-Shirt

Description: Vintage SNL skits are an entire internet culture

Tags: andy samberg, chevy chase, comedy, dan ackroyd, dana carvey
Virgania Horsen's Pony Express T-Shirt

Description: Forgotten, but hilarious character

Tags: 2000s, andy samberg, bridesmaids, brooklyn nine nine, comedy
Keyrock The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer T-Shirt

Description: Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

Tags: 90s, caveman, funny lawyer, future lawyer, im a lawyer

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