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We elves try to stick to the four main food groups:  Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corns, and Syrup. T-Shirt

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, cotton headed ninny muggins, elf
I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR. T-Shirt

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy the elf, christmas movie, christmas, elf, cotton headed ninny muggins
It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture. T-Shirt

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, cotton headed ninny muggins
Bruce Dickinson's More Cowbell Record Co. - modern vintage logo T-Shirt

Description: Est. 1976 "I put my pants on one leg at a time, except once my pants are on I make gold records." - Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson

Tags: logo, classic rock, saturday night live, behind the music, jimmy fallon
Bruce Dickinson - Producer of Gold Records T-Shirt

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer Bruce Dickinson. He puts his pants on one leg at a time, but after his pants are on, he makes gold records. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Tags: behind music, bruce dickinson, vintage, will ferrell, christopher walken
I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. T-Shirt

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer and maker of gold records - Bruce Dickinson. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Tags: blue oyster cult, cowbell, i got a fever, christopher walken, music
Doback & Huff '24 - for president T-Shirt

Description: Like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Tags: songbird, political, president, vote, prestige worldwide
Le tits now T-Shirt

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $100 Trebek.

Tags: over sized hat, saturday night live, jeopardy, let it snow, alex trebek
We're Here to F*ck Sh*t Up - Step Brothers T-Shirt

Description: When Dale Doback and Brennan Huff show up in tuxedos, you immediately hire them, no questions asked. Black leather gloves, security, investments - all part of the Prestige Worldwide experience.

Tags: boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer, job interview, john c reilly, prestige worldwide
Mer-man - Derek Zoolander T-Shirt

Description: Mer-Man!!!!

Tags: merman, derelicte, male model, fashion, hansel
Mugatu logo - So Hot Right Now T-Shirt

Description: Est. 2001 The makers of legendary collections such as Derelicte, It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique

Tags: owen wilson, hansel, so hot right now, will ferrell, zoolander
Mugatu Clothing Co. T-Shirt

Description: Est. 2001 The makers of legendary collections such as Derelicte, It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique

Tags: zoolander, blue steel, derek zoolander, orange mocha, new york
Mugatu T-Shirt

Description: The pinnacle of fashion.

Tags: merman, derek zoolander, obey my dog, so hot right now, hansel
Would you eat the moon if it were made of Ribs? - Harry Caray Will Ferrell T-Shirt

Description: Harry Caray + Will Ferrell + Ribs + The Frontier of Space = Comedy

Tags: harry carry, baseball, wrigley, will ferrell, space
Loud Noises! T-Shirt

Description: Ron Burgundy : Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind : It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy : It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland : Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy : I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland : Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy : Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Tags: steve carrell, anchorman, will ferrell, channel 4 news team, ron burgundy
Would you eat the moon if it were made of Ribs? T-Shirt

Description: Harry Caray + Will Ferrell + Ribs + The Frontier of Space = Comedy

Tags: moon, space, harry carry, impression, ribs
Invitation to the Pants Party T-Shirt

Description: I would like to extend to you and invitation to the pants party. - Brick Tamland Brick is so polite. Too bad his IQ was about 65,

Tags: wes mantooth, pants party, loud noises, sex panther, invitation
Stay Classy T-Shirt

Description: Still the perfect saying, and now even better with this simple, vintage design.

Tags: baxter, kindofabigdeal, classy, champ kind, california
You're My Boy Blue T-Shirt

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Tags: blue, college, speaker city, meatloaf, frank the tank
I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon T-Shirt

Description: Step Brothers is the best comedy of the past 20 years.

Tags: songbird, brennan huff, dragon, step brothers, catalina wine mixer
VIBES - Dale Doback T-Shirt

Description: I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon

Tags: john c reilly, ya dingus, check it out, dr brule, dr steve brule
The F*cking Catalina Wine Mixer T-Shirt

Description: A perfect vintage logo design for the Catalina Wine Mixer.

Tags: dale doback, step brothers, boats n hoes, prestige worldwide, did we just become best friends
Prestige Worldwide presents The Catalina Wine Mixer T-Shirt

Description: It's the f*cking Catalina Wine Mixer perfect logo design

Tags: will ferrell, best friends, so many activities, favorite dinosaur, shark week
The F*cking Catalina Wine Mixer T-Shirt

Description: Where else can you sell helicopters? Enough said.

Tags: best friends, boats and hoes, brennan huff, bunk beds, dale doback
San Diego - which of course means "A Whale's Vagina" T-Shirt

Description: Pronounced SAN DI-AGO Ron Burgundy

Tags: will ferrell, anchorman, channel 4, california, movie
Boats 'N Hoes 2024 T-Shirt

Description: A vote for what unites us.

Tags: democrat, boats n hoes, florida, republican, trump
I got my big boy pants on T-Shirt

Description: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on."

Tags: big boy pants, yankees, the other guys, detective, mark wahlberg
Blue Steel T-Shirt

Description: One Look? Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, Magnum

Tags: step brothers, derek zoolander, mugatu, will ferrell, center for ants
Stay Classy San Diego T-Shirt

Description: I still think this is the perfect t-shirt.

Tags: ron burgundy, whore island, california, sex panther, vintage
Brick Tamland's Toilet Store T-Shirt

Description: A place to get your clothes Since 1976

Tags: anchorman, will ferrell, ron burgundy, toilet store, i love lamp
One Look? T-Shirt

Description: Magnum, Ferrari, Le Tigre, Blue Steel. Clearly 4 different looks

Tags: one look, so hot right now, derek zoolander, obey my dog, ben stiller
Sex Panther T-Shirt

Description: Yes, it is the best cologne ever made by Odeon, but Sex Panther is also just a really great saying and potentially the coolest nickname any human being could ever have.

Tags: boats and hoes, 60 of the time, sex, sexy, step brothers
I've been called the songbird of my generation T-Shirt

Description: Best line of the movie?

Tags: singer, sailing, boats n hoes, boats and hoes, dinosaur
Enjoy your stay on Whore Island T-Shirt

Description: One of the most underrated lines from the whole movie

Tags: anchorman, anchorman quote, brick tamland, i love lamp, kind of a big deal
Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins - Elf T-Shirt

Description: Lets face it, Elf is the perfect Christmas movie.

Tags: i saw a dog, north pole, merry christmas, christmas movie, christmas
Prestige Worldwide T-Shirt

Description: This didn't need a fancy logo, just a really killer t-shirt that has Prestige Worldwide written in a vintage, distressed cursive type on it.

Tags: prestige world wide, ron burgundy, anchorman, boats n hoes, ocean

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