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Can I refill your eggnog? T-Shirt

Description: Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Tags: eggnog, margot, griswold quote, why is the carpet all wet todd, cousin eddie
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups:  Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corns, and Syrup. T-Shirt

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, cotton headed ninny muggins, elf
I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR. T-Shirt

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy the elf, christmas movie, christmas, elf, cotton headed ninny muggins
It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture. T-Shirt

Description: I get excited every year for Christmas to watch the movies. I will never get sick of Elf.

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, cotton headed ninny muggins
Merry Christmas - Shitter was full! T-Shirt

Description: Imagine a movie that was entirely a Cousin Eddie coming of age story.

Tags: christmas vacation quotes, uncle eddie, rv, christmas vacation, vacation
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal T-Shirt

Description: Classic.

Tags: angels with filthy souls, bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard
Le tits now T-Shirt

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $100 Trebek.

Tags: over sized hat, saturday night live, jeopardy, let it snow, alex trebek
Little Nero's Pizza - Vintage logo T-Shirt

Description: No fiddlin' around! I bet that pizza was good. Keep the change you filthy animal

Tags: buzz, chicago, dominos, filthy animal, home alone movie
Le Tits Now T-Shirt

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $100 Trebek.

Tags: funny christmas, over sized hat, sean connery, saturday night live, will ferrell
Merry Christmas Muthafucka T-Shirt

Description: The best.

Tags: ugly christmas sweater, christmas party, funny christmas, ugly, merry christmas
Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins - Elf T-Shirt

Description: Lets face it, Elf is the perfect Christmas movie.

Tags: i saw a dog, north pole, merry christmas, christmas movie, christmas
There’s some Ho’s in this house - Santa T-Shirt

Description: You know Santa loves the Ho's

Tags: north pole, jingle bells, certified freak, elf, christmas
Cousin Eddie's RV Rentals T-Shirt

Description: Cousin Eddie, Uncle Eddie, just plain old Eddie...doesn't matter...best character in a Christmas movie period.

Tags: camper, camping, chevy chase, christmas vacation, christmas vacation quotes
There’s Some Ho’s in This House T-Shirt

Description: Certified freak 1 day a week, okay just 1 day a year.

Tags: okurrr, cardi b, rap, cardi, die hard
Merry Cagemas, Love Saint Nicolas T-Shirt

Description: Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage

Tags: nicolas cage, the rock, nic cage, ugly christmas sweater, santa claus christmas
THOTS - Santa Claus T-Shirt

Description: These Ho Ho Ho's Out There

Tags: christmas, hoes, santa, ugly christmas sweater, funny santa sayings
Boats 'N Ho Ho Ho's T-Shirt

Description: The perfect mashup of Prestige Worldwide and Christmas. Santa loves him some Boats and Ho's

Tags: boating, boats n hoes, catalina wine mixer, christmas, dale brennan
Buzz, your girlfriend Woof! T-Shirt

Description: Underrated line of a classic Christmas movie

Tags: 90s, buzz, buzz your girlfriend woof, christmas, christmas sweater

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