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Feed Eggs - dude you ran out of eggs would you like to buy 80 eggs? T-Shirt

Description: Would you like to buy a pack of 80 eggs?

Tags: 55 burgers, coffin flop, computer, corncob tv, dan flashes
You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back. T-Shirt

Description: Best sketch in the entire show. Sloppy Steaks at Truffonis. I'm worried the baby thinks that people can't change. Roy Donk approves

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My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world. T-Shirt

Description: All time incredible writing in I Think You Should Leave. He somehow makes absurd comedy that is hilarious, but also kinda sad, but still absurd.

Tags: 55 burgers, baby of the year, club aqua, coffin flop, corncob tv
Feed Eggs T-Shirt

Description: Would you like to buy a pack of 80 eggs?

Tags: 55 burgers, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, detroiters
Summer loving - "I'm just here for the zipline" T-Shirt

Description: And Ronnie, I feel like you're just here for the zip line

Tags: chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, detroiters
Yeah, I play drums T-Shirt

Description: Rog, king of the slams

Tags: coffin flop, comedy, corncob tv, dan flashes, detroit
Devereux Fine Wigs - Detroit, MI T-Shirt

Description: Oooooh Devereux "Our wigs aren't made from hair off dead bodies"

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FEED EGGS - I think you should leave T-Shirt

Description: Would you like to buy a pack of 80 eggs?

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Bicken Bones T-Shirt

Description: It's perfect.

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King of the Slams T-Shirt

Description: Rog - king of the slams From the Characters

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Coffin Flop only on Corncob TV T-Shirt

Description: Probably the best cable channel

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Coffin Flop - just body after body.... T-Shirt

Description: This world's f*cking so f*cked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?

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RIP Godzilla the Gorilla T-Shirt

Description: I guess he just wanted to own his life or something

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Cramblin Duvet Advertising - Detroiters ad agency T-Shirt

Description: The most iconic Detroit advertising agency in tv history (according to me).

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Moon River Rock, Moon River Rolll T-Shirt

Description: It's right in your Q-Zone, baby!

Tags: baby of the year, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
Cramblin Duvet Advertising T-Shirt

Description: A modern vintage retro take on the most iconic Detroit advertising agency in tv history (according to me).

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Moon River Rock, Moon River Roll T-Shirt

Description: It's right in my Q-Zone!

Tags: baby of the year, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
You gotta give - Calicocutpants.com T-Shirt

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

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A lotta people give - calicocutpants.com T-Shirt

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

Tags: bones are their money, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
If I talk you get money...and I never talk - Jellybean T-Shirt

Description: Bringing his mastery of silent theater to the stage Absolutely no frats or bachelor parties

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, darmine doggy door, detroiters
Richard Brecky is Jellybean - "If I talk you get money, but I never talk!" T-Shirt

Description: Bringing his mastery of silent theater to the stage Absolutely no frats or bachelor parties

Tags: actor, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Until you're part of the Turbo Team, walk slowly! T-Shirt

Description: Has this ever happened to you?

Tags: brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Larboard Oaks Mansion - Ghost Tour T-Shirt

Description: Adults only tour after 10pm You can say whatever the hell you want!

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Larboard Oaks Mansion Ghost Tour T-Shirt

Description: Adults only tour after 10pm You can say whatever the hell you want!

Tags: bones are their money, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
You go in. Yes you do. You go in.  - Dan Flashes T-Shirt

Description: The Shops at the Creek and prices that are going way, way, way, way up

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Angels & Archways by Caleb Wendt T-Shirt

Description: Great leather studded belts An icon of music, acting and fashion

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Angels & Archways by Caleb Wendt T-Shirt

Description: Great leather studded belts An icon of music, acting and fashion

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Metaloid Maniac - the wall is his ground T-Shirt

Description: He is zipping around like a bug

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Calico Cut Pants - You gotta give! T-Shirt

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

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Calico Cut Pants - it's the perfect thing! But you gotta give T-Shirt

Description: A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

Tags: bones are their money, calico cut pants, coffin flop, corncob tv, crashmore
Don "Bon" Darley - King of the dirty songs T-Shirt

Description: Underrated skit

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No coffin please, just wet wet mud T-Shirt

Description: I laugh every time

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No coffin please, just wet wet mud T-Shirt

Description: I laugh every time

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Jamie Taco - Actor - Nobody says their lines faster than me T-Shirt

Description: I'll never say my lines faster than Jamie Taco!

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Jamie Taco - Actor - "nobody says their lines faster than me" T-Shirt

Description: I'll never say my lines faster than Jamie Taco!

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, cringe, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Rules for ordering Fully Loaded Nachos T-Shirt

Description: If you order nachos to share, one person can't take all the ones with meat and stuff.

Tags: brians hat, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv

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